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Guys, how often do you have "morning wood"? Girls, how often has/have yr guy (s) had a morning erection?
redeyemindtricks Guru
My husband almost never wakes up with an erection -- literally less than once a year. He certainly has no problems with erectile or sexual function, nor are his hormones out of balance, so... eh. From my experience with other boyfriends, too, I've found that morning erections are far from universal. I'd say that more boys regularly woke up without them than with them. But... people seem to talk about "morning wood" as though it's something that happens to almost every dude, almost every morning. Some people even seem to think it's a problem if a guy DOESN'T get an erection (almost) every morning. Guys— How often? And how old are you (over 25 or under 25)? Girls— What's been yr experience? (If yr experience is sufficiently diverse, please pick the poll option that corresponds to a majority of yr experience.)
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Also -- Guys, if you DO get morning erections regularly -- Are they pleasurable? Painful? Neither? If you're in a relationship and yr girl is around, does a morning erection make you want to fuck?
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7 64Every morning. Sometimes it hurts cause i lay face down sometimes so the wood just tries to get longer whilst hitting my mattress...
almost never... I can count the times it happens in a year on both hands and probably still have many fingers left.
that has always been like and it doesn't matter if I masturbate 3 times a day or not at all for 2-3 days.
Do yr hands get cold easily?
nope, unless I'm outside in the cold of course lol
Hm ok. Like I said to polocrew, my husband has kinda bad blood circulation in general, so, I was wondering whether that had anything to do with it.
well I think I don't have the best circulatory but I don't have any problems with cold hands or feet... I also have no problems at all with getting an erection, happens way too quickly but morning wood... nah
Good to know. As I said, I think there are way too many people out there who think this is something that happens to every boy in the whole world, and/or that there must be "problems" if it *isn't* happening. Thanks
Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I really don't know why it's so sporadic other than me not taking my hormones as regularly as I should (every three or five weeks instead of weekly).
I'm thinking that "sporadic" is actually the natural state of affairs, but, let's see how this poll turns out.
I just started a long term injection regimen administered at the doctor's office, so I'll see if it improves now that I can't slack off with the testosterone.
Every day sweetheart everything works...
every day, and its annoying no one to help :)
So for you it *does* come with a certain amount of horniness, then?
well Im surprised with my stress level, I can get it up
I probably get it about once or twice every fortnight. They could be painful, pleasurable or neither. It all depends on that morning for me. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and it's so painful that I can't get back to sleep till like an hour later. I think it's independent of whether I masturbated before that and how many times also.
Keeps you up for an hour? Damn...
An hour huh? That bodes well for the future Mrs. Suitandtie 😉
@BelleGirl21 ikr
@BelleGirl21 @redeyemindtricks it has a mind of it's own 😉
Had to come back to this question as it happened to me again this morning! Absolutely raging bones that lasted for 2 hours!
*boner, not bones 😐
I'm 23 years old and I almost always wake up with one. I wish I didn't though because I couldn't even begin to tell you how many times i was in that half awake half sleep mode, and without realizing it, I roll over and my morning wood bends. It hurts like a bitch. 😲
Huh. If you... roll over onto it, is there any of the good kind of stimulation? It seems like it would really suck to have an erection that wasn't even pleasurable
Not really. It bends when I roll on it. Not very stimulating if you ask most men lol😂😂
Lol that's little weird if ur husband don't have wood in morning, Every mammal get NPTs three five times during sleep. Its because of release of nitric oxide that dilate blood vessels
Yeah, I know about that. But... eh. He has less blood flow to his extremities in general -- his hands are cold LITERALLY ALL THE TIME, unless it's like 110º outside -- so that goes a certain way toward explaining it.
Wohh. Is he like vampire baha yea I read about it on misc
I mean, he's mostly of Caribbean descent, and he grew up in south Florida, so... he's not built to endure cold, let's just say that. (A woman took him on a trip to Switzerland when he was 23 or 24... Before that, he'd never even seen snow.)
Lol, you still got teenage level curiosity.
Never mind.
I am 20 and seriously I can't remember when it happened last. I guess it's either a myth or another over exaggeration like guys usually do.
Your husband is okay.
And at last again your updates show a damn level of curiosity. lol😂.
Every morning I get them. Morning wood happens because the body produces testosterone in the morning so that's why u wake up with an erection. If he gets up late, the erection might have gone.
At least every other day for me.
Everyday and I hate them lol
Everyday I have morning wood
I really don't notice after awhile
I love every morning start with morning wood and finish with wild fuck.
I get one every time I wake up I masturbate every time it happens
Normally I do not because I never go a day without cumming
I get one every day and I am 56
Everyday
If I wake up with wood, I don't want to waste it. I have more energy early in the day. I find sex more enjoyable if I'm not drag-ass tired at 11:30PM. If I'm alone, it's a coin flip whether or not I masturbate (usually depends on having a little extra time). If my wife's game I make sure I have extra time. PRIORITIZATION!!!