Questions about farts (serious)?

Okay it's my first time here and wanted to try something. I don't live in an english-speaking country, I live in a really closed-minded country in Europe so I can't tell anyone I have a fart fetish, as people would judge me harshly. I have a few questions:

- Are people in the United States generally open talking about farts? Of course I'm not going to try talking about that, just want to know. In my country it's impossible to talk about farts.

- What does it feel like if a girl farts on my face? I can't imagine it, and I probably will never experience it. I understand it's really gross for, like, 90% of people, and I respect it, but come on... I know there are girls who wouldn't mind doing that, but since people here are very traditional, they wouldn't do it anyway. I read fictional fart stories on the Internet in English, since there are literally none in my language due to the closed-mindedness. Because I read fart stories, I wanted to know if it's true that it would smell really bad and almost unbearable in certain cases. I just want to know what it would feel like since I have no clue. Maybe in the United States I would have a 5% chance to experience it, but in my country that's impossible.

-(Optional, I don't want to be disrespectful): Do you know any girl (it can be you as well) who makes really stinky farts? Like, gag-worthy? I'm asking this because I've never smelt a girl's farts, and mine (I'm a male) almost don't smell. There was a time I doubted that a girl's fart could smell that bad, but I've read (true) opinions that her farts could "clear rooms" and many other sentences. So, I wanted to know, are these things true or are they just exagerations? Have you experienced such a thing personally? If you want to share a story, you can.

I hope this question isn't too gross. I've read "worse" questions about farts on this site and people seem to accept it, so why not asking myself lol. Thank you in advance.
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  • I think it's weird to find a girl who admits that she is stoned, I was always stoned and I still do, but I do not go around telling it or forcing others to smell, but I have no problem answering you, at least the last question, my Farts smell bad, I doubt it's a perfume.. but if there are times especially in my period that smell so bad that even I can not stand the smell, I must open windows or use perfume because they smell rotten, you definitely would not want one in the face or nose hahah

    • sorry if my English is bad, when I say pedorra I mean that I throw many farts haha

    • I would love your fart on my face hahaha doesn't matter how bad it smell! The stinker the better!

Most Helpful Guys

  • Why don't you just go and smell some dog turds? Dog shit can make you gag too. You don't need girls for that. You can just smell a nice, warm dog turd and it will give you everything that you need.

    • Because I'm not attracted to it, simple. Either you are excessively sarcastic or you don't understand how a fetish works.

    • I'm excessively sarcastic, well spotted.

    • That's somewhat okay for having a laugh, honestly.

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  • From a what a you say with a you perversions for the stink out anoos, you are from Uzbekistan? Yes?

    • I'm from the European Union.

    • Ah... assholes with Euro coins... yes? Which a small country is it? Who is the chief warlord in a you country that run it? Does he not like the fart from the anoos?

    • I guess I shouldn't reply to a troll. Anyway, people with fetishes can be found in any country with substantial population. It seems to be common, even though virtually nobody says it, effectively reducing them to silence. The same thing happened with homosexual people, although it's changing now in the western countries.

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  • Im from Denmark, so I don't know

    • What part of Denmark are you from if you don't mind me asking. My dad was from Copenhagen Denmark I've always wanted to learn more or actually know people from Denmark I think that's awesome.

  • Pathetic

    • Which part of it do you consider "pathetic"?

  • Girl farts smell like roses

    • Oh please

  • Here in India.
    You can fart.
    And can make some noise.
    But you can't talk about fart in public but you can talk about fart in your family.

    • Interesting. What would happen in India if you ask a girl to fart on your face?

    • She'll never do it.

    • She also make you wait until you're married and make you wait to get married after she has her PhD next 10 years

  • I got to go take a shit

    Questions about farts (serious)?