When a girl squirts do you expect her to change the bedsheets?

You've just had sex and there's a big wet patch thanks to a bed shaking orgasm. It's late at night and your both exhausted. What do you do?
Make her sleep on the damp side
Vote A
Sleep there yourself
Vote B
Make her change the sheets
Vote C
Throw a towel over it and sort in morning
Vote D
Call her mother to sort it out
Vote E
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I just use a hammock. Mattresses got too expensive to keep replacing.
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Most Helpful Girls

  • My boyfriend and I do a lot of group sex and gangbangs for me. We have a separate bed for that that's in our basement. After all the guys leave, we don't even worry about it until the next day. Our main priority is just to cuddle together and have a good night sleep.

    • I'm not being judgmental, but you should never have gangbangs in your own home. We have ours in hotels. Just saying.

    • @SteveMcMyers We can't really afford that right now.

    • Can you please follow me so that I can PM you and ask you a few things? I have some curiosities...

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  • Throw a towel over it and sort it out in the morning.
    I think after an orgasm no one has the patience for chores

    • Thanks!

Most Helpful Guys

  • I have sex with a big bath sheet underneath us if I'm with someone like that.. I've only recently encountered one. They really make a big mess. Then again so do I lol

  • Good grief. No. If you use a mattress cover, it’ll protect the mattress from getting ruined. It makes the sheets dirty but it’s not a big deal.

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  • Towels, baby. And a mattress liner.

    • Yes, you need to add them BEFORE squirting.

    • @roland77 A lesson I learned back in the 80s, when I was still a teen. I have a LOT of towels, and there are towels in a duffel in the trunk of my car. I'm all about "best practices."

    • Agree! Best practice and act responsible. Seems like many people forget what it means. I always have a condom in my wallet, not because I want polygamy, I'm monogamous and not open for casual sex, but because of showing responsibility.

  • Answer E is the worst thing I've read in a while. And I stay up to date with middle eastern news.

  • Oh man, there are no standards anymore, if she didn't say that was a possibility beforehand you obviously rub her face in it, go to petsmart, and buy some pee pads for next time. They obviously won't be used, but the point of the exercise is in public humiliation and why you just tell someone beforehand so a towel can be put down.

    I mean, what would you expect if I just started jizzing all over your bed without warning? What kind of reaction should I expect? Likely not a good one...

    • Exactly!

  • I still don’t understand why peeing during an orgasm is now called squirting. Is it because it’s a combination of both?

    • Because of Cytheria (a 90s porn star), and porn producers using the term "squirting" as a marketing tool. That's where it came into common use.

    • @MrOracle ah ha!

  • I would throw a blanket down and help her in the morning there has been a few times oh hot summer night where it's so hot and I drink over 1 to 2 gals of water a day in the sun all day long and I love to sweat so there's been a few time where I start sweating and I dont stop until I'm finished by then every inch of the bed gets soaked if I'm on top of her it's like she's in a shower I asked saying that's gross and she said no it's not Because it taste like real water better than water coming out of me and its true but still come on anyway if it started to happen again get a big blanket out first because I threw the first bed away lol to answer your question yes I would change the sheets

  • I always keep big bath towels in the bedroom and if things are moving along nicely will throw one on the bed, however if passion overtakes us just throw a towel on bed till the morning or whenever we get energy to change the sheets.
    Going sound so middle aged here (heck I am) - Most sheets are fitted these days so it is a 10 second job to change sheets if you have fresh sheets nearby , it is not like flat sheets where you have to tuck them in - Not saying you absolutely have to but it might be nicer to cuddle to sleep in fresh sheets.

  • My guy just sleeps in it😆

    • A little gross to me but sounds a little kinky when you at least replace it next morning.

  • I've never been with a woman that squirted that much.
    There's always a wet spot.
    I usually just avoid it or sleep in it.

    • Why would someone down vote this? Not all women squirt or even want to.

  • Why dispense with such a fantastic sign of great sex? I would expect a great deal of it would be on me anyway. Mmmm... That's hot.

  • not immediately, but certainly before i next return.

  • How about you both change the sheets. Your the one who made her squirt. Be a gentlemen

  • Not sure if I’m the only one but when I have sex with a girl, I like sleeping in our sex. I cleanup the day after but I don’t mind sleeping with fluids on the sheets or “us” while we sleep. Primitive sex turns me on

  • I'm happy she enjoyed it. We can change them together.

  • If a lad were to call your mum to sort it out how would that go? Does your mum know you squirt?

  • I don't sleep.

  • My house, I'll change the sheets later.
    Her house, she will.
    If lots of fluid really is an issue, a waterproof "bed pad" will resolve it and not spot the mattress.

  • When it happened to me she squirted a lot. We just threw a towel over it and cuddled. Even if the towels were damp... knowing why gave me a hard on all night. Had sex the next morning too.

  • My girlfriend squirts quite a lot and we usually just put a towel over it.

    • Beforehand or afterwards?

    • Afterwards, we tend to forget to do it beforehand. Lol

    • @Shiver Ha ha. :D Yeah, maybe I'm not perfect, too.

  • The list is lacking an option, replace sheets with her together. Teamwork is key!

    • And yes, put a towel BEFORE you squirt over your sheets.

    • @KennyMcCormick 1) Double age here 2) Everyone is a bit autistic 3) I'm not that what you think, I socialize a lot 4) An autist is often very high-intelligent and can remember tons of: numbers, whole street maps and other awesome stuff Plus not helping her sends a bad message to her, she feels being your maid. But have it your way. I'm double of your age and I don't need to listen to your "life advice".

    • And cute @KennyMcCormick is, he just blocked me. Aww...

  • If it my bed im expecting a whole new bed

    • Why not help her out?

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