If you and your partner created a "sex calendar", what's the very first thing/sexual act you'd put on your calendar?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

[Bricealan]

Well, "Brains", I have always very much liked/enjoyed/loved various areas of oral sex, not so much centered on myself, but on my partner, 'WITH A Cavort!

Don't know why, but I must confess not with my prior wife!!! Sounds insane, doesn't it?
Much to my embarrassment, and confusion on the subject, there were girls, that I could NOT WAIT to get my face in their crotch/pussy/clitoris, and yet, others, not so much.
I do like oral sex with girls, but it seems that my passion for it varies from girl to girl. Marie, my current girlfriend I could hardly contain myself on New Years Eve, last to get her clothes off and face in her crotch.

SOOOOOO, to answer your query, I have to say Cunnilingus would be the first act I would want to perform, all things being equal.

[Lliam]

Hmmmm. Gives me an idea.
I'd make it a clock, not a calendar. One position a day would be boring. 😂

It would be a fun game like Twister or something. A buzzer goes off every five minutes and flashes a new position that you have to immediately switch to. There would be LOTS of positions and you'd never know what was going to come up.

You lose a point if there is a position you can't do.
You win maybe 5 points every time you cum. I know that gives girls an advantage because they can have multiple orgasms or even fake it, but that's cool. 😁
And you see how many positions you can do before one of you taps out loses. The last one standing gets 10 points.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

That's a good idea 💡☺️

[Lliam]

Let's share the patent.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I was thinking the same thing.. We could call it "Tap out time" or "Tap out test"🤔🤣

[Lliam]

LOL I thought of "Rock Around the Clock". But the "tap out" idea is good. 😁

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Hmm that might work "rock around the clock till you tap or drop"🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Or Rock around the clock "takes a licking and keeps on ticking"🤣🤣

[Lliam]

ROFL

[ShaTTeredMasterpeace]

Makeout Mondays
Titty Tuesdays
Wet Wednesdays
Throw it back Thursdays
Foreplay Fridays
Scissor Saturdays
Sultry Sundays

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Nice 👍 lolol

[hafinjun]

So on wednesdays

[collie22]

wow weee

[mandyfire98]

It's easy to say I'd put cunnilingus up there but I'd probably put blowjob on the calendar first.

[HighlyVolatile]

Maybe just put an "S" or something for "Sex". Like, be ready. Don't be hungover. That sort of thing. You know, get ready for some sex! 2 days from now! I will have sex with you so hard! I do some push-ups to get ready!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣

[HighlyVolatile]

I do training for it. Maybe 4 days in advance for top-shelf HighVolatile:
https://youtu.be/_YYmfM2TfUA

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lolol

[IsoUser]

Blowjobs weekly especially cumming twice inside her throat. Sexual activity daily

[OnKoing]

Yea, but if you can't do those 20 press-ups, no nookie 4u!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@OnKoing 🤣🤣🤣

[Stazz76]

Surely the most important thing to note on a Sex calendar is her menstrual cycle!

LOL that @aviatortom and @redhead999 were the only others to mention this ?

[CrazyGirl2]

Well, if it’s the very first thing… just on a limb her, I’d say “Have sex for the first time”

[MotherEarth2020]

No sex Thursday

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

I’ve always wanted to go to his workplace and have sex with him there, we did it once, we went to the company late night and we had sex by the window in the totally empty building, looking on top of the city.

[IsoUser]

Omg, you just drive me crazy

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

@IsoUser I just want him to think of me at work and remember me every time he goes and looks there. So, I won’t feel jealous of any new girl coworkers, cause I’ll know I’ve put my mark in his memory related to not only his home but also workplace haha

[IsoUser]

Trust me you already have indelibly

[IsoUser]

You seriously drive me crazy wanting you and to be inside you

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

@IsoUser The only way you can be inside me is bite by bite and grilled. So f*ck off you idiot.

[IsoUser]

I wasn't talking to the girl with a Tramp Stamp On Lower Back Lmao

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

Is that supposed to offend me? Because it doesn’t lol. The only person here with “Tramp Stamp on lower back” is - you, begging around to stranger women online like a little man slut.

[Mitt15]

First thing would be to have an honest discussion with the parther about his and mine expectations , whichever things match , comes first on the list.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Good answer👍 and agree that's something important to know

[Mitt15]

Thanks , as I feel that both the party should enjoy and should be able to express the feelings in best possible way.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Again agree 💯

[Mitt15]

Thanks 😊

[ArrowheadSW]

Since it has been a bit too long since I've last had sex, I think the first thing I would put on the calendar would be a long list for the first day... LOL... Shower together, mutual massage, oral sex, multiple positions, etc...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I hear you... Been a long minute for myself as well

[ArrowheadSW]

🍆🍑💦 When it happens again, it will be nice!!!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Better be great not just nice lololol

[ArrowheadSW]

🎆 🎇 Fireworks!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lolol

[Redhead999]

My time of the month lol...

[dustybiker]

I have better spontaneous ideas. Planning sucks the fun out. 🥰

[Guardian45]

Trudat!

[dustybiker]

@Guardian45 😁

[Guardian45]

Great minds think alike!

[dustybiker]

@Guardian45 tis true.

[Apple1996]

Pussy eating for everyday that ends in Y! 😝

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣 that got me lololol

[Jerre]

That’s what would be be on my calendar as well. Damn, we could have a hot time together!

[Guardian45]

YESSSSS! Where do I sign up?

[Den1971]

I'm there with you on that. For real

[Apple1996]

@Guardian45 gotta set a appointment and see if I can squeeze you in my calendar

[Den1971]

Have a bunch of sick days in vacation days at work wherever you can fit me and I'll call in sick and I'm there 🤣🤣🤣

[Apple1996]

@Den1971 haha call in sick tomorrow 🙃

[Guardian45]

You have to fit me in, cuz you want The Best!

[Den1971]

Just called in 3 days😁🤣

[Static_In_The_Attic]

On my Sex Calendar I would write the following.
TAKE A BREAK FROM SEX ON Sunday.

[prosaic1]

I think the first thing I'd do is get rid of the calendar (No offense). Eroticism, and intimacy are best enjoyed with spontaneity.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

True

[prosaic1]

Good question though. When I first got here, I had several decent questions. Now, I can't think of any.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

It happens lol

[boldlyblu]

Oral and all the rest of them

[NathanDavis]

well... I would clear Sunday Night Footballs... as the time out, everything else, I'm up for it... lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Gotta love football LMAO

[NathanDavis]

actually... I would be alright with just watching the second half... lmao

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Oh so she's the half time show🤣🤣

[NathanDavis]

the one to say... this game isn't AS good...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣

[DonkeyDan]

Monday - 69 and random position from the karma sutra.
Tuesday - day of rest. Wednesday - 69 and anal. Thursday - separate oral, no sex. Friday - 69 and free-for-allSaturday - morning session spoons, lunchtime/afternoon session in hot tub random positions lot of wine, evening session 69 and anal her or me + multiple random positionsSunday - morning worship in bed, rest for remainder of day. Well that's week one down 🤣🤣🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣

[Nerdy_Blonde]

blowjob or bondage

[Nerdy_Blonde]

I’ve never done bondage

[Nerdy_Blonde]

What would you put on your calendar?

[Jaximus-Lion]

We just put a ❌ on the day/date on the calender when we do it. I love the (destroy dick December) 🤣. But that is a good idea 😏

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👍👍☺️

[ManOnFire]

Missionary all fucking day.

[Apple1996]

Sounds like a calender that the church would make

[ManOnFire]

@Apple1996 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[SarahP080102]

Morning Oral

[Citizenkirk]

Climax Wrestling, then mixed orgasmic marital, mean, martial (same difference, so the Lock Horns always say) and ultimate ejaculation championships. Followed by spooning mania competitions.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Very original lol

[Citizenkirk]

She fought in the Octagon, I fought in Desert Storm, so we were a good match.