Enough with the penis questions.

So obviously a lot of guys are self-conscious about their penis size, so I want to clear the air here about what's normal, what girls like, and what they don't give a sh*t about (which is basically everything except for how good he is with it). Onward~ The average erect penis length is between 5 and 6 inches. ANYWHERE BETWEEN 4 to 7 IS COMPLETELY 100% NORMAL. "Small" is considered anything under 4 inches; "large" is anything over 7.5 inches. Flaccid, 3 to 4 inches is the norm and average girth is between 4 and 5 inches around. Before I see another "length or girth?" question, I'm going to tell you now: girth > length. Vaginas, just like penises, vary in length. Usually they're only about 3-4 inches until aroused, where they can stretch to be anywhere between 4 and 7 inches (some girls may vary). Do these measurements sound familiar? They should. (read the second paragraph again if you don't remember) Are you telling me that the average vagina is only gets about as long as the average penis? Yes, yes I am. Girls in real life do not want guys with p*rn star penises. That 9-incher you wish you had? Yeah, that thing. It would HURT a girl. Going too deep can hit a woman's cervix and it hurts like a bitch. It's not pleasant and it's not something to aim for, guys. Women like thickness; they want to feel full. A thicker penis means you are hitting more nerve endings in the vagina and it feels so much better than a nine-inch noodle banging your cervix. Now sit down and drop your rulers guys, because you may not believe what I'm about to tell you: Girls don't really care about penis size. (*cue gasp*) Girls care much more what you can DO with that piece of meat. A guy with a 5-inch penis that knows just how to use it will always be preferable over a guy with an 8-inch penis that doesn't know the difference between a g-spot and a g-string. The moral here? Learn how to use your meat. Best thing I can tell you is that girls don't care NEARLY as much as you do about the size of your sword. Learn how to wield it, and you will be treasured. All of the ads trying to tell you you're not big enough are LYING to you. The marketers know just how sensitive a guy is about that. It's their JOB to know that. Your insecurity means money in their pocket. Do YOU know what 6.5 inches looks like just by looking? Well even if you're a smart-ass who said, "Why, yes. Yes, I CAN measure exactly 6.5 inches just by looking," odds are, the person you're with can't. And if you're deep in the moment and all they can think about is measuring your penis, then you've got to get yourself a new f***-buddy because something's wrong with the one you've got. Honestly - and I'm being serious now - no one else scrutinizes it. No one else cares as much as you do. Relax, you're normal. Now, I'll answer the rest of your burning questions about your wang here. Any girls who have read this far, please, help me out. Add anything I missed and answer questions.
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  • Umm Ok? That's why all my women have gone on and on about how they just love my bick **** and how its the best they've ever had. I mean some of them just get on top and ride it and I don't even need to move and they're coming in no time. It's the girth the fullness that it gives them that they love. I'm thick like a pop can and about 8 inches long. I might not have the stamina to go like 2 hours and sh*t but guess what they don't care because I can usually make a woman come in like 15 minutes or less just by letting her jerk around on my **** and then once I flip her over and going to town pounding the p**** I can usually make her come another couple of times before she orgasms so hard she pushes my **** out of her gushing pussy. You can say what you want but real men know a 5 inch little d*** isn't going to give an average woman enough physical stimulation (friction) or mental stimulation to do that. Its little guys like this that gotta get down and eat that p**** to work out what orgasms they can. Another thing is because little guys don't cause enough stimulation they need to compensate by pounding harder. This backfires because usually they can't last that long this way and end up popping before their woman does. But think what you want...you're little d***ed men will appreciate that.

    • Well, that's nice. Do you feel better now that you're done stroking your ego?

    • I'd probably feel better if you were stroking it. LOL

    • Sorry not all of the guys in the world are as well-endowed as you are. I'm just here telling those people who ARE self-conscious about it that they're normal and women will like them regardless. There was really no need for all that.

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