What should I do when I'm sitting in a guy's lap in a hot tub and I have to pee?

What should I do when Im sitting in a guys lap in a hot tub and I have to pee?
Just pee, he won't notice
Vote A
Move over and pee
Vote B
Ask him whether I can just go or have to move over
Vote C
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Superb Opinion

  • Bruh, this is a silly question and brought up a memory. It's a horrible memory so i suggest you move yo ass to the bathroom and piss.

    Girl in a hot tub fked up the hot tub by... making the water... dark... br-

    *stops before I throw up my breakfast*

    • Pee won't make it darker. I'm not going to take a dump, feces contain bacteria and E Coli.

    • Okay but did I stutter what to do? :)

Most Helpful Girl

  • Don’t pee in the hot tub at all. That’s not an option. Get out and go to the bathroom. Definitely don’t talk to the guy about peeing in the hot tub. He would most likely think less of you. Just excuse yourself and then come back.

    • You can’t reason with someone whose unreasonable LMAO

Most Helpful Guys

  • Casually and easily, get out of the hot tub and say you’ll be right back. If he asks why say you have to pee. Then dry off, go to the toilet and pee. Wipe, flush, wash hands and get back in the hot tub. Easy 👍🙂

  • Uhhhh….. You just say you have to use the bathroom and use the bathroom like a normal person. What are you three years old pissing in the pool?

    • And ruin the romance? All the water we drink is dinosaur pee anyways.

    • Okay you can come back…. Also you know water has been filtered a lot before you drink it so

    • Nature does as well if you know the water cycle but okay

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  • Considering that you have 'just pee' as an option - I'm guessing you're not shy about peeing the presence of a guy...

    I do like the idea of a girl peeing while sitting on my lap, but only in a place where the mess is easy to clean up and won't do any damage or cause any problems.
    If you let him know that you'll need to pee 'soon', you give him the chance to think about how to respond. He might let go of you so you can go to the bathroom. He might hug you tighter to let you know he wants you to stay. He might say, I need to pee too, at which point you can invite him to go with you if you like.

  • Tell him to reach over and push that Jacuzzi button and then start bouncing around and tell him turn it off turn it off and you smile

  • Personally I'd get out and use the bathroom. Then come back. Having sex with a full bladder is never easy or fun

    • Of course it's not fun, that's why I empty it.

  • Get out and use the toilet. Geez.

  • Get up and go find a bathroom...

  • If it was me, I would like to know just cause it would turn me on so much 😄

  • None of the above, what the shit... tell him "excuse me" and go pee, then come back and continue. Don't f-up his pH because you don't know what a toilet is. I'm going to lose the mood a lot more if you pee in my hottub than just go take care of stuff. Plus I can take care of stuff while you're gone so win win.

    • So you're going to "take care of stuff" in the hot tub but she can't?

    • No i'm going to go piss on a tree where it doesn't affect the pH of the chemicals in the hottub that gets drained once a year.

  • You politely tell him you have to pee and excuse yourself to the nearest toilet.

  • The water is warm and moving. He won't notice. Best not to break the moment.

  • Your parents never taught you how to use a toilet?

  • Not polite to pee in a hot tub or pool; get out and go to the restroom.

  • Get out, go pee and get back in

  • Say you have to pee, and go use a toilet.
    Why is that not in your options list?
    Moving over is still peeing on him.
    I mean in the hottub its not that big of a deal for him, but don't ruin the hottub.

  • Have you never heard of a toilet?

    • Right? 😂 You know we are in a crazy day and age when this most obvious and common sense solution is in the minority

  • Tell him you have to pee and excuse yourself

  • Get out and go pee.

  • Just say him you want to pee and he will let you go

  • Get up to go to the bathroom. Tell him if he asks why. Peeing is a natural human function

  • The better thing to do is god an use the bathroom then come back an not beg gross about it.
    God Bless

  • Excuse yourself and leave and take care of business and then come back. Sitting in somebody else's urine is not fun, or sanitary.

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