Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health After a tragic accident involving a Labrador and a jar of peanut butter your penis is badly mutated and needs replacing.
Unfortunately due to a shortage of penis donations your only options are fruit and vegetables. Thanks to the miracle of modern science you'll still have all the sensations associated with a normal penis.
So what vegetable/fruit would you choose as your penis transplant and why?
Your penis is to be replaced by a vegetable. Which one would you choose?
purplepoppy Master
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3 49A cucumber. My choice is self explanatory, lol.
Durian
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Zucchini, it has a nice curve and is smooth.
:D :D :D :D
Good imagination, Poppy.
corn on the cob
egg plant and thats the closest thing to a penis
I cried with laughter reading that!, I guess a banana, Black Labs Matter lol,,,
zucchini
Zucchini. LNG, thick, firm, I've seen girls use it before.
Cucumber, of course!
A pineapple
Cucumber
What if acquired a new penis from some... unexpected donor?
I've heard that they just find them laying around sometimes
@wellendowedwonder I may have stolen it from someone. Hope the skin color matches.
Is it pink
@wellendowedwonder prob black if I’m choosy :)
Nothing wrong there
Probably a big banana, something girls like to eat
Not sure but a zucchini would be a start
Wow the questions you come up with 😅.
Yeah I'll choose a long bittergaurd. The uneven surface will make the experience for the woman more thrilling, I guess
Probably a cucumber.
Corn on cobb
Lol!
@Kimdracula9 its more reslistic
More texture lol but I'd just hope the corn kernels wouldn't break off lol that would be something else haha
@Kimdracula9 or better yet from the friction and heat start to pop the popcorn
bananna