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Holy buckets, where do I start? So we had amazing shower sex tonight, I bent over downward dog. But the amount of water that went up my nose is absurd. Like, I have not had this much water up my nose since I dove off the 15 ft platform at German camp. My sinuses are still burning. 😳 While it was very good shower sex, it has been overpowered by the outrageous amount of water that went up my nose. Anyone else? 😬
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My nose still burns. Ugh. This is something else. 😳
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18 42Never happened to me but I know that pain. Hope it feels better now
How the fu*k does that happen? You were upside down? Reminds me of those people that jump into water holding their nose lol. I guess we are build different.
Downward dog, butt up, head between my feet
Intresting. Would not think it would be a comfortable position. So you're flex able, that's great.
I’m really not. Lol
Couldnt you turn off the water?
Too heat of the moment lol
As a shower expert, I would say use nose plugs.
Mmhmm. Yes. I will
Shower sex sucks 😂
The sex was good, the waterboarding was bad
Exactly!!! Lol
It’s like eating a hamburger in the restroom, tasty burger, bad ambiance
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ewwwwww
That is what pissed me off about people telling me I should feed my baby in the bathroom. I would say “do YOU like to eat in the bathroom?”
Agree 100% there!!! 🤢
I've never been waterboarded during sex. You are pretty amazing.
Yup. I still have not recovered...
Never tried that position before. Maybe get nose plugs?
Maybe we need them lol
I suggested that to her also !
You want to borrow my scuba gear, tank, regulator and mask?
@Bricealan I like your suggestions better than mine!
😂😂😂😂. I think shower sex is best suited with standing positions.
Have a fast recovery dear, burning noses are no fun.
I'm too having a runny nose and not due to shower sex
I would say i had shower sex go wrong. But i was with a girl and fucking her so good that she swung her arm into the showerhead and pushed it so it was facing out of the shower. We didn't care just kept fucking. Just made it harder to clean all the cum off the shower floor without the water taking it to the drain lol. One of the best sex i have had. I cum 3 times lost count how many times the girl cum and squirt
Lol! Sounds messy!
Lol it was but messy swx is the best sex. If your not covered in each others sweat and cum it wasn't good sex
I can’t argue with that logic!
Haha thats right iv had to throw out bed sheets the sex was that good
Damnnnnn. I have not. Always washable.
Sounds like to me you have a challenge now do you choose to except the challenge
Challenge accepted! Tell me about your worst sheet casualty sex.
Ok i'll dm you
the water going into the nose is disturbing
It is what it is? 🤷🏻♀️ I speak the truth. Lol
I understand
In the past I have experienced similar episodes. Now I have a large custom built shower that makes things easy!
omg 🤣🤣
shower sex can be really fun i just don’t like how the water can wash away a girls wetness. u have to like position yourselves so the water doesn’t hit right there.
Woman: I was having sex and almost drowned.
Man: But I didn't cum enough do do that kind of damage.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol. I've never had that problem when I had shower sex. Most of the time we were both standing up, or humping her while sucking on her boobs. Basically just being careful we don't both slip and fall
get one of those things that goes on the nose to close it, some swimmers use it
We have those too! Lol
Don't forget it next time
your nose will get used to it soon.
People have sex in the shower?
Indeed they do. Easy clean up and sexy. If you don’t get waterboarded.
when the kink burns lol
Indeed. My sinuses are still tingling