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Which ride below at “Dirty Desii’s Fair” would you be more willing to try?

Come one, Cum all. Don’t forget to bring those Boobz and Ballz 🙌 I love theme parks and the adrenaline that comes with em. I’d probably ride everything above except for F. I dont do slingshots and i’ve been on The Dirty Rumble & Tumbler (aka the zipper). Damn near broke my neck and my glasses. That ride scarred me and my guy friend for life 🤣 The coaster, ship, and log flume would likely be my faves!! But yea
Which ride below at “Dirty Desii’s Fair” would you be more willing to try?
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Which ride below at “Dirty Desii’s Fair” would you be more willing to try?
The Do-Me Coaster (one partner is strapped to the others lap as you go up, down, upside down, and round and round; Its surely a bumpy ride)
Vote A
Which ride below at “Dirty Desii’s Fair” would you be more willing to try?
The Dizzy Master (one partner is against the wall and the other in front of them and practically having sex facing eachother. But this ride suctions you deeper into eachother as it spins)
Vote B
Which ride below at “Dirty Desii’s Fair” would you be more willing to try?
The Juicy Drip Ship (one partner is strapped to the others lap as you rock back and forth and both feel the adrenaline rush; You’ll be smoooooth sailing)
Vote C
Which ride below at “Dirty Desii’s Fair” would you be more willing to try?
The Wet Spot (one is strapped to the other partners lap but the moment you drop down the ramp, you feel the greatest orgasm as the wetness rains over you) OR The Down & Dirty (similar to the Wet Spot but more of a dry landing lol)
Vote D
Which ride below at “Dirty Desii’s Fair” would you be more willing to try?
The Dizzy Apple Bottom (one partner is strapped to the others lap as you tilt and spin around while fcking eachothers lights out)
Vote E
Which ride below at “Dirty Desii’s Fair” would you be more willing to try?
The Dirty Rumble & Tumbler (you can do any position you want but there's no seatbelts and you’re prone to injury. Its gonna be a really rough ride) OR The Slurp & Sling (you're in missionary style but you’ll be thrown into the air while sexing; its a real screamer!)
Vote F
Which ride below at “Dirty Desii’s Fair” would you be more willing to try?
The Safe Haven OR The Swingers Remorse (both rides only allow masturbation of the other; This is for beginners lol)
Vote G
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  • Ever since I broke my neck I can't do spin rides anymore. I just vomit all over the place. So roler coaster it is.

    • Holy smokes

    • In a fight. It was a hairline fracture I found out about long after but its there.

  • Voted B I have a lot of experience on the starship and can move around decently on it

    • While your dick is being pulled inside of someone? Lmao

    • Obviously not lmao I was just saying I'd be able to make the most out of that ride since it's basically naked starship.

  • too bad none of the rides included something with oral. Like 69 or so

    • Damn shouldve been G

  • The dizzy master

    • Lol you know he can't pullout right

    • He never does anyways

  • G forces make everything but G pretty much impossible, and even G is just asking for crotch injuries.
    You're like a porno version of a stuntwoman I swear lol.

    • Lmao 🤣 but seriously you can't get injured masturbating in G. Okay maybe on the swing ride but not on the ferris wheel aka The Safe Haven

    • ferris wheel then

    • But not really though cuz I hate heights.

  • B for me please.
    You've got a fun brain.

    • Haha thanks :)

    • Is this a "clothing optional" park?

    • Each ride has a cubby. You can place your clothes there while on the ride lol

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  • I'd want a season ticket. I wanna try every ride, some of them a few times a day, if possible.

    • Oh love, i’ll make sure to ride aaaaall niiiight looong 🙌

    • Since the rides are for two, I'm guessing it's you and me. 😉 And I know I guessed right.

    • Oh you just straight up KNOW huh? Lol

  • Why can't you f*ck on the swing?

    • Cause i wanted you to sit side by side instead lol

    • Boo.

  • I'm just wondering how all that would be legal. ... And safe. lol.

    • Lmao how would it not haha

    • Legal, the fact that it's sex in public, and indecent exposure in public. Both are classified as misdemeanors, borderline or actually felonies, depending on where you live. Safe, there's STDs and hygiene in general, the fact that a lot of those rides are going to need some serious safety measures in place to make sure nobody flies off or gets hurt somehow, and the fact that there's definitely gonna be creeps lurking around to try something... Bad. Still though, it would be one heck of a place if it did exist and was totally legal and safe I bet lol.

    • Lmao i didn't know you’d get all literal. I was joking 🤣

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  • Two tickets for each ride I'd like too do a double take on all of them so if your hunching along wild and wet with willy here , make that 4 tickets,.

    • Hahah

  • B sounds a lot of fun but they be great if they had a sex amusement park somewhere with all those rides I ride them all.

    • That was the point of this question. Im opening it up lmao

    • Hope I get a VIP status lol.

  • I've been on every one of those rides. As you know, I'm a flirt. I flirt with disaster too. Bring it on

    • Lmao! Did you like the rumble and tumbler aka the zipper? I hated it

    • It was great. I was about your age or younger when I was on it

  • OMG. I'd probably hurl.

    • Dont be “that guy” 🤣 just stick with option G

  • Lol your awesome. This was fun imagining how it would feel. I chose F but D was close second

    • Haha thank you :) and you can ride as many as you want

    • Sweet fun fun fun

  • Why hasn't anyone come up with that idea and built an adult theme park. Sadly I guess that would be an std's dream in real. Imagine how filthy the ride seats will be.
    But the idea is dope, I'do the roller coaster.

    • Lmao i would hope people came with their partner and not just hooked up at the park. And we’d sanitize everything lmao

  • The Dizzy Master, of course, the ride does the work for you. Plus it comes with a money-back guarantee.

    • Lmao what money back guarantee

    • It comes with a guaranteed O, right? I read the fine print. It’s in the contract.

    • Hahahah

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  • Drop down , i hope the girl gets a intense orgasm

    • Yessss she will lol. Its called The Down & Dirty after all haha

    • All the rides are very tempting

  • I'd be game to try them all.. at least once 😏

    • WooHoo!! 🙌

  • Sorry, I pass on all of them

    • Whaaaat you're afraid of a little wet and wild ride…. I can't believe it haha

    • Last thing I want to do is vomit while fucking

    • Lmao even the ferris wheel (G)?

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  • B.. Once it gets up to speed she can take her feet off the floor, stay in place, and spread wider. :D

    • Lmao got me weak 🤣 bt no those rides down allow you to move a muscle. You mustve never ridden it

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