I've been talking to my GAGGer homies, and we came up with a few theories. This is a spinoff from a question I posted yesterday.
The dictionary definition is pretty straight forward, but there's a difference between text book answers and real-world answers.
Text book definition:
A form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc."
The key element is, "sexual desire." The fetish can literally be about anything, but this object/concept must sexually arouse you.
I thought I had a beer and coffee fetish, but as it turns out, I don't. If beer and/or coffee made me sexually aroused, then it would be a fetish. Don't think so? I did some research and really came up with some doozies.
Climacophilia?
Arousal to falling down stairs

Autoplushophilia
Arousal to oneself dressed as a giant cartoon-like stuffed animal.

Coprophilia
Arousal to feces

Formicophilia
Arousal to insects

Nebulophilia
Arousal to fog

Xylophilia
Arousal to wood

My personal fetishes for girls are:
Ass
Boobs
Pussies
Feet
My personal fetishes for guys are:
Ass
Dick
Arms
Chest
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