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Holy shit... no pun intended!!! Well I’ve never had a woman shit on me I have had a woman ask me if I’d shit between her tits though. I couldn’t doo it!! BUT you're DAMN RIGHT I CONSIDERED IT!! So in our drunken stupor she settled for a spanking instead. I’d suggest eating or drinking something that makes you have to do the doo. And also relax.
A lot of people are going to give you shit about how nasty it is to shit on someone yada yada yada. But the bottom line is how you and your husband feel about it (especially afterwards) remember what turns you and him on may be a turn off for others.
People don't realize that temporary dopamine hits are not the key to keeping anything alive. Only ''dissolving'' the ego, working on your self, and peeling away the layers of the masks you both wear will do that.
Lets just say you managed to take a dump on his head during sex... how long before that just becomes boring too? This is why people that watch porn start of with some basic barely pornographic scene, and end up with severely obscene stuff... the dopamine.
To keep the honey moon alive is something internal, but you are making the same mistake other couples make by thinking it's external.
Interesting. Some people here are like gross but to be honest the things that are taboo are often the things that feel really good.
I suggest you hold it in for as long as possible. It would also help to try anal. Having anal sex helps a person with muscle control and will help to relax the muscles. Finally it may help to try having sex in the position you poop in. Hope this helps and feel free to PM me if you need more suggestions.
Thanks fo taking my question seriously. Unfortunately I can't seem to PM you since you're not following me.
@breanna_nonbinary Very true. To each their own.
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This is pretty interesting haha! Try bananas, a friend of mine ate 7 bananas and couldn’t leave the bathroom for a half hour haha
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!This is NOT normal. Sex is not about this. You got a bad husband who just wanted to use you for sex. God forbid you end up in the hospital because of this.
Vindaloo and lots of orange juice
You've done it before? Oh wow! And how was it?
No I'm just referring to what will help you defecate
I think the problem is more psychological...
Take a low volume enema, then expel that on your partner.
Maybe rent the dog next door
Gross! Gross!
You didn't know this about him BEFORE you got married?
Don't push it, literally.
Try a nice full dinner before sex. Wait a bit, then see if that will do it.
It should be a natural thing.
Sounds kinky!
One other thing, make sure you two have had your Hepatitis shots. You run the risk of getting Hepatitis A and B when you deal with poop or SCAT.
Tell your husband that this absolutely isn't your thing and you won't do it.
If he loves you, he'll respect that. If not, get another husband.
No, just nope. Not enough weed and coke in america to make me okay with this.
Smh...
Okay troll, try shoving up your or his hand up your arse and take out what he wants.
Yuck!!!
Eat something that will make you go to the toilet really often. Beware of the mess it may create.
Good lord what did I just read
Uhhh I have no clue what advice to give other than just wait until you need to go and try to relax like he's not even there?
If there's a dairy farm close to you, you could try cow shit.
Or you just don't flush when you use the toilet - and keep it for later?
Eat a bag of dried apricots, or prunes
Get drunk, eat a lot a brown beans, and drink a half a bottle of Pepto Bismol
I am sure, if you eat a lot of food that makes you have to poo, it will work
Lol you 2 are quite a kinky couple huh
I think its going to be hard but maybe someone who is into can suggest
And people around here say i have problems...-_-
If u can't, u just can't. at least you gave it a try
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