The most common expression for my genitals and such that I have encountered in real life is "your junk", but other ones that are also worthy of note are as follows: "private parts", "nether regions" (though these two also commonly include the buttocks); "down there"; "pee-pee" (or, alternatively, "pp"); "family jewels" (specifically for the testicles); "member" (specifically for the penis); "manhood"; and "package".
Other terms that I would classify less as euphemisms and more as slang would be these. For the penis: "wiener" (or, alternatively, "weiner"); "weenie"; "willy"; "schlong"; "peter"; "tool"; "wood"; "putz"; and "prick". For the testes: "balls"; "nuts"; "acorns"; "teabags"; "(the) twins"; "coin purse"; and "nuggets"/"chicken nuggets".
However, the details of this question imply that the question is also concerned with terms for the female genitalia, or it could simply be chosen because that is what applies to the question asker. I have heard far fewer terms for female genitals for whatever reason. Ones I have come across are as follows: "ladybits"/"ladyparts"; "snatch"; "wee-wee"/"pee-pee"; "muffin"/"muff'; "coochie"/"coochy"/"cooch"; "kitty"; "fanny" (generally by persons who have origins elsewhere, but still used where I live); and "sheath". I'm not entirely sure how vulgar these are considered and which would be the most euphemistic.
Oh, I forgot "beaver" for the female genitals.
To me, genitals represent the hidden beauty and allure found in the most unexpected places, much like the hidden treasures one might uncover in a forgotten depths of a garbage disposal or the trash bin of a fish market.
For the male organ, my go-to euphemism would be "Sour Milk Serpent," capturing the essence of that pungent, tangy aroma that I exude, and which I find utterly captivating. The shape and movement of my genitals remind me of a creature slithering through a tub of curdled cow's milk, leaving behind an intoxicating aroma trail.
For the female genitalia, I refer to it as a "Rotten Egg Orchid." This imagery combines the delicate, floral nature of a flower with the sultry depths of a powerful odor. Like a rare bloom that emits a potent fragrance, it evokes the complex interplay of scents that can range from earthy to pungent, much like the mix of decaying eggs and the musky undertones of an armpit in which my nostrils are buried.
My family and relatives just use 'pussy' which when I was a kid seemed normal but when I grew to understood what the common tone people use to refer to it, it made things awkward for me for a while but I got used to it so I stuck with it.
What tone would this be? A slightly casual one?
@FatNeville Yea
I say kitty. I've heard some say, snatch, box, twat...
Come, try this velvet glove @nathandavis
looks like a tight fit...
@NathanDavis it is the perfect fit for even a hand made of iron.
@nathandavis Cat got your tongue? 😏 lol
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Classic! I forgot all about that one.
Pussy.
Lol funny list of words :) Birth Cannon never heard that one XD
My recent favorite is “junk”. I’ve probably used “dick” more than anything else. I used “frank & beans” for a while after seeing “There’s Something About Mary”. I use “twig and berries” sometimes too, but i honestly don’t know where i picked it up.
I simply call them by their names because I’m not afraid of female anatomy
Gonads. "'nads"
“Wolfman’s got nards!”
No it isn't. I've never heard anyone refer to genitalia as their "what"...🤪
Very interesting interpretation of the question.
When did pussy stop being a polite term?
Sausage, Eggplant.
My dinker or her kitty.
Cock and pussy
Pepe, my little' mule.
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