Why are guys always surprised that they get poo on their penis during anal?

you're in an ASS, what else do you expect to be up there? rainbows?
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PSA: Shit is SUPPOSED to come out of your ass. if you think BUTTHOLES are supposed to be completely clean from the inside out, you need to wake up and stop watching porn!
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Most Helpful Girls

  • Yeah this 😂 it always blows my mind when guys gets suprised/disgusted by it. Unless you've really gone out of your way a while before to clean up in there, it's bound to be dirty. Use your brain, lol

  • Iโ€™ve never had a problem lmao I would say they arenโ€™t man enough in my book..

    • It isn't being about being man enough, is simply disgusting.

    • Why would they be surprised? But it helps to be clean before this.

    • Personally I donโ€™t plan sex or anal it just happens, so either donโ€™t fuck me or stfu

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Most Helpful Guys

  • Besides the fact that before anal, you're supposed to clean it out as good as you can, I'm personally never really surprised by a bit of poop. Shit happens, literally.

  • Especially when right around the corner, you get Nectar Of The Gods.

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  • B... b... but women don't poop! Has my entire life been a lie? 😱

    Next thing I know, you're going to tell me that girls aren't really made of sugar, spice, and everything nice!

    • Indeed. Women do not poop. This post was just a poor attempt to troll us. But we knew better. 💪

  • Gentlemen that brown substance isn't poop, it is combination of sugar and spice and everything niche which has turned into a dark rainbow paste.

  • Well I poop rainbows so yeah usually lots of rainbow poop gets on his dick during anal🌈🌈🌈🌈

  • 🤮🤮🤮

  • Has that happen to u.

  • Only happened once after hundreds of times.

  • I experienced that.
    I felt the end of my penis hit her poop.
    Shit happens.

  • Men think woman don't shit

  • Porn ruins a lot of guys :( they don't realise that there are preparations that have to be made, you can't just stick it in xD

  • Because men are really fucking stupid. And, they watch too much porn with the expectation that sex will be exactly like what they see.

  • Yes, I am surprised. Because girls donโ€™t poop.

  • And in view of this fact, who would convince me that anal (or oral) sex is anything but an unnatural and unsanitary practice and an absolute turnoff and dealbreaker?

  • Disgusting!!!

  • I think they expect you to be ready like porn stars are...

    Not that the set smells any better

  • Well girls dont poop or fart so you tell me

  • Gross as hell.

  • Never got it, do anal about once a week.

  • because girls don't poop

  • Lol I liked the part of the rainbow 😂😂 😂
    Anyway I don't do anal for such reason, however there's a procedure to clean the anus from dirt before the sec

  • I'm never surprised by it. And as long as she sucks it off, it's all good.

    • ew wtf

    • I like going ass to mouth for the finish.

    • you want her TO lick off her own poo?

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