The most awkward I've personally had yet was when the bell rang to go to next period and I had a massive boner so I just stood there hiding it behind my backpack pretending I was doing something until it got soft enough to leave. I was almost late because of that damn thing lol
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ThinkthoughtXper 6
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I'd say public boners are the worst.
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johnmichaeiYoda
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I'm thinking if I was at the funeral home would be the most awkward place
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OlderGuy965Yoda
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In the summer, wearing loose shorts, it REALLY shows! I've learned to just very quickly and nonchalantly kinda stick my hand down there, make a quick "adjustment" so it's not so obvious. Also, if it's not "snagged" on the material, it'll go soft a lot quicker!
Thought something but didn't wanna be rude again 😇
Bleepasaurus_RexEwww
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@Yumix you're always rude to me
Yumix
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You seem to like it if you're still talking to me
Bleepasaurus_RexEwww
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@Yumix um I didn't message you back the other day
Yumix
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Yeah but you're saying that I'm always rude to you and we have been talking for a long time
Yumix
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Also, you're always rude to me too 💔
Bleepasaurus_RexEwww
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@Yumix we have but you're mean and I told you something private lol and you made a joke about it. I'm only rude because you're rude.
Yumix
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"I'm only rude because you're rude." And I can say the same to you. Remember that I asked you how you mean it because I wanted to be sure that we're on the same page and wasn't sure if you're serious about what you say? Look, in my reply which you didn't read I said that you're right and and that it was a stupid thing to say and not meant in a bad way. The way I said it there might not make it obvious, but I'm sorry if I hurt you with that comment.
Bleepasaurus_RexEwww
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@Yumix it's okay thanks
spnsfi
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A. w. k. w. a. r. d ;D
spnsfiYoda
+1 y
In Red88xxx's mouth
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DallsimoXper 7
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My stepdaughter is starting to be curious about this.. so i have to be careful not to be erect in front of her..
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DecentguyMaster
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around any family member
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TheSpartanGuru
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Immediate family or another dude is really the only awkward places. Otherwise, it's just something that happens and I assume most people would tolerate it.
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king34Xper 7
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the worse places is church cuz u have those thin slacks on and u feel bad about i and then they call for offering, and school cuz the teacher ALWAYS calls u up to do something right when it happens.
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LORESKIXper 6
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i remember when i was still in highschool i would get random boners for no reason so id just sit at me desk and hope i didn't get called on one time i did and i pretended to be asleep fucking worse when it happend during gym class
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disgustingweebtrashMaster
+1 y
Around other dudes
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NightOwl8801Guru
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In public. The gym on occasion, at work. Yikes , awkward right
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BronzedAdonisMaster
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in the men's bathroom
#NoHomoBro
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Dr_Latex_McPegginGuru
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While working out...
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ThebestyoucanXper 5
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Naked in front of your friends mom or girlfriends mom.. This has happened to me (nudist) =/
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matchrestore
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Nudist here as well- never got one in front of a friend's family, but one of my friends definitely got one in front of mine a few times. He was new to it though.
nudeNhornyGuru
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I had boner once at work, one female colleague was wearing very revealing clothes, I couldn't control myself, unfortunately it didn't go un noticeable, I had to rush to washroom to take care of it, but all my female colleagues kept talking about my cute erection for a month, it was too embarrassing.
Had me a boner, and I mean a real rock hard boner in church when I was going to receive sacrament in church, it jus came outta nowhere, the priest jus lowered his glasses, looked at me and whispered"BLESS YOU SON"😂😂😂😂😂
What Girls & Guys Said
3 51The most awkward I've personally had yet was when the bell rang to go to next period and I had a massive boner so I just stood there hiding it behind my backpack pretending I was doing something until it got soft enough to leave. I was almost late because of that damn thing lol
I'd say public boners are the worst.
I'm thinking if I was at the funeral home would be the most awkward place
In the summer, wearing loose shorts, it REALLY shows! I've learned to just very quickly and nonchalantly kinda stick my hand down there, make a quick "adjustment" so it's not so obvious. Also, if it's not "snagged" on the material, it'll go soft a lot quicker!
A gay stripclub
Ewww why do you want to know about boners?
Because they're everywhere!
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Not really
She kinda looks like you tho
@spnsfi really? Hmm I don't think so
hmm...
@Yumix hmm what?
Thought something but didn't wanna be rude again 😇
@Yumix you're always rude to me
You seem to like it if you're still talking to me
@Yumix um I didn't message you back the other day
Yeah but you're saying that I'm always rude to you and we have been talking for a long time
Also, you're always rude to me too 💔
@Yumix we have but you're mean and I told you something private lol and you made a joke about it. I'm only rude because you're rude.
"I'm only rude because you're rude." And I can say the same to you. Remember that I asked you how you mean it because I wanted to be sure that we're on the same page and wasn't sure if you're serious about what you say? Look, in my reply which you didn't read I said that you're right and and that it was a stupid thing to say and not meant in a bad way. The way I said it there might not make it obvious, but I'm sorry if I hurt you with that comment.
@Yumix it's okay thanks
A. w. k. w. a. r. d ;D
In Red88xxx's mouth
My stepdaughter is starting to be curious about this.. so i have to be careful not to be erect in front of her..
around any family member
Immediate family or another dude is really the only awkward places. Otherwise, it's just something that happens and I assume most people would tolerate it.
the worse places is church cuz u have those thin slacks on and u feel bad about i and then they call for offering, and school cuz the teacher ALWAYS calls u up to do something right when it happens.
i remember when i was still in highschool i would get random boners for no reason so id just sit at me desk and hope i didn't get called on one time i did and i pretended to be asleep fucking worse when it happend during gym class
Around other dudes
In public.
The gym on occasion, at work.
Yikes , awkward right
in the men's bathroom
#NoHomoBro
While working out...
Naked in front of your friends mom or girlfriends mom.. This has happened to me (nudist) =/
Nudist here as well- never got one in front of a friend's family, but one of my friends definitely got one in front of mine a few times. He was new to it though.
I had boner once at work, one female colleague was wearing very revealing clothes, I couldn't control myself, unfortunately it didn't go un noticeable, I had to rush to washroom to take care of it, but all my female colleagues kept talking about my cute erection for a month, it was too embarrassing.
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Other awkward boner (please explain
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Had me a boner, and I mean a real rock hard boner in church when I was going to receive sacrament in church, it jus came outta nowhere, the priest jus lowered his glasses, looked at me and whispered"BLESS YOU SON"😂😂😂😂😂