Where is the craziest place you have masturbated or had sex? How did it go by happening?

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  • Ok so not sure if this is the craziest place I've masturbated, but it was definitely a crazy situation. A few years ago where I worked there was a female coworker that I really liked and she really liked me but she was married. We flirted a lot, and got eachother hot and bothered regularly, it was all kind of in fun. But one evening when we were working late in the office and were the only ones in our section, we are flirting hard, I am mean hard, we were both very turned on, but as she was married and didn't want to do anything to cheat on her husband, so she ask, well kind of dared me to masturbate in front of her at my desk in the office, so I did.
    Craziest sex was with my ex wife, in a car park up against someone else's car in broad day light at a wedding venue of a friend's wedding, while people were coming and going. I guess we were kind of shielded a bit by the cars but we were still in pretty full view and there was no hiding what we were doing. She always got really horny at weddings for some reason.

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  • I’ve had sex in a movie theater, with a woman I met the day before at a party.

    She was wearing a dress and sat on me cowgirl style looking to the back of the theater; and I wore a condom, and we weren’t interrupted and didn’t get in any trouble…although I’m sure some people probably saw us…

    We were sitting near the top of the theater—but not in the very back, and in the center row of seats just off the left aisle. And the theater was about 1/3 full (?) and there were people sitting down the row we were in, and others in the rows ahead of AND BEHIND US to the right…and I guess those last people had the “best seats in the house” that night. Lol

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    • Thanks for the MHO

Most Helpful Girls

  • I’ve already answered this one. The back seat of the family car on a road trip to a family reunion! I was reading a romance novel, and the “urge” got the better of me!
    (No, I was not caught! And NO I did not want to get caught!)

    • mine was similar lol

    • @danielleb23. Thanks for the MHO, sweetie 🙏

    • @bananathunder Similar enough that the answers are the same, yeah!

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  • The kitchen, I was hungry when I was masturbating, so I waddled my way to the fridge.

    • That's funny

    • @KellyKOO For me delicious food is almost orgasmic. So I like the combination.

    • U should have found u a cucumber,

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  • On a wooden platform 30 feet up in a giant eucalyptus tree, with a bike path that ran through the grove of trees. Keeping her quiet was the hardest part...

  • On stage at the club I strip at. I would lightly masturbate using the pole, grinding my pussy into the shaft, but I would always do this while I'm still wearing a thong or panty since those poles aren't the most sanitary things there.

    • Was it mostly simulated masturbation?… I mean, you’re pushing the crotch-with-thong/panty on into the pole; but were you really able to get any good feelings from doing that, especially since you were doing it in public in front of customers?

  • On a plane in the bathroom

    • Did he cum inside you?

    • @Gagname yes

    • So did people notice both of you leaving the bathroom?

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  • I had sex in a laundromat.

  • 3rd Floor Deck…

    • sex or masturbate?

    • Murky “both”…

  • The porch of a cabin

  • I remember when she went down on me against the elevator wall.”Reminding myself of that moment amplifies every single sensation in my body !!

  • Well I'll go with masturbating. One time I pulled up to the college parkinglot and there were always really hot chicks walking around up there. And I mean I had really been horny lately. And after a few hot tan white chicks walked by. I had to take it out and stroke it a few times!!!

  • In a walked-in closet. I was using the humping method while my mom and younger sister were asleep in the bedroom. And I was 14 years old in 1979

  • Had sex on a couch in front of an open window. All the lights were on and it was at night so someone probably saw us

  • masterbuated was at work lol.. I was too stressed out ( I don't even know how I did that). Craziest sex place.. was on a balcony of a hotel

  • Me and my friend with benefits has sex in a sauna with out a lock at her apartment building by the pool. It was kinda spontaneous but she said she did have a surprise place to have sex. I think she wanna have sex in pool but there was people around outside we decided to go in the sauna and wait but she couldn't wait and was to horny. We had sex for about a good 15 to 20 mins and we was dehydrated we had to get some water.

  • On a roof in the city surrounded by taller buildings. Probably in view of 100 apartments. We were both wasted…. Got her naked in the taxi going to her house. Went on her rooftop deck…. She got naked and played with herself to tease me, I banged her out in the open. Nothing hiding us. She was actually a friends wife that would always get naked for the two of us guys at his request. He was passed out and we did it. I think he wanted us to. Ate the shit out of her…. Watched her masturbate, fucked her… like, there had to have been 20+ people watching. The other craziest was not so much place, but situation. Had sex with my ex 2 times while filming in front of her friend. Couldn’t see the friend due to the light and I probably didn’t really look but when we got done she was in her panties facing us pretending to sleep. When I walked by her she opened her eyes quick and shut them. The friend was hot and clearly played with herself so that was incredible.

  • It was sex in the middle of a road at night. I don't think I'm ever going to top this one. Lol

  • Back of my car in a layby on the motorway. First time id had a BJ and it felt damn amazing

  • Walmart and mall bathrooms, against a fence post in a field next to a Highway, down by the river, at a youth group shut in surrounded by my peers. And on and on and on…when the mood strikes, the mood strikes.

  • I had sex in the back of an suv in a crowded mall parking lot.

  • Masturbated in religious school. Yes, I know I am going to...

  • In the front room at my Mother-in-law house while her Man was a sleep my Mother-in-law gave me some of the best head I'd ever had then I Fuck her in her ASS.
    God Bless

  • I had sex with a flight attendant on my last flight to Dubai and it kinda just happened. We were both in the same mood and everyone else in first class was sleeping.

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