You’re out on the pull, and you meet this charming young woman who is interested in going home with you tonight?

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The only thing is, she has a friend with her, who is quite average looking, not very attractive, and not at all sexy. She insists that her friend must come too and join in on the activities. Basically, you only get to fuck her if you fuck her ugly friend too.

What do you do?

You’re out on the pull, and you meet this charming young woman who is interested in going home with you tonight?

TheUniqueOne96 · Accepted Answer

This is all from a virgin POV, lol, whilst also looking at it from the perspective that I'm cool to have casual sex.

Based on that, yeah, I think I would, a threesome sounds hot and if her 'unattractive' friend still has a decent body, then fine, I think mostly or solely focussing on the 'sexy parts' would be enough to turn me on.

Even if I had to do them separately and they wouldn't do anything together, then I could still implement that technique.

Browneye57 · Accepted Answer

The friend is called a 'one-bagger'. You know, you put a bag over her head.
Two-bagger is when you want to make sure you don't see the bagged one you're fucking.
And then there's 'coyote-ugly'. Where you chew off your arm in the morning so you don't wake her up.

purplepoppy · Accepted Answer

Most guys would cum in 2 mins with the hot one then suddenly remember they've left the oven and have to leave

Gwenhwyfar · Accepted Answer

Elementary my dear troll 😊 Almost every guy will do them both

Realistic07 · Answer

I’m perfectly fine with it, besides I would want to get to know you both if you’re both interested anyways. That’s just me though.

razelove · Answer

... So the problem is?

Red_Arrow · Answer

That is the real reason they made paper bags.

Jean-Marie_Céline · Answer

It's simple, I don't take anyone home. I'm already dealing with someone trying to crawl her way in my home, I won't let anyone do that.

BeMuse · Answer

Nah...

jshm2 · Answer

Are you writing a thesis or running some sort of social experiment? You've run too many of these moral dilemma/false dichotomy questions to be a simple troll.

EyebrowChewie · Answer

I've been in this situation and said no 😇

Sevenpointfive · Answer

i'd say ok and do my best to cock block her and tell her i can't get hard again

Miristheiss · Answer

I never wanted casual sex. You are talking about a complete stranger.  I do not do threesomes. You are asking if I'd have a threesome with two complete strangers I literally just met.  No.