How would you react to one of these scenarios?

[DizzyDesii]

1. Guys, you're home alone taking care of the kids. Your wife is out of town at a board meeting and can't have her phone on her. Your teenage daughter gets her period for the first time. She needs your help. Whats your reaction. Do you know what you’d do?

2. Girls, you’re home alone taking care of the kids. Your husband is out of town at a board meeting can't have his phone on hin. Your teenage son just woke up after experiencing a wet dream. He needs you to explain to him what happened and why his sheets ended up all sticky. Whats your reaction. Do you know what you’d do?

#FeelFreeToList #itsAboutThatTime

My Answers:
1. Lol I asked my boyfriend the first question earlier today. His reaction was so funny haah. He was like “Can I Skype your laptop during the meeting, its an emergency! But if you can't answer then i’ll just do google! I dont know what to get her from the store! How do i even put it on her?” Lmaoo 🙈😂 i was like babe, just put her in a toddler pullup until i get home. He was like OKAY!! Then i was like wait im kidding lol and then i explained everything to him haha.

2. Im not sure wht i’d tell him. I’d just be like, youve reached that age where you’ll get horny when you see a hot chick. And then you’ll probably dream about her and a bunch of horniness will end up oozing out your dick. No biggie. Let me wash your sheets and you just keep doin what you do best son! Keep oozing!! Just dont ooze your way into some hot chicks vagina.

[StrangerByTheDay]

As always dear Dizzy, surprisingly interesting questions.
I am a person who overthinks a lot and in my work I am a perfectionist, which means I cannot accept to deliver a task if in my own opinion is not perfectly done!
I should have a To-Do list stored somewhere in the house, where this case is one of the emergencies that need my attention, and immediately.
Of course, her lovely mother, my endless love, would have pointed out the steps to follow and what to do.
First, before cleaning the mess around, I should take care of her and make sure she is OK, safe and sound (including the shower and hygiene)
Second, lay her down on the sofa with a hot beverage, nice healthy snack and maybe a good DVD we could watch together.
Meanwhile, would clean the mess around, wash her clothes, etc...
Finally, go lay next to her, a nice hug, watch the movie, give her the attention she needs, and help her forget about the mess.

When her mother comes back home, we sit together as a family, and explain to her what happened and how she can deal with it the next time.

Of course, the details would be for her lovely caring mother to explain and teach :-)

I know, men are usually worthless in this kind of situations :-P

[DizzyDesii]

OMG HOE ARE U EVEN SINGLE. Im in love with this answer

[StrangerByTheDay]

Thank you dear :-) That is very sweet of you to say <3 Frankly, I don't know why I am single. Nevertheless, I am flattered you like my answer. Hopefully, one day, I will find love somewhere far from Lebanon and Lebanese, I keep faith :-)

[Dargil]

We shouldn't be. This is a minor crisis for us but Sea Change moment for a maturing girl/daughter for helping to define what good men are.

[StrangerByTheDay]

@Dargil As a responsible caring loving parent, I should try my best do be a there whenever she needs me. Whether it is in my expertise or not. I am her father and I am responsible for her, no?

[StrangerByTheDay]

Thank you dear des for the MHO :-D

[Dargil]

I assume she knows what menstruation is. I'd tell her not to be embarrassed.. that husbands and fathers know about this.
I would get one or more sheets of paper towel and fold them such as to be the size and thickness of a menstrual pad. I would describe (by physical example outside my clothes) how to place it. Since there is probably a mess, I'd tell her to to take a shower and use the "pad" in her underwear when she dresses, after which I (or we) would go to the Walgreen's and buy her a package of pads.
If she arrived early and mom hadn't gotten around to discussing what this is, I'd give her a crash course in what menstruation is about. I know she might be "dying 1000 deaths" of embarrassment, but I would be the calm, TV dad and work through it.

[DizzyDesii]

Awww this is tooo sweet :) finally you answer one of my questions. Its been a while hah

[DizzyDesii]

Just know that if i could give a 2nd guy mho you would have gotten it

[snowangle]

If that happened to my son, I'd take it as an opportunity to start sex ed. Explain that he's maturing and teach him the functions of a penis, and tell him that random boners and wet dreams are common and harmless. I'd tell him everything I know, but I'd encourage him to ask his father anything that he wants a man's perspective on (when father gets home).

[DizzyDesii]

Sounds good :)

[melanieeeB]

Lmao well sit down and explain him that he is a grown boy and probably explain in detail what happened and why. Clean the bed and also put some "how to not get someone pregnant, cause then he is a death boy" speech in there. Watch his reactions and later go to my room and laugh at it and maybe cry at the same time cause he is growing up lol

[DizzyDesii]

Lol whats a death boy? And did u read my reaction above hha

[melanieeeB]

Well I wouldn't be pleasant when he gets someone pregnant in a young age haha and I did! Lmao

[melanieeeB]

Thank you 😊

[EpicDweeb]

Help my daughter. Get her a change of clothes and start a hot shower for her. Then in another bathtub (if we have two), make her a hot bath with a bath-bomb and scented candles to soak in after cleaning up the initial mess. Once she's dried off and changed I'd wrap her up in a comforter blanket and watch Avatar: The Last Airbender together on the couch... or if she prefers My Little Pony.

[DizzyDesii]

Aww so sweet. But she’ll be cramping so much she’ll probably need some tylenol, a hot pad for her tummy, and then to take a nap

[EpicDweeb]

Then I'd also get her some lavender essential oils. Those tend to help with that kind of thing from what I've heard.

[fauchelevent]

I'd feel weird about that. A teenager should understand wet dreams. I learnt about that shit in year 6 when I was 10 years old as I imagine my child would so it'd just be odd to me that he didn't know about that stuf. I guess I'd go through a brief explanation of wet dreams and let him know to just wash the sheets next time.

[DizzyDesii]

I wouldn't have known. I didn't even know it happened to guys til i was prob 16 or 17

[fauchelevent]

Damn, that sucks. In England, we’re meant to hav a standardised sex education class and that’s mandatory at age 11 but some schools offer it from 9/10 with parental permission so that kids don’t go into puberty totally unprepared and uninformed on the things that are going to happen with their body.

[DizzyDesii]

Yea we didn't have Health class until 9th grade. I was like age 16+

[SarahsSummer]

Lol. There’s no way I’d say all that to my son. For me it’d be Ike, “son you’re at the age where your body is going through changes and it’s completely normal. Now help me change the sheets so you can go back to sleep”

[DizzyDesii]

Haha i just like being silly lol

[SmoMan71]

What kind of parent lets their kids live long enough without teaching making sure they understand how their own bodies work?

In the unlikely event that I am ever tasked with explaining menstruation to a teenage girl I am quite capable of doing so. but that is something she should have learned before it ever started.

[DizzyDesii]

Shouldve learned how soon? I got my period in 6th grade. I dont think my mom explained it to me til then

[SmoMan71]

I have already talked to my 2 year old niece about anatomy. Not sure sue understood what the hell I was saying, but it still happened.

[Hans222]

Always "don't panic" since panic can only make things worse!
I'd ask the girl if she wanted any help from me, since that could be a "no thanks". I could for example hand over some paper towels, or worst case my handkerchief. Improvise with what we have...

[DizzyDesii]

Haha thats nice

[CHARismatic110]

Lol I wouldn't panic. I'd just sit him down and explain to him that he's at an age where girls no longer have cooties, and that his body is gonna start reacting in a different way when he sees ones that he may be attracted to. He's a teenager so I'm assuming he knows a little about sex so I'll just tell him that what happened in the dream is what happens during sex and that we'll talk more about it when his dad gets home.

[DizzyDesii]

Haha good one

[Cuintan]

Sorry, I don't see a problem here? This should all be pretty routine stufff with even a modicum of sex ed.

[DizzyDesii]

Yea but most sex ed is junior high/middle schoolz most girls get their periods in 5th or 6th grade... same time a boy prob has his first wet dream

[Cuintan]

Really? You guys start your sex ed that late? That is truly weird in a scary sort of way! But it doesn't matter cuz I meant the babysitters sex ed should have prepared him or her to deal easily with the situations you laid out. What is so hard about a bit of reassurance and a quick trip to the pharmacy for some pads? Done. Dusted. Sorted.

[Whatthefluff]

I think I could manage it

[DizzyDesii]

Ok but describe what you’d say

[Whatthefluff]

I don't know exactly

[alice55]

I would tell him "Ask google"

[DizzyDesii]

Lmaoo

[JDavid25]

That's easy.. Don't Panic.. Explain to her that she's hittin puberty get her a tampon, or somethin better, and tell her to wash up a little bit more when periods happen.. LOL.. And look up info I don't know..

[RicanEyes]

She needs a pad NOT a tampon two different things. Especially if she is a virgin she shouldn't be using a tampon.. Lmao 😂😂😂

[DizzyDesii]

Tampons means u have to show her how to insert it up her. Its basically like you're having to ease your dick into your virgin girlfriend. No just buy her some pads for her first time. Tampons can come when she's a little older

[JDavid25]

@RicanEyes Yeah, that's why I said somethin better.. LOL.. I didn't definitively say Tampons.. Aye, I'mma dude, I ain't pay attention to what my sisters used..

[JDavid25]

Of course.. Well, I was gonna find out for sure anyways.. Lol.. Still no need to panic..

[Anpu23]

Easy peasy. You're becoming a young woman now. Once a month this will happen, it lasts about a week. The ancients called it moon blood because it comes with the moon cycle. It's perfectly normal and nothing to worry about. There are a few solutions to help control the blood, for now we'll try a pad, it just attaches to your panties and it absorbs it. When it's full you just fold it in half, and throw it away. The other options go inside of you, and if that's something that you want to try, we'll have to get some for you. But for now...

[DizzyDesii]

Aww this is too sweet

[aaaae2e]

Take him to the hospital cuz this is not normal.

[DizzyDesii]

How not? Its a wet dream

[veronicalynn]

I break it down for him.. Answer any questions and we move on with life. My kids and I are close and they comfortable asking about anything

[DizzyDesii]

Aww thats good

[RicanEyes]

Well I would tell my son that his body is changing not to make a big deal out of it. Then I would say lets clean up your sheets and put some new ones so I can wash the ones on your bed. When your dad gets home he can talk more about it with you.

[DizzyDesii]

Aww sounds good :) i think my explanation above was a tad bit more innocent hehe

[Pink2000]

You nutted i your sleep. Weenies get hard.

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao worse than my answer

[MLGbreezy]

#1 google it
Nah Nah Nah but seriously first id calm her down and try to explain what was happening im the best way possible help her get cleaned up if she needed after she's all cleaned up go out and get her some tampons. tell her the instructions and if she wants help i would do my best to help her at any point once that's all done I'd let her mom explain the rest once she was home and explain anything that i missed or just didn't know. hopefully that's would have been a good response to that situation

[DizzyDesii]

I like your answer but No no no. Tampons means u have to show her how to insert it up her. Its basically like you're having to ease your dick into your virgin girlfriend. No just buy her some pads for her first time. Tampons can come when she's a little older

[MLGbreezy]

Thank you and thank you fir the tips its much appreciated

[MLGbreezy]

Hopefully i can remember by the time i have a kid and she's olde enough to get her period lol,😂

[ZeussLightningBolt]

Grab some towels and wait for wifey to come home

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao love this

[Titanic1912]

I wouldn't panic. I would go to the store and get her some tampons.

[Titanic1912]

I love the Full House GIF. Uncle Jesse always asked Michelle "Capiche?"

[DizzyDesii]

No no no. Tampons means u have to show her how to insert it up her. Its basically like you're having to ease your dick into your virgin girlfriend. No just buy her some pads for her first time. Tampons can come when she's a little older

[owens97]

id better at explaining the period one but wouldn't panic in either

[DizzyDesii]

Yea but the question is how would you explain t to her?

[owens97]

well actually u writ would u know what to do and i would but since ur the asker i guess u can change it. i would explain it to her calmly it would probably be similar to when i had the talk with her wen she was younger depending what age her period happened but i would have it under control im not a dad by the way but. i do want to be one, one day

[_dardorsama_]

Well my wife would talk about girls period all the time when they're in that age so they won't get panic when it started... and they fully prepared (she would have pads and stuff ready)

So if that happens I would just say "OK do you remember what your mom says about girls periods so now it's the time to apply everything that she told you to do"

I would contact my sister in law or my mother in law so they would come over and supervise things... but even if I can't reach them we got it covered

[DizzyDesii]

Aww i like this :)

[_dardorsama_]

Thanks

[RedThread]

I'd get her some women products and tell her the instructions are on the box

[DizzyDesii]

Lmaooo

[RedThread]

Is that bad?

[DizzyDesii]

No just funny cause you're like Umm... Read the instructions... they know more than i do haha

[LegateLanius]

I already have a plan in mind to buy a some supplies in the form of some teen-size sanitary pads, a clean towel, and a clean pair of underwear with some sort of carry bag for the car and a travel case for her purse.

[DizzyDesii]

Aww thats sweet

[DiegoO]

Where is the faint option?

https://m.popkey.co/250e71/Dq6V_f-maxage-0.gif

[DiegoO]

Ops, I didn't read what you wrote bellow.. I would just tell her, relax.. You are becoming a woman, just don't get pregnant.

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao you're my boyfriend

[DiegoO]

I am? (O. O)

[DizzyDesii]

I meant you sound like my boyfriend haha

[DiegoO]

Oh.. I almost that I was his reincarnation..

[DizzyDesii]

Hhaha

[Kandy-Kane]

Lmfao they knew from school. I've had the use condoms no matter what talk too

[DizzyDesii]

Oh thats good haah

[chrisv]

Take her to the ER (she’s obviously about to die) get involved in wanting to see what the problem is...😂😂😂

[DizzyDesii]

Omg all u guys answers are hilarious

[RicanEyes]

Lol 😂😂

[cupidkisses]

I would talk to my son.

[DizzyDesii]

Yea bt tell us wht you’d say lol

[cupidkisses]

Umm first, l would tell about puberty. And tell him that his body is changing. If he has an erection, he can also have wet dreams n it is totally normal.

[Introvert94]

YouTube and call my mom or sister.

[Decentguy]

i would explain her everything abut periods and make her feel calm

[Decentguy]

but first i would tell her that a demon is about born from inside you, Just to be a shitty dad for some seconds :D

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao so wrong for that hha

[ThePundertaker]

Ask teen daughter to watch kids while I run to pharmacy for tampons & pads. They we do some googling together. Problem solved 😂

[DizzyDesii]

Haha too cute. But if she's bleedin the teen daughter needs to stay on the toilet

[ThePundertaker]

How old are other kids?

[DizzyDesii]

I don't know i mean it could be just one kid. I just wanted to know how you’d take care of her on her period

[ThePundertaker]

Get the tampons ASAP. I’m a great dad 😊

[DizzyDesii]

No no no. Tampons means u have to show her how to insert it up her. Its basically like you're having to ease your dick into your virgin girlfriend. No just buy her some pads for her first time. Tampons can come when she's a little older

[ThePundertaker]

Thank you. 😅 like a lot

[AlphaStyles]

I tell her to take care of the kids while I rush and go get the pads stuff and also call a neighbor female for help

[DizzyDesii]

Haha soundd about right

[AlphaStyles]

Yeap so no panic for me

[Steve37]

They're your kids... why would you be afraid to explain something to them? If either of these scenarios give you any trouble, you are not ready to have kids.

[DizzyDesii]

I didn't have trouble answering. Its posed to be a fun question for the site to answer

[Steve37]

My response wasn't directed at you, but to the larger audience in general. Sorry if you took it as a personal attack... I didn't mean it that way.

[DizzyDesii]

Ohk :)

[Krumpir]

I'd literally call any one of my 3 aunts or my cousin. If that wouldn't work - google better be my friend this time!!

[DizzyDesii]

Haha totally understandable

[GreenGold1992]

Give her a cork lol

[DizzyDesii]

Omg lol worse than my boyfriend

[GreenGold1992]

Saw it on Dumb and Dumber To lol

[theycallmeTatersalad]

If it's stupid and works, it ain't stupid

[DizzyDesii]

@theycallmeTatersalad lmao

[NovissimumVirorum]

Run around the house screaming

[DizzyDesii]

Omg u guys are hilarious

[NightOwl8801]

Wing it , if it happens it'll happen.

[DizzyDesii]

Ok but tell us your reactions. Everyones reactions are so funny or shocking. Whats yours

[NightOwl8801]

Handle it accordingly. Buy her pads until mom gets home. Or I could ask my mom in worse case scenario

[CoffeeWC]

I'd do my best to explain to her, then let my wife pick up where I left off.

[DizzyDesii]

Lol but the question is how would you explain it to her

[CoffeeWC]

It's natural. It happens every month. It's part of growing up. There are pads to help with that. If you get pregnant it will stop.

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao actually its natural to spot a bit while pregnant. But too much spotting could mean miscarriage

[CoffeeWC]

I'm no expert on the subject

[Ailaw22]

Now you have made me aware I think best solution will be to get instructions from wife earlier on if incase it happen in future and i have to handle it

[DizzyDesii]

Yes someone else said the same haha

[NickoN]

oh PANIC, NO,
I don't know, I faint

[DizzyDesii]

Hahaha

[TsubasaCorrupted]

Yeah. Get her some of my wife's pamprin or midol and heating pad, then get her a pad or tampon from the store.

[LazyMan]

Wouldn't panic.

[DizzyDesii]

Ok but tell us your reaction

[LazyMan]

I'd just explain what was going on calmly. No need to make a big deal out of it. It's just a period.

[Yesnomaybe85]

Take care of the situation!
Don't disturb Mumma like a weak bitch man, She's making that money!
and because of it your daughter and you will develop a special bond that may serve to increase communication through the next few tough teenage years.

[Seppelson]

I don't want kids so this situations will never happen in my live :)

[DizzyDesii]

But what if you're babysitting

[Seppelson]

Ok that is possible :) thank you for making that more real to me

[Seppelson]

I would go to a supermarket and i would buy her a sanitary napkin

[guyuser2]

Ask her to Google!😂

[DizzyDesii]

Haha thats what my boyfriend said

[guyuser2]

😂 I am your bf? ;)