GUYS, what is the most awkward place/scenario (for you) to have a random boner?

GUYS, what is the most awkward place/scenario (for you) to have a random boner?


The MOST awkward random boner is __?
GUYS, what is the most awkward place/scenario (for you) to have a random boner?
Somewhere out in public
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GUYS, what is the most awkward place/scenario (for you) to have a random boner?
Around a female friend/classmate
Vote B
GUYS, what is the most awkward place/scenario (for you) to have a random boner?
Around a female coworker
Vote C
GUYS, what is the most awkward place/scenario (for you) to have a random boner?
Around a female immediate family member
Vote D
GUYS, what is the most awkward place/scenario (for you) to have a random boner?
Around other dudes
Vote E
GUYS, what is the most awkward place/scenario (for you) to have a random boner?
Other awkward boner (please explain)
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  • The most awkward I've personally had yet was when the bell rang to go to next period and I had a massive boner so I just stood there hiding it behind my backpack pretending I was doing something until it got soft enough to leave. I was almost late because of that damn thing lol

  • I'd say public boners are the worst.

  • I'm thinking if I was at the funeral home would be the most awkward place

  • In the summer, wearing loose shorts, it REALLY shows! I've learned to just very quickly and nonchalantly kinda stick my hand down there, make a quick "adjustment" so it's not so obvious. Also, if it's not "snagged" on the material, it'll go soft a lot quicker!

  • A gay stripclub

  • Ewww why do you want to know about boners?

    • Not really

    • She kinda looks like you tho

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  • In Red88xxx's mouth

  • My stepdaughter is starting to be curious about this.. so i have to be careful not to be erect in front of her..

  • around any family member

  • Immediate family or another dude is really the only awkward places. Otherwise, it's just something that happens and I assume most people would tolerate it.

  • the worse places is church cuz u have those thin slacks on and u feel bad about i and then they call for offering, and school cuz the teacher ALWAYS calls u up to do something right when it happens.

  • i remember when i was still in highschool i would get random boners for no reason so id just sit at me desk and hope i didn't get called on one time i did and i pretended to be asleep fucking worse when it happend during gym class

  • Around other dudes

  • In public.
    The gym on occasion, at work.
    Yikes , awkward right

  • in the men's bathroom

    #NoHomoBro

  • While working out...

  • Naked in front of your friends mom or girlfriends mom.. This has happened to me (nudist) =/

    • Nudist here as well- never got one in front of a friend's family, but one of my friends definitely got one in front of mine a few times. He was new to it though.

  • I had boner once at work, one female colleague was wearing very revealing clothes, I couldn't control myself, unfortunately it didn't go un noticeable, I had to rush to washroom to take care of it, but all my female colleagues kept talking about my cute erection for a month, it was too embarrassing.

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    Other awkward boner (please explain

  • Had me a boner, and I mean a real rock hard boner in church when I was going to receive sacrament in church, it jus came outta nowhere, the priest jus lowered his glasses, looked at me and whispered"BLESS YOU SON"😂😂😂😂😂

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