Guys, if a girl squirted while you were down on her, would you be pissed?

Since guys on here have an obsession with oral and can last for hours and hours in bed, I must ask: if you were going down on your girlfriend/wife and she squirted, would you pissed? If I was a guy I sure as hell would be And since most guys are bitches about oral to begin with, I'm assuming the average guy would be...and my guy friends said they'd be...lolz, basically confirmed
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  • No, I wouldn't be. My face is going to get wet anyway. And not all guys hate oral.

    On a side note, you really seem to have an unhealthy obsession with the things guys say on this site. If they bother you so much, why do you keep reading them? Why do you keep asking those same guys questions? Why do you spend so much time on this site?

    It's like you ask questions without really wanting to hear people's answers. You act as if you already know the correct answer and refuse to be open-minded about anything.

    An example from this question:

    "And since most guys are bitches about oral to begin with, I'm assuming the average guy would be...and my guy friends said they'd be...lolz, basically confirmed"

    Even though most guys are going to say they're okay with it, ,and even though this question is addressed specifically to guys, you're probably going to give "best answer" to some girl who agrees with the opinion you stated in your question. You're also probably going to be angry with me for typing that.

    • Mmm, I'll go ahead and do that since you think I should. Thanks for the advice :)

    • I never said that you should. I only said that you probably will. If you're really that open to suggestions, though, you should give "best answer" to somebody who disagrees with you.

    • nah, I have no reason to This isn't really a type of question where I automatically choose BA anyhow. It's harder to choose BA when it's not a question that requires an answer immediately

  • I dunno. I've come from going down all by itself. Sure, I was a newb. But it gets me off every time and I always go in thinking of baseball, broken glass, and granny panties afterwards.

    If a woman squirted all over my face when I was down there, I'd probably be that 15 year-old newb again, and she'd need to clean the sheets for two reasons.

    Look it up on a p*rn tube, there's vids where women do reverse gang bangs and squirt on guys/girls' faces. It's the product of the Skene's gland, which runs right along the same spot where the glorious G spot hides. They even call it the female prostate. Squirt is not urine. It comes out the urethra, but then so does a man's come, and that gets shot all over places, even faces. link

    Now go tie your man to the bed and give him a facial. Turnabout is fair play.

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  • My boyfriend loves it and practically begs me to squirt all over him when we 69. But I can't do it on command obviously, and I'm usually not aware that it's happening when I DO because it usually happens before my orgasm or independently of it if I don't orgasm that particular time at all. The only times they've coincided, were self-induced and happened mostly accidentally, lol. Rarely can I do it on purpose. But he goes nuts when I do and he gets a shot to the face, and goes on about how hot it was afterward. =P That's usually how I know I've done it.

  • I didn’t know I squirted and my ex (the guy I lost my virginity to) he was eating me out and I came really hard and squirted in his mouth he got mad at me I was like I’m sorry I didn’t know I did that

    • im not trying to be mean but that seems funny he sounds like he has anger issues

    • yep he was an ass

  • I think most guys like squirting as it shows you aren't faking it.

    • I love it when a girl squirts into my mouth. Such an honour to have her most intimate fluid inside me.

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  • Is there any better indication that my mission was a success?

    I don't think I would be pissed. I mean, it wouldn't be the most comfortable thing to experience, but thinking about the fact that she just had an orgasm from the stimulation I provided could be a strong turn on by itself.

    So, my answer is, no: I wouldn't be disgusted.

    And on a scale of 0 to 10 (0 being very negative, 5 being neutral and 10 being very positive), the experience, in my opinion, would be a 7.

    Yeah, I'd like it.

  • hell no. I try all the time to get my girl to squirt. she gets to the point of it but then says she can't deal with the sensation =(

    • the feeling can be really intense and overwhelming. It'll take some getting used to and just pushing the boundaries really.

    • well ill just have to get her used to it won't i. and also if I lived in texas and didn't have a girl id be all over giving you oral usually girls have qualms that men don't usually like doing it. I love giving my girl oral

    • nah, I don't want oral to each their own

  • Not in the slightest. This will actually give us a good laugh. I don't see any reason why I would be upset. It can easily be wiped off or washed, at the end.

  • I'm not sure if you're actually asking a question or just taking a dig at "guys on here".

    Why so condescending?

    • i'm asking a question...

    • Well, if you say so... I don't think I'd be pissed, but I do think it'd be a bit of a turnoff, actually. I understand that's a bit hypocritical, as I enjoy coming in my woman's mouth, but I can't really help that I feel that way. So, regardless of how I felt about it, I'd find a way to deal with it. Fair's fair, after all.

  • Pissed? No. You already get her lube all over half your face as it is.

    I suspect I'd rather be fingering her while she's squirting if I was warned in advance, but if she really wanted me to and she was giving in general I'd do it.

    So if it was unexpected, I wouldn't be mad, if she wanted to do it, its something I'd be willing to do, maybe not excited about, if that makes sense. Kind of like she might feel about getting a facial herself.

  • How are we both "obsessed with oral" and "bitches about oral" it's one or the other. I would love getting squirted on, even though it meant I was getting peed on. It's worth it for her pleasure.

    • Squirting is not the same as peeing. they are completely diferent fluids.

    • Guys on here are obsessed with oral Guys in real life aren't too keen on it

    • Lol well those guys in real life are missing out!

  • Never done it,

    but that sounds hot

  • I would love it if my girl squirted on my face. It would be a major turn on and I wouldn't stop...

  • hell no! I think its sexy! lol

    squirt all over me idc! :D

  • Lol of course not.. Squirting is awesome

  • no but Id be like you could of warned me haha.

  • Thats hot lol are you a squirter

    • I've never received oral and I have no desire nor do I plan on ever, but yes I am

    • why do you hate receiving? I think I love giving but I've never given lol

    • oh, the general negative attitude the male gender has towards oral is just off putting. I don't want to even bother with oral. I'll give, but I don't want to receive

  • Short answer! NOOO! I would not be pissed, but grateful! I would really get off on it!

  • lol no that wouldn't bother me

  • I always try to make my girl squirt, but when she squirts while im eating her out I love it!

  • Any guy that gets hurt or mad over a girl squirting in his face is an amateur. Then again I'm not against eating a girls ass so what do I know.

  • I feel like the guys who expect or want BJs should also be willing to give back. Maybe its just me but i honestly like giving oarl and the guys who have a negative vibe about it either A. are lazy or B. are not experienced enough to want to do it. I wouldn't mind if a girl squirted in my face while i was giving oarl in fact my wife does it a lot. I enjoy seeing her enjoy herself.

  • My wife did it, I was surprised at first, but it turned me on into overdrive, I licked harder fingered & licked her asshole, she came so hard & then was so appreciative I got the best blowjob of my life!

  • no think that would be cool. not happened yet. wait am I doing something wrong lol

  • No I would not be pissed but you won't believe me anyways so why ask this? Every day you're on here saying guys don't like giving oral and guys are bitches about oral blah blah... So you answered you own question. If you KNOW guys don't like oral of course they won't like their face being squirted on.

    • no, guys on here like oral is all

    • So why do you think it is your guy friends won't give oral but guys on girls ask guys will?

    • Dunno Most on here exaggerate they're prowess Whether I believe the mentalities on here are a representation of real life or not I can ask whatever I want in the same way guys on here ask non stop height, penis and personality questions and girls breast questions

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