I take it literally, that there is some sort of flesh-eating gremlin-like monster down there just ready to burst forth and start killing people.
Chances are its just him wanting some attention there and feeling insecure.
He is self conscious about it, so unless you see it for yourself, don't believe it.
0 2 0 0Maybe he is not circumcised, and some girl called it a 'monster"
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Usually means he has nothing! The guys I've met with those huge penises are guys who are quiet and the last thing they would do is brag about their size.
0 2 0 0You are correct about that, Katiesmuff
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A confident man has no need to brag about a monster dick. A confident man does not even need a monster dick. Normal is quite sufficient to satisfy most women.
Guys who talk about their big dicks are usually overcompensating. . . and they probaly are big dicks.1 0 0 0It could be both, long AND thick, and I am sure you have seen cocks that were both long and thick in porn.
For the most part, I think most guys think that monster size refers to a long penis, not necessarily thick.0 0 0 0
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12 43It means average. The only thing monster about him is his ego!
1 5 0 2It means he’s watch too much porn and cut 8 inches off his 1 foot rule for measuring
2 1 0 0ROFLMAO! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It means he's lying.
0 0 0 0For sure both but I would never say monster and I would just say cock
0 0 0 0It usually means that he has a shrimp dick.
1 2 0 1Well, you are probably 'spot' on my friend, since most 'men' don't say that kind of stupid things.
@Bricealan yup
Yep lol
If he says he has a monster cock he is probably bullshitting you until he proves it.
0 0 0 0Small dick energy
1 1 0 1Lmaoooo 🤣
@JoyGirl He would probably have "fall out" in a thimble
It means he has a tiny, diseased cock, and he's trying to compensate for that sad fact by trying to impress you by lying about the size. It's a sure sign of inadequacy on his part, of feelings of inferiority and insecurity.
0 1 0 0Probably exactly right!
Nah, he probably neans it's green and has a bolt going through it 😂
0 1 0 0It means scaly.
0 0 0 0Usually means he got a small penis and wishes he had a big one.
Cock is such a corny word🤣0 1 0 1Sounds like a loser tryin' to boost his ego.
0 1 0 0It means he's lying
0 2 0 1Y every one say that?
Because they think they can trick us into being interested, when they're the ones hyper fixated on dick sizes.
Everyone on here is correct. Just don't complain that you were not warned later.
0 0 0 0What @better_off_here said. 👍🏾
0 0 0 0Lie?
Yap.
Most likely, both!
0 0 0 0It's likely small and he's saying that to try to get you into bed.
0 0 0 0Probably both
0 0 0 0Ugly.
0 0 0 0It usually means he is trying to over compensate & is lying.
0 1 0 0sure glad I am not lying
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