Is it normal that I'd rather shove wasps up my arse than sext?

Thanks to the lockdown I've been unable to get my usual sex fix that I so desperately need. This cockfamine induced sex drought may be deserving of international humanitarian aid, so is really wrong I'd rather shove wasps up my arse and lick Boris Johnsons handkerchief whtthan spend a nano second sexting? Lets be honest, non of the guys you see begging for it are the next Wordworth, most sound like they'd struggle reading the hungry caterpillar. Why does some 25'year-old virgin with no more sex experience than watching pornhub with a wet sock, who's never touched a nipple since he breast fed or the last time he was in a vagina and made a woman scream was during his own birth, think he can give me best orgasm of my life?

Is it wrong to yell I'm a superspreader, flatten my curve yet still have enough pride to say no to sext?
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  • No not really. It's not something popular to begin with from what I know.

  • Is it normal for a girl to be so easy for so many guys to fuck that she actually develops an undeserved ego from it?

  • Yep it is normal. But it is understandable. Sexting isn't as good as the real thing.

  • Yes absolutely I hate sexting id rather show you in person

  • I wouldn't say I am the next great poet, my sister may be though. I do fancy myself a prose writer though. I may be able to scintillate you with sexting, even if my area of expertise is not current.

  • Very normal. I don't like sexting either.

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    Is it normal that I'd rather shove wasps up my arse than sext?
    • Hahahah Ya hater 😂😂😂

  • Struggling to read a hungry caterpillar... woh. Ms. Wordsworth... sounds like you have the gift of social distancing rant... extraordinary.

  • Can’t we not do either? I don’t like sexting either.

  • have we not chatted? Oh Dear

  • No, it's not. To each his own and sext is not your thing

  • It's normal. I rather be face to face if you know what I mean 😛. It's hard enough that I'm not experienced yet I crave it

  • So sexting is not for you. Maybe try something else. I'm sorry you're having a rough dry spell. Hope you find your something that wets your whistle.

  • Damn, I love you!

  • That doesn't seem normal.

  • I have never sexted and probably never will. Lol.

  • I don't believe the virus is spread by vaginal intercourse. I suggest wearing a mask and doing it doggy style.

  • It’s completely ok to not want to sext. Since this has gone down I haven’t had the desire as well.

  • You seem super horny.

  • lol. It seems a bit uptight and posh sounding to me. Almost makes one sound not as strong as past posts would have me almost believe about you, lol.

    Ah well.

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