"A clean beaver always finds more wood". Is this true?

[CheerGirl38139]

This was a magazine ad from a couple of years ago.

Is this true? I didn't imagine wood was that difficult to find in the first place.




Just wondering.

[cth96190]

Love it!
Yes, a clean beaver is always going to be more popular.

[KatherineJ]

😂😂😂😂

[CyberToothTiger]

My preference what i like i shall not share here.

[BoobMan]

Hahaha! GREAT ad! :P

[COCOCHANEL]

leave it to beavers.

[4465loveyou5577]

I would say so.

[Toad-1]

A clean beaver is a happy beaver!

[CheerGirl38139]

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[Justmereacting]

lol its cute by the way

[dolemite68]

lol she needs a clean beaver to get my wood haha

[BeastRB]

Yes very. Hairy beavers can have a hard time finding wood.

[CheerGirl38139]

nothin to do with hair bruh. It didn't say "bald beavers" :)

[Ladyslipper]

Well yeah lol

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

Lol yes very true.

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

I guess because it looks gross when it's hairy.

[Decentguy]

yeah its true lol

[mrkdvsn]

I don't believe I ever had a hairless beaver, but I'm sure it woulda been nice.

[CheerGirl38139]

Clean not bald

[cth96190]

Most men like bald. . . a lot. If you look up traffic counters at porn sites, you will see that a category titled 'hairy' has been relegated to a minor fetish that receives little traffic. Professional, semi-professional and amateur porn performers have bald beavers for the simple reason that hardly anyone wants to look at a hairy one.

[CheerGirl38139]

@cth96190 that's all fine and good but that has nothing to do with this.

fashionista.com/.../ads-for-new-sex-cleaning-wipes-proclaim-clean-beavers-get-more-wood

[mrkdvsn]

I would think that "bald" refers to the head. And "clean shaven" refers to other parts. As far as "clean beavers", who wouldn't want clean

[CheerGirl38139]

READ. THE. LINK. It's a feminine hygiene product. LOLOLOL.

[mrkdvsn]

I don't see any "LINKS"

[CheerGirl38139]

I just posted it.

fashionista.com/.../ads-for-new-sex-cleaning-wipes-proclaim-clean-beavers-get-more-wood

Again

[mrkdvsn]

OK, this seems perfectly reasonable. Thanks for posting again :)

[Guy_No1]

beaver should always be clean , and so should wood.

[IsraeliSoldierr]

A clean goat always finds more Jihadists.

[CheerGirl38139]

I heard that a "good" goat will back up to a Jihadist. :)

[IsraeliSoldierr]

Yeah 🐐

[Greek_God]

I don't think it has anything to do with being ckean. Those beavers who go out and move around more can find as much wood as they want

[CT_CD]

Doesn't make any sense

[CheerGirl38139]

IKR?

[Voter_of-UUU248]

I don't know.

[Stripperman]

I think that goes without saying. :)