Getting the cops called for going in a strangers house thinking it was mine. Than refused to leave. No charges be were pressed the couple who's home it actually was said I was the most polite intruder ever. I even offered them their own soda to drink
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Kiera1999
+1 y
😂😂😂 thats close to mine 💯
LexyIsSexy23
+1 y
Least we are humble 😂
Kiera1999
+1 y
Well i was very quiet 😂
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LexyIsSexy23
+1 y
I don't know how to be quiet 😅
Kiera1999
+1 y
Well I had a gag on so I had no choice 😂💯😂😅
yourspraytan
+1 y
I was going to my friend’s birthday party and mistaken the floors. The apartment door looked similar to his. I usually ring the bell or knock, but didn’t that time. So I walk into a faint dark room and get confused. Instantly, a barking dog runs out of nowhere and a woman comes. I apologize and leave. Glad they didn’t get mad and called the police 🚔
abbie_wrightExplorer
+1 y
calling my dad by my boyfriends name
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Kiera1999
+1 y
😂 not as bad as at least 3 of mibe dw
abbie_wright
+1 y
mine get worse lmao
Kiera1999
+1 y
I've been tied up.. twice. Dunked in cheese sauce in a fight.. i could go on 😂
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abbie_wright
+1 y
how can you get dunked in cheese sauce lol
Kiera1999
+1 y
We argued.. she turbed her back.. so i went to dunk her in the bucket.. last second she reversed it by stomping my foot and dunked me instead.. came up 15 seconds later wuth a cheese face n coughing
abbie_wright
+1 y
bash her up
yourspraytanXper 3
+1 y
I should probably be embarrassed of streaking naked, but I wanna forget how I messed up my first ever date more
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JaycroweXper 4
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On sum real talk? Got jerking off by my mother n law! She walked in saw my D n my hand and was shocked but she Neva stopped looking I made eye contact with my mother n law for ah whole minute we were both shocked n I put it away n she asked where my kids? I hav a 2story town house n my kids were upstairs sleeping n I was down stairs beating off n I 4got she had a key! I wonder if she still thinks about me jacking off laying in my living room? No shirt n just boxers below my buttocks
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Beta3Xper 2
+1 y
Being tied up and left in the locker room of the gym
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TheCloud2Explorer
+1 y
It's when my sister caught me masturbating and also when I got pantsed by a girl in front of girls including my crush. If you want details I can tell you.
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Anonymous
+1 y
Well since it's in the sexuality section..
My mom walking in on my at-the-time boyfriend and I having sex.
I farted.. twice in a row, in my at-the-time boyfriend's face while he went down on me.
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yourspraytan
+1 y
How did those events end?
Opinion Owner
+1 y
@yourspraytan I ended up being super embarrassing, that's what I remember. The one with the fart is a super long time ago. I think after my mom walked in I flipped out but we continued later on in the evening when we had gone to his place instead.
jason222
+1 y
Did u stop fucking right away? And what position were u in. by the way happened to me too. But it was her mom and she definitely checked out my dick for a sec lol
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Opinion Owner
+1 y
@jason222 Yeah as soon as the door opened, we froze. My mom closed the door right away ad we went silent. It was missionary.
jason222
+1 y
well at least it was hard for her to see ur lol. and i would have kept going if i was him lmao. ur risky!
Anonymous
+1 y
My boyfriend told me , eww your anus stinks bad while he was rimming and nose goes near asshole accidentally lol
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Cannuck22
+1 y
Wash your asshole
Opinion Owner
+1 y
I wipe only , so lazy to wash lol
Cannuck22
+1 y
You are a pig
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Stud654
+1 y
Had you just taken a big smelly poop?
Opinion Owner
+1 y
No, sweat makes it smelly , all day wrapped and got moist
Stud654
+1 y
Oh so it was a combo of sweat and shit lol
Anonymous
+1 y
I accidentally sent a dickpic to the group my astronomy class had on facebook messenger 🙃
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Opinion Owner
+1 y
Anon for obvious reasons
lifesucks22319
+1 y
Then what happened
Opinion Owner
+1 y
I left the group and avoided them every chance I got, ofcourse. That shit still keeps me up at night
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22 13Why'd you get tied up?
Getting the cops called for going in a strangers house thinking it was mine. Than refused to leave. No charges be were pressed the couple who's home it actually was said I was the most polite intruder ever. I even offered them their own soda to drink
😂😂😂 thats close to mine 💯
Least we are humble 😂
Well i was very quiet 😂
I don't know how to be quiet 😅
Well I had a gag on so I had no choice 😂💯😂😅
I was going to my friend’s birthday party and mistaken the floors. The apartment door looked similar to his. I usually ring the bell or knock, but didn’t that time. So I walk into a faint dark room and get confused. Instantly, a barking dog runs out of nowhere and a woman comes. I apologize and leave. Glad they didn’t get mad and called the police 🚔
calling my dad by my boyfriends name
😂 not as bad as at least 3 of mibe dw
mine get worse lmao
I've been tied up.. twice. Dunked in cheese sauce in a fight.. i could go on 😂
how can you get dunked in cheese sauce lol
We argued.. she turbed her back.. so i went to dunk her in the bucket.. last second she reversed it by stomping my foot and dunked me instead.. came up 15 seconds later wuth a cheese face n coughing
bash her up
I should probably be embarrassed of streaking naked, but I wanna forget how I messed up my first ever date more
On sum real talk? Got jerking off by my mother n law! She walked in saw my D n my hand and was shocked but she Neva stopped looking I made eye contact with my mother n law for ah whole minute we were both shocked n I put it away n she asked where my kids? I hav a 2story town house n my kids were upstairs sleeping n I was down stairs beating off n I 4got she had a key! I wonder if she still thinks about me jacking off laying in my living room? No shirt n just boxers below my buttocks
Being tied up and left in the locker room of the gym
It's when my sister caught me masturbating and also when I got pantsed by a girl in front of girls including my crush. If you want details I can tell you.
Well since it's in the sexuality section..
My mom walking in on my at-the-time boyfriend and I having sex.
I farted.. twice in a row, in my at-the-time boyfriend's face while he went down on me.
How did those events end?
@yourspraytan I ended up being super embarrassing, that's what I remember. The one with the fart is a super long time ago. I think after my mom walked in I flipped out but we continued later on in the evening when we had gone to his place instead.
Did u stop fucking right away? And what position were u in. by the way happened to me too. But it was her mom and she definitely checked out my dick for a sec lol
@jason222 Yeah as soon as the door opened, we froze. My mom closed the door right away ad we went silent. It was missionary.
well at least it was hard for her to see ur lol. and i would have kept going if i was him lmao. ur risky!
My boyfriend told me , eww your anus stinks bad while he was rimming and nose goes near asshole accidentally lol
Wash your asshole
I wipe only , so lazy to wash lol
You are a pig
Had you just taken a big smelly poop?
No, sweat makes it smelly , all day wrapped and got moist
Oh so it was a combo of sweat and shit lol
I accidentally sent a dickpic to the group my astronomy class had on facebook messenger 🙃
Anon for obvious reasons
Then what happened
I left the group and avoided them every chance I got, ofcourse. That shit still keeps me up at night
Being pantsed and exposed in a pool