If you could rent a penis for a day, what would you do with it? 😏?

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  • "Oi, Oi, karen! Oi, you fu-"

    *hits her in the face with it*

    *snickering*
    *snickering*
    • Lmao!!! 😝

Most Helpful Guys

  • Then I would have two... hmmm... what should I do with two dicks? Tie them in a knot? Pee with one and not the other? Or pee with both...

    • Sure! All options

    • Thanks for the MHO!

  • The one I was born with is adequate but I would like to rent one that would really get her attention.

Most Helpful Girl

  • why renting something so easy to find for free?

    • No need to request things from a guy. And with rentals it’s drive it like you stole it lol

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Pee outside once and then return it.

  • Always wanted to see what would happen if It went down the garbage disposal... but I'd probably not get my deposit back.

    • Worth it lol

    • Ouch!

    • @TotallyAlmost Only if it is still attached.

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  • Is it just a penis like detached? Or does the guy come with it

    • Detached no guy

    • Play fetch with the dog in front of the dude

    • Lmao 🤣 love it

  • I own one so no need to rent one. This one I own is no where near worn out!

  • Hubby has one he freely lets me use.

  • I'd definitely go fuck myself

    • Lol 😆

  • You have to rent one? I thought most guys happy to provide one for free use ….

    • The rental comes without the guy attached

    • But that means it wouldn’t work. No power supply. Perhaps best to just stay with a solar powered toy.

    • It’s magic! Lol

  • Like is it attached to me or do I just have it like in a box?

    • In a box lol. But I guess you could strap it on! Lol

    • Lol.

    • In a box its kinda only a dildo so I do not realy have any use for it

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  • Use it as a plumbing plunger.

    • Might work in a bathroom sink 🤔

    • Kitchen sink for me.

    • Have to be thick!

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  • I'd rent a gigantic one and drive it like I stole it

  • Pee standing up?

  • That would make DP way interesting.

    • True!!! Lol

    • Tie it to your existing penis and go to town

  • practice deepthroating

  • Not a fan of working with dick solo, so nothing.

  • I'm not compatible with others

    • I believe it lol

  • I wouldn’t

  • You can rent Americans for a day, though.

  • Throw it at people🤣

    • Hilarious 😂

    • Best use of a pp ever

    • I’ll give it a try lol

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  • Practice practice practice

  • I'd share mine and it with her, in every way possible.

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