When sitting on a toilet, has your penis (or labia) ever accidentally touched the water or the underside of the seat?

I hope it's not just me.
Yes, I have to consciously avoid it.
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Yes, only rarely.
Vote B
No, but I consciously avoid it.
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No, it has never happened and I haven't had to take care.
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  • The underside of the seat? Nope, not a problem

    I do have a problem with trying to avoid the front side of the toilet though. I'm short, so there's not much distance between my underwear and whatever piss and blood could possibly be on the front of the toilet. But I generally avoid public toilets if possible

    When I was kid, my brother used to leave the seat up, so I did fall in the toilet a few times. I wasn't big enough to get myself out of the toilet either, so I had to scream for someone to help me out. He was a disgusting, insensitive human being

    • Interesting. I didn't realize that falling into the toilet was such a common issue.

    • It's more of a problem for children than adults, but leaving the seat up is the worst. When I was a kid, I had nightmares about being sucked into the toilet and cut up by rotating blades. Not cool, man

    • I've never fallen in, but then again I made it part of my routine to check (because usually both the seats were down growing up). Wouldn't want to... sit on the lid.

  • Just think how many other dicks have touched it too. No wonder guys pee standing up

    • Yep, a big reason why I prefer urinals when peeing.

    • Hot!

Most Helpful Guys

  • I have a scrotal tea-bagging problem on a regular basis, very uncomfortable to sit on the shitter first thing on a cold winter's morning only to have your balls dipped in ice-water.

    And when I am toileting with a hard on or semi, I need to sit leaning foward almost horizontal to keep the head pointing down. (assuming I don't have hands free)

    Punchline - it ain't just you bro!!

  • If your pp head touches the inside if the toilet (seat, rim etc) it’s literally the end of the world
    -the worst

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  • Yes.
    Being circumcised, I don't have the luxury of a foreskin to keep my urethra protected, and when I sit on the toilet I have to take care to point my penis back a little or there's the risk of my urethra touching the inside of the bowl. Some toilet bowls are worse than others.
    I'm not worried about the water - that's a long way away.

  • Yes, all the time, my Labia are so big they are always touching the water below my ass as I sit on a toilet, it drive me crazy, most times I have to hold myself to avoid getting wet.

  • If a girl's labia could touch the water she'd have to have labia that were a foot long 🤔

    • @InfobotsMom Thank you "O Wise One". x

    • Lol 😂

    • Look I just wanted to be inclusive.

  • No. lmfao

  • Yeah touching the inside of the bowl with your cock is the worst, makes you think you've just got every disease on earth.

    • Makes me want to rush off and take a shower

  • That would be some seriously dangling labia...

    • That or they've got some bounce to 'em and the person sat down too fast.

    • Lmao

  • No. Lol

  • I am highly amused now, because:
    I imagine my penis swinging wildly so that it can reach the UNDERSIDE of the seat.
    I am more of a classic toilet user: sitting still' and rather ON... than IN the toilet.
    In a few rare cases of heavy diarrhoea the water made contact with ME. I have a problem to enjoy this.

  • It's so big, I HAVE to hold it above the seat until I'm done dropping the kids off at the pool, THEN I'll lift up one cheek to be able to push Sir Richard into the toilet pointing him straight down so he doesn't touch the rim and, usually doesn't hit the water. In some cases, I'll just stand in front of the toilet to whiz and THEN put the seat down to park breakfast making sure Sir Richard doesn't go for a swim or clean the toilet.

    • Sounds like it requires a lot of focus. Pointing straight down is a perilous maneuver. Hope you get plenty of rest before attempting it.

    • As long as it's limp and I'm siting on just one cheek, it's fine.

  • No.😂😂😂

    Seriously? That really happens? That's so gross.

    What do you do?

    • He's trolling about the penis touching the water thing. That would only conceivably happen if the toilet was out of order and the water level in the bowl was way too high. The touching the underside of the toilet seat could possibly happen if the guy had a full erection and a longer than average penis. But neither of these things are normal or regular occurrences in guys' lives.

    • Okay. Thanks someone told me the same thing earlier.

    • I'm not trolling. Sometimes the water level in the toilet is just too high. (For the scenario, If I have a semi and pee hands-free it's not gonna go in the right direction. If I aim it down there's a slight risk of dipping. Please don't assume I'm a liar. It's only happened like a dozen times in my life, and is a queue for an immediate shower.

  • is this for real?

    • Sadly, yup

    • Yeah. If I'd known it was a common problem, I wouldn't have gone anon lol.

    • @Walrus_au your thing touches the water when you sit on the toilet?

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  • Nah i have a small pp so it will never touch the rim or water

  • There’s girl urinals where I work, sure it happens for them from time to time

    • I had no idea those existed. Cool stuff.

    • Yeah get to see them use it too 😂💪🏻

    • Hah, what? Are they in the hallways or something?

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