If your partner had planned a romantic evening and surprised you with these items on the bed, how would you react?

[ultimega]

Personally I think it would be a good time 😆

[SomeGuyCalledTom]

I'd do a Groundskeeper Willie: lift my shirt off and shout "grease me up woman!"

[J2ohhhhh]

I'd be really confused how the fuck we evolved from homoerectus walking on two feet to use a ping-pong bat as a sex object.

[Sakura-san]

I would be more excited and turned on

[magiusX26]

only thing worrisome to me is the firstaide kit

[magiusX26]

it either means something is not being done quite right or some kinks am not so comfortable with such as cutting. in the later case, that firstaide kit may be too small.

[Larson7]

Id say where is the wooden paddle? Now you must not know Papa very well..

[jeremy_09]

looks like one of those 1950s horror movies

see this is why i avoid older women, no 18 year old girl is going to think about this

(just teasing)

[Wise4myage]

lol. I'd say no thanks.

[HelenJacob]

I wish I was at that house.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Handcuffs and vibrators only. Everything else gotta go.

[jasco]

Just a bit scared honestly. I mean i am a sadist so i be more of into doing those things to do u rather then being the one being done to

[CuriousMufuxka]

After a hard days work I would probably jump in the middle and ask to be wrapped up. Then hopefully awake to female torture!

[Agem123]

Me and my partner have tried some of these things already, lol

I'd love it, of course.

[bklynbadboy1]

Let's get it Pippin!!! 😋😊😝

[User2300]

We gonna cook and play table tennis too? I'm down with that.

[lily4567]

i'd be so happy

[OddBeMe]

She obvi indecisive.

[Guardian45]

What do want to try first?

[Valnac]

I’d probably run.

[REDHOTLINE]

Of course I am shocked and tell her my wife kill me I must go home

[Hypnos0929]

It's certainly a lot but I guess we'd just take them, or not take them, one at a time.