Is it normal that I'd rather shove wasps up my arse than sext?

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Thanks to the lockdown I've been unable to get my usual sex fix that I so desperately need. This cockfamine induced sex drought may be deserving of international humanitarian aid, so is really wrong I'd rather shove wasps up my arse and lick Boris Johnsons handkerchief whtthan spend a nano second sexting? Lets be honest, non of the guys you see begging for it are the next Wordworth, most sound like they'd struggle reading the hungry caterpillar. Why does some 25'year-old virgin with no more sex experience than watching pornhub with a wet sock, who's never touched a nipple since he breast fed or the last time he was in a vagina and made a woman scream was during his own birth, think he can give me best orgasm of my life?

Is it wrong to yell I'm a superspreader, flatten my curve yet still have enough pride to say no to sext?

Anonymous · Answer

That's animal cruelty. If no man wants to go there why do you think a wasp would want to be there?

Anonymous · Answer

I never thought I would find someone else likes wasps up there butt. Do you wana hook up and have some fun when all this is over?

Is it normal that I'd rather shove wasps up my arse than sext?

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