What is the freakiest/dirtiest thing you've done in bed?

So I thought this question would be really fun because me and my boyfriend are totally open and really experimental with sex. We definitely do *not* have "vanilla" sex and have tried some pretty weird stuff that I never imagined I would like.

I'd like to know what is the freakiest/dirtiest thing you've ever done and did you enjoy it? Would you do it again?

It could be anything! Such as anal, roleplay, nicknames, group sex, sex in public, etc.

Here's a *few* of mine (warning if you don't like freaky stuff):

- He likes to call me his cum dumpster
- He calls me his whore and personal slut, I call him master and I ask what he would like me to do for him. I tell him I'm just here for his pleasure and to use me until he gets bored
- Sex whilst on my period (it had practically gone though)
- I've dribbled his cum into his mouth after a messy face fuck
- Cleaned his dick up with my mouth after anal then kissed him afterwards
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There are totally 3 types of guys here: - The upfront and honest ones - The ones that are horny as hell - The ones that think they're being funny when really they're just boring af in bed and have nothing to share
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  • Trying to get an ant out of my foreskin. It was the winter of last year, December 2015, just over a year ago. It took me 20 seconds to roll my foreskin back due to the winter when it's cold and hugs the glans closer and I had 3 bite marks and I told my past girlfriend that the ant must have loved me. It gave me love bites. It hurt for like 10 minutes though. That damn ant crawled deep up my foreskin and I think I know how it did it.

  • like eating her asshole

  • I envy your boyfriend, lol.

    • Why the stupid update?

  • after eating her out, frenching her with her juice in my mouth still.
    eating her out while fingering her ass. ( many may say that is not so bad)

  • I like some roleplay where i am a doctor and my partner is my patient. She liked to play the naive girl and i was the perverted doctor with ulterior motives.

    • That is hot

  • Had a scary dream would be the freakiest. Farted would be the dirtiest

  • I am wildest creature in sex, done almost all kind of experiment. dirtiest thing if i remember is cum on her mouth and pussy and also pee in it. fucked in front of friends, group sex, gangbang, fucked in public all possible.

  • YOU ARE FREAKY. What's left for you to do?

    • Lol you probably don't want to know. We pretty much have our own bucket list of freaky things we still want to do.

    • i'd like to know a few...

    • Lmao depends how freaky you want to hear xD I haven't even shared the worst ones.

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  • It was my schoolmate's girl friend during college. and we had sex in morning and i came inside her vag 2 times with huge amount of cum (I hadn't sex or masturbation for more than 2 week before), until she almost missed to pick her boyfriend from train station. she just wiped and put panites on to rush for her boyfriend.
    I knew she would have sex with her buddy when they get back in house. and I asked her to come back as soon as he finishes.
    then I fucked her again in the afternoon while her vag is so wet, leaking both of 2 boys cum out, which is the best ever lubricant i feel in my life. and finally cum inside her again when she begging me to.

  • Watersports, bondage, anal, waist-deep water at the beach with people around, cum swap, fingering her to orgasm in a movie theater

  • I love period sex, plenty of lubrication and no worries about pregnancy.
    I have eaten my wife on her period. Part of the deal with sex is dominating your wife, getting dominated is a pretty hot change of pace. Going down on her is like worshiping her cunt and accepting your place as being used.
    I love having my wives squirt pee in my mouth when they cum from cunnilinguise. Bitter tasting, but it feels so powerful to make her loose control like that. I measure my effectiveness with how big her wet spot is. 52" is our record. We have a waterproof matress pad.
    I like to clean her orally after cumming in her.
    In the woods several times.
    She asked me to pay her one time so she could feel like a whore.
    Sex in an outhouse at a National Monument and against a petrglyph wall.
    I did cunnilinguise on my wife while two young woman came over and made a point of staring through the screen on our camper.
    Been pegged and love it. Sometimes I am dressed as a woman for it.
    I injected cum in my wife's tampon for her.
    Got a blow job while driving. I had to ask her to stop.
    Masturbated to each other.
    Accompanied a female friend to the sex shop to help here find a big black dildo.
    Had phone sex so she could watch me cum.
    Am in an adult breast feeding relationship. It really makes for a symbionic marriage and regular sex.
    Been caught fucking her in the woods.
    Made her wear an open tip bra in public under a knit top.
    Got caught by a bunch of kids while skinny dipping at a park.

  • fuck

  • U are you're own shit? That's crazy no one can beat that.

  • Swallow my own cum for her

  • Letting him pull out and cum on my face.

    • Thats a classic :P Love it lol

    • I can't really think of anything freakier that I've done than that.

    • its all good! guys will appreciate that going forward

  • Love your things u have done.. i like licking my woman's shit off my finger after anal fingering her. Sometimes I make her lick it too

  • Gone to sleep.

  • making out

  • Not in bed, of course. Naked, on her hands and knees in the bath tub.
    I gave a girl an enema (more than once) with one of these at her request.
    www.narang.com/.../veginaldouchespray-large.jpg
    She made "suffering sounds" as though I was punishing her for something. What followed was something of a spectacle. Fortunately. the shower tidied things up.

  • I'm gonna go anonymous here, it doesn't really match any of your stories though, I'm truly a fun of the traditional things to do, but one time my girlfriend asked to come all over her face, and she would say "like in the movies baby" honestly I didn't dislake the whole thing, but not my favorite either

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