How would you react to one of these scenarios?

How would you react to one of these scenarios?
1. Guys, you're home alone taking care of the kids. Your wife is out of town at a board meeting and can't have her phone on her. Your teenage daughter gets her period for the first time. She needs your help. Whats your reaction. Do you know what you’d do?

2. Girls, you’re home alone taking care of the kids. Your husband is out of town at a board meeting can't have his phone on hin. Your teenage son just woke up after experiencing a wet dream. He needs you to explain to him what happened and why his sheets ended up all sticky. Whats your reaction. Do you know what you’d do?

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My Answers:
1. Lol I asked my boyfriend the first question earlier today. His reaction was so funny haah. He was like “Can I Skype your laptop during the meeting, its an emergency! But if you can't answer then i’ll just do google! I dont know what to get her from the store! How do i even put it on her?” Lmaoo 🙈😂 i was like babe, just put her in a toddler pullup until i get home. He was like OKAY!! Then i was like wait im kidding lol and then i explained everything to him haha.

2. Im not sure wht i’d tell him. I’d just be like, youve reached that age where you’ll get horny when you see a hot chick. And then you’ll probably dream about her and a bunch of horniness will end up oozing out your dick. No biggie. Let me wash your sheets and you just keep doin what you do best son! Keep oozing!! Just dont ooze your way into some hot chicks vagina.
How would you react to one of these scenarios?
Updates:
+1 y
OMG i thought my answer would be a trip!! So many of your answers are tripping me out haha. The majority of guys are hilarious and there's a few girls who made me laugh too. I wanted a good laugh tonight and y'all giving it to me good and hard
+1 y
I really like the answers to this question. 99% of your answered so funny or thoughtfully i almost shed a tear. Seems like everyone is well prepared. But for the first scenario i suggest you buy your daughters some pads for her first time. Tampons can come when she's a little older. And i know some nonvirgin girls who still can't handle puttint tampons up them... so yea
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Most Helpful Guys

  • As always dear Dizzy, surprisingly interesting questions.
    I am a person who overthinks a lot and in my work I am a perfectionist, which means I cannot accept to deliver a task if in my own opinion is not perfectly done!
    I should have a To-Do list stored somewhere in the house, where this case is one of the emergencies that need my attention, and immediately.
    Of course, her lovely mother, my endless love, would have pointed out the steps to follow and what to do.
    First, before cleaning the mess around, I should take care of her and make sure she is OK, safe and sound (including the shower and hygiene)
    Second, lay her down on the sofa with a hot beverage, nice healthy snack and maybe a good DVD we could watch together.
    Meanwhile, would clean the mess around, wash her clothes, etc...
    Finally, go lay next to her, a nice hug, watch the movie, give her the attention she needs, and help her forget about the mess.

    When her mother comes back home, we sit together as a family, and explain to her what happened and how she can deal with it the next time.

    Of course, the details would be for her lovely caring mother to explain and teach :-)

    I know, men are usually worthless in this kind of situations :-P

    • OMG HOE ARE U EVEN SINGLE. Im in love with this answer

    • Thank you dear :-) That is very sweet of you to say <3 Frankly, I don't know why I am single. Nevertheless, I am flattered you like my answer. Hopefully, one day, I will find love somewhere far from Lebanon and Lebanese, I keep faith :-)

    • We shouldn't be. This is a minor crisis for us but Sea Change moment for a maturing girl/daughter for helping to define what good men are.

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  • I assume she knows what menstruation is. I'd tell her not to be embarrassed.. that husbands and fathers know about this.
    I would get one or more sheets of paper towel and fold them such as to be the size and thickness of a menstrual pad. I would describe (by physical example outside my clothes) how to place it. Since there is probably a mess, I'd tell her to to take a shower and use the "pad" in her underwear when she dresses, after which I (or we) would go to the Walgreen's and buy her a package of pads.
    If she arrived early and mom hadn't gotten around to discussing what this is, I'd give her a crash course in what menstruation is about. I know she might be "dying 1000 deaths" of embarrassment, but I would be the calm, TV dad and work through it.

    • Awww this is tooo sweet :) finally you answer one of my questions. Its been a while hah

    • Just know that if i could give a 2nd guy mho you would have gotten it

Most Helpful Girls

  • If that happened to my son, I'd take it as an opportunity to start sex ed. Explain that he's maturing and teach him the functions of a penis, and tell him that random boners and wet dreams are common and harmless. I'd tell him everything I know, but I'd encourage him to ask his father anything that he wants a man's perspective on (when father gets home).

    • Sounds good :)

  • Lmao well sit down and explain him that he is a grown boy and probably explain in detail what happened and why. Clean the bed and also put some "how to not get someone pregnant, cause then he is a death boy" speech in there. Watch his reactions and later go to my room and laugh at it and maybe cry at the same time cause he is growing up lol

    • Lol whats a death boy? And did u read my reaction above hha

    • Well I wouldn't be pleasant when he gets someone pregnant in a young age haha and I did! Lmao

    • Thank you 😊

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  • Help my daughter. Get her a change of clothes and start a hot shower for her. Then in another bathtub (if we have two), make her a hot bath with a bath-bomb and scented candles to soak in after cleaning up the initial mess. Once she's dried off and changed I'd wrap her up in a comforter blanket and watch Avatar: The Last Airbender together on the couch... or if she prefers My Little Pony.

    • Aww so sweet. But she’ll be cramping so much she’ll probably need some tylenol, a hot pad for her tummy, and then to take a nap

    • Then I'd also get her some lavender essential oils. Those tend to help with that kind of thing from what I've heard.

  • I'd feel weird about that. A teenager should understand wet dreams. I learnt about that shit in year 6 when I was 10 years old as I imagine my child would so it'd just be odd to me that he didn't know about that stuf. I guess I'd go through a brief explanation of wet dreams and let him know to just wash the sheets next time.

    • I wouldn't have known. I didn't even know it happened to guys til i was prob 16 or 17

    • Damn, that sucks. In England, we’re meant to hav a standardised sex education class and that’s mandatory at age 11 but some schools offer it from 9/10 with parental permission so that kids don’t go into puberty totally unprepared and uninformed on the things that are going to happen with their body.

    • Yea we didn't have Health class until 9th grade. I was like age 16+

  • Lol. There’s no way I’d say all that to my son. For me it’d be Ike, “son you’re at the age where your body is going through changes and it’s completely normal. Now help me change the sheets so you can go back to sleep”

    • Haha i just like being silly lol

  • What kind of parent lets their kids live long enough without teaching making sure they understand how their own bodies work?

    In the unlikely event that I am ever tasked with explaining menstruation to a teenage girl I am quite capable of doing so. but that is something she should have learned before it ever started.

    • Shouldve learned how soon? I got my period in 6th grade. I dont think my mom explained it to me til then

    • I have already talked to my 2 year old niece about anatomy. Not sure sue understood what the hell I was saying, but it still happened.

  • Always "don't panic" since panic can only make things worse!
    I'd ask the girl if she wanted any help from me, since that could be a "no thanks". I could for example hand over some paper towels, or worst case my handkerchief. Improvise with what we have...

    • Haha thats nice