Guys... Have you ever been kicked in the nads before?

[lolli]

What level of pain did you experience? Why did someone do that to you? Would you ever do that to another guy?

[seveninch]

Yep been kicked in the nuts more times than I care to remember and no would never do it to anyone.

It hurts more than any pain I have ever experinced, worse than rupturing my spleen, worse than puncturing my lung, worse than fracturing my tibea worse than breaking my teeth, a little bit worse than having a filling with no local anaesthtic and the drill hitting a nerve, but the pain is just as short lived as with my last example. A few minutes and the pain is bearable, a few hours and the pain has almost gone, a few days and I am right as rain.

[sunmonster]

No, but my ex girlfriend Gia got mad at me one day and grabbed my balls and squeezed them it hurt like hell

[Thiezz]

I take it her body was dumped in a ditch somewhere? :p

[ketfoen]

i tried to kick myself in the nads, but I keep missing, maybe I need to seek some professional ball kicks and get a rush to be kicked in the balls. Welcome to Idiocracy "OOOH MY BALLS!"

[Ugliness]

One star for you. You don't "acidentally" kick a guy in the nuts. You either do or you don't.

That's like accidentally having sex with him. Uh, no. It doesn't work like that.

[lolli]

Obiviously you can't read. I was doing a flip. He was too close. I was in the water, and not a good swimmer without my glasses on. You're a jerk! Probably why your screen name is ugliness, cause you are!

[Ugliness]

I can so read. But especially when I'm tired I can't always remember the entire question by the time I answer it. Oh and congrats on being observant. I know I'm ugly. Everyone who has ever seen me knows. You're just making that observation now. Whether I can read or not it's good to see I'm not the only slow one.

[lolli]

Ugly can also be a description of a personality which is what I implied to you. I've never seen you! Once again... duh!

[Ugliness]

Yeah yeah yeah ugly goes clean to the bone they say. Looks, personality, my very soul. That too is nothing new to our beloved readers.

[lolli]

Sorry for ya...

[Ugliness]

Who said it was another guy who did it to me?

[lolli]

idk. What are you talking about?

[Ugliness]

From your question "Would you ever do that to another guy?" seems to imply a guy did that to me. No.

[lolli]

I wasn't implying that.

[WeaponZero]

I've been kicked in the nads a few times, very hard, and it hurt like hell. I can say that:

Getting mauled by a dog and having my face ripped open by him hurt worse

Getting flesh burned off my back and shoulders hurt worse

That's about it.

[Rizzle]

I don't think I've ever been kicked in the balls, but I've been "slapped" in the balls and gotten a hacky sack thrown perfect aim at my balls. The hacky sack was the worst experience getting hit in the balls I've ever had haha... I was around 12 years old, me and a buddy were just bored after school so we played a little and he chucked it and hit me square in the nuts.. I was laying on the ground for 5-10minutes and I wasn't being dramatic, it was that bad haha. The pain wasn't so much in just that area, but your entire body feels it if it's bad enough. It's not like a sharp pain.. hard to describe haha.

[baliguy11]

yes. on several occasions. sometime there was a reason I sort of deserved it. several times just some vicious girls...hurts to think about it.

[Mr_Solo_Dolo]

Not kicked but I've been hit by like a soccer, football, and dodgeball but it still hurts regardless.

[M_A_X]

Okay, here's what if feels like. Imagine having your ovaries pulled outside of your vagina, and then having someone kick them as hard as they could... they're a vital part of our reproductive system... the pain is horrendous... it's a throbbing pain, which makes it all the worse.

[taster]

No..no one has ever kicked me...it is not an easy pain to describe...plenty painful..but something about it just completely debilitates you..I mean I have umpteen majo surgeries, had 3rd degree burns, broken bones, part of my left index finger was smashed off...but I have never gone down or fallen over with any of thsoe.. however...when I have experienced that wonderful sensation on multiple occasions...I usually fall on the ground...I am not sure that it is any more painful than having your tonsils sliced off at age 22...but it just feels like your guts are getting wrenched right out of your abdominal cavity...and it is usually about 5 minutes or so before I can move..I have heard this compared with childbirth...here is my take: childbirth is much easier...or would be...if it only lasted 5 or 10 minutes...my wife was in labor for..I cannot remember... but it was all of 24 hours

[lolli]

I don't understand how you can descibe it if you never had it done.

[taster]

Oh sorry..I have not been KICKED..I got nailed square with a softball and other assorted incidents..but no one has deliberately kicked me..all just VERY unfortunate accidents...O:O

[vampireelf]

A female friend of mine did it by accident when we were drunken and going out. She just wanted to act like she would do it, but accidently she did it for real ;)

It hurted for a half hour, it wasn't even a hard kick, she just touched my balls with her foot.

But I got a small ball kicking fetish, so it wasn't thaat bad. It just hurts like hell hehe

[dudeman]

Not on purpose but It has happened a few times, it doesn't hurt in like a pain sort of way any worse then any other part of you body but for me it causes me to lose my breath and a painful involuntary contraction of the anterior muscles of my body

[lolli]

Does it make you fart?

[dudeman]

Lol I never noticed that

[stevo2]

No, thankfully. Maybe later, who knows knowing my luck-

[Xx_DRE_xX]

It's pretty much critical damage I'd say 7000hp-9998hp/9999hp we may not survive or cope with the pain lol.

[Anonymous]

no I havent

[Anonymous]

I recently competed in a mixed gender kick-boxing competition where a strike to the balls was allowed and guys were not allowed to wear any protection (protective cups etc) at all... I was competing against a girl and was winning comfortably on points going into the very last round, but with like seconds to go, I lost concentration and ended up facing the girl with my legs wide apart, so she literally ran up and kicked me in the balls as hard as she possibly could to win! I immediately fell to the floor and was just rolling around screaming in absolute agony while the girl celebrated her win!... A lot of the girls watching in the audience were laughing and cheering too! What made it worse was that my girlfriend was sat watching on the very front row... Of course she was horrified! I would not wish that pain on anyone and my balls were very bruised and swollen for at least a week... It was excruciatingly agonising!

[lolli]

Ong. That's crazy! Why couldn't you wear a cup and they were allowed to kick in the balls?

[Opinion Owner]

It was just the rules of the competition that no protection could be worn and a strike to the balls was allowed... Although I never thought I girl would do that knowing how sensitive they are, how much agony it would cause and damage too... How wrong I was! Would you have not done the same as her though if you were competing against a guy and a kick to the balls was allowed?...

[lolli]

No. Not now that I know it's so painful

[Opinion Owner]

lol So I guess you would have done that before then? lol That's OK, although girls can't ever experience that, I think many girls are naive to exactly how painfully agonising a kick to the balls can be... Especially in my case when she had a clear shot, is a trained fighter and kicked me as hard as she possibly could!... All with my girlfriend watching on the front row too! Out of interest, how would you have reacted had you been there watching and seen the girl do that to me?...

[lolli]

Ok. I'd probably laugh a little. Cause like the other girls I'd forget that they are not just things guys scratch and they are sensitive organs.

[Opinion Owner]

Well my girlfriend said that on impact of the kick, the whole audience watching kinda went 'Oooh!' and that many of the girls watching were laughing and cheering as I fell to the floor rolling around and screaming in agony... My girlfriend was shocked and horrified, but why would girls laugh at seeing that happen and find it funny to see a guy rolling around while holding his balls and screaming in pain?... I kinda thought that would be rather unpleasant and cringing to watch?...

[lolli]

Idk. It's probably more that a girl took down a guy.

[lolli]

link

[Opinion Owner]

lol That link is kinda how I was... Curled up on the floor while rolling around in pain... Although the girl literally ran up and kicked me in the balls as hard as she could, so I was down for a lot longer and in much more agony too!... Hence the severe bruising and swelling! :o( I can understand a girl liking the fact that a fellow girl has taken down a guy... I was just suprised that so many of the girls were laughing and cheering as I lay there in so much agony!... Like my girlfriend...

[Opinion Owner]

... was the only one who showed any sympathy or concern for me. Despite liking the fact that the girl won, do you think that it would've bothered you seeing that happen to a guy right in front of you? It's nice chatting with you... If I remove my post as anonymous, would you like to add me as a friend on here?... It's OK if you don't want to like... lol

[lolli]

Sure . I'm on my phone tho so I can't use the IM. Sorry they laughed at you. I don't think the contest was fair tho. I don't think we have a spot so sensitive.

[lolli]

I would've thought a kick to the balls was extreme and not necessary for a sport. Only in real life if she was in danger.

[Opinion Owner]

I guess it was allowed as kind of a leveller to compensate for a guys height & strength advantage... I didn't think a girl would try to kick me there though so I never really put any effort into protecting that area... I kinda stood facing her with my legs wide apart for good balance and kept my hands/arms raised at all times... I guess I left between my legs completely wide open and she just chose to win by kicking my balls as hard as she possibly could!

[Opinion Owner]

Ps. I'd never actually been kicked in the balls before and to experience it for the first time with such an extremely fast and powerful kick was just incredibly shocking and agonising... My girlfriend was helpless and just had to sit and watch it happen right in front of her and then watch my extreme and prolonged agony while the other girls laughed around her... If you went to watch your boyfriend compete in such a competition, would you be worried about seeing that happen to him?

[Opinion Owner]

Hey... Thanks for accepting my friend request! :o) If you are able to answer my question, or if you have any questions yourself about my kick-boxing competition against the girl... Feel free to ask! lol :o)

[lolli]

Ok

[Anonymous]

Sure, what guy hasn't? I've had mine kicked by girls and guys just messin around, been kicked in a couple fights, been kicked by a girl or two who was "upset". It usually doesn't hurt as much as a lot of dudes act like, but yeah, we feel it. It's a stinging pain in our lower nuts that gradually extends into our lower stomach.

Yeah, Id' kick another dude and have...again while just messin around and in a couple fights.

[Anonymous]

yes, while playing soccer, and they were numb because they were bleeding...

[lolli]

Bleeding! :(

[Opinion Owner]

Yes... and no I would never do that :S