When I went to see the movie Twister in the theater in 7th grade. I got the biggest sprite they offered and didn’t want to miss any of the movie. I had to pee for most of it. By the end I had to run/hop to the restroom cross legged.
THEN all my friends monopolized the open stalls. I thought I was going to explode. Then my friend got her first period and asked me to get her protection from the machine and I literally could not.
Longest pee I’ve ever had in my life. Such a relief when I made it.
You’ve just reminded me of a night that I was working , parking cars (in high schoo). I did this at a huge catering country club.. I could eat what was ever left in their large refrigerators. I grabbed a whole quart bottle of ginger ale! Sat in someone’s limo ate my turkey sandwich and drank the whole bottle. Later that night, I had to pick up my incredibly hot girlfriend ( I was nuts in love with her). We went to see a movie and I had to expel ll gas! I didn’t dare! I sat there with her , holding back every effort that my body made to expel it. Finally , I was doubled over with pain , I excused myself and went into the bathroom for relief. I could try to tell you what it sounded like, but would fail! OMG.. the relief was awe inspiring !!! LMAO.. ( actually) 😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn bruh! Sounds EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL! Why the hugeass Sprite though? Also, did your friend ever remedy her period problem?
Lol @jamieloves that’s a good one. Glad you got it taken care of. Bet it was one of those bathroom floor vibrating farts. Lol
I had a crushed urethra when I was 19. I went away on a camping trip for the weekend and suddenly I could not pee. I would stand there and maybe a couple of drops would come out. It felt like I had to hold it for the whole weekend. Later I had to have surgery to correct it.
@exitseven how does a 19 year old “crush” their urethra?
@loves2learn VICEGRIPS !
@JamieLoves oh that hurts
I was in college, drinking beer all night. We were driving home in a blizzard, temp with windchill was -40*F... We were both in pain , our molars were floating! Do we pulled into a parking lot at 3:00 am... it felt better than any sex I’ve ever had !!!
"It felt better than any sex I've ever had" I'm guessing you've never had 'full bladder sex'. Lol.
No.. Never.. Is that a thing. I thought that I’ve done most of the weirdest kink.. so tell me about it?
Lemme guess. You unload your entire bladder into a vagina?
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possibly worst was on a jungle survival course. Our tent torch stopped working it was about an hour to dawn, no one would leave the tent in the dark and pee in the dark as we knew there were nasty things around lol.
a really really long hour with 2 guys trying not to think about anything.
daylight was a rush to get out of tent.
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