If you could shapeshift into anything you wanted what would it be?

Question

Could be anything, an animal, another person, an object, fictional things.Whatever you want. What would you shapeshift into?I'd probably change into a woman. so I could f*ck myself. ;-D

DragonLord · Accepted Answer

I have two options for which ones and they are 1. be an a**hole aka a player, womanizer, a bastard since women and girls/some women and some girls hate nice guys,nerds,geeks and good guys and us nice guys and good guys finish last is true if you want to know yes I'm a 24 year old virgin and I'm saving my virginity for marriage and I expect her to do the same. These days and age they give it away to those bad men I listed like it's nothing and I can't find a virgin girlfriend who waits till marriage like I am and sometimes I feel like I am only one who is smart enough and wait till marriage. And 2.be a anaconda snake/or a black mamba  snake if you want to know why be a snake out of these 2 snakes let me know.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Some kind of bird of prey, probably a bald eagle (they are endangered so people wouldn't shoot me :)

But being a bird would be practical cause I could fly, and birds of prey can fly real fast so that'd be cool.

Second choice: Panda bear. I'd get ALL that hot Asian cooch

lushlove · Accepted Answer

Trust me being a woman isn't all that is cracked up to be.

Sure we have some nice assets (pardon the pun). But every month you have to shove a tampon up your wazoo, take a cut in pay, give birth, and go through horrendous things in order to make you guys attracted to us.

Being a woman is PAINFUL!

Trust me you have it good.

To answer your question, I would change into a golden retriever. I am the human version of a golden retreiver anyway... hyper, kind, energetic and loyal

angelwithin · Accepted Answer

I'd want to be a snow-white owl.

Why?

Well.. most of the times I feel like I'm nocturnal anyway.. I enjoy the nights much more than I do the days. I even like to do homework at night lol because I can think better in the quiet.

Also.. like many others, I would love to be able to fly =)

And.. I just like how snow-white owls look.. much, much more beautiful than regular ones.

indian_empress_91 · Accepted Answer

I'd wanna be a shape shifter so I'll have more options to shape shift into other things, people, etc...but if I can't shape shift into a shape shifter I'd wanna be a sexy gorgeous vampire that did not have any weaknesses and can't die and have any abilities I so wish lol

cun7n1nja · Answer

A cat. Otherwise, chupacabra. =P

wkwan81 · Answer

Fire - so that I don't have to be afraid of heat again

Matrim · Answer

a wolf. I have always been attracted to the wilderness about them.

little-miss-adorable · Answer

oh, definitely a sloth.

StringofFate · Answer

I'd be a woman too. It seems easier to find direction in life and get along with others. Plus sex seems better on the female side, with a good partner.

DebiPie · Answer

OMG, I can't help myself! I so want to tell you to go f yourself, but I won't! hahaha. See, I just crack myself up! You know I don't mean it...your statement lent itself to it, you know.

Me, IDK...I might want to be a cop...they can get into just about any place...can't they? Check out anything, anywhere? Hmmm...just the facts, sir...just the facts...

Frostie · Answer

Wolf. Simply just love them for their traits,and grace.

Wassup · Answer

A gorilla so I can scale buildings and beat the sh*t out of anyone that stands in my way

THE_Godfather · Answer

A dolphin. They're amazing animals(mammals)

skyeisblue · Answer

A jaguar. They're so pretty, and I've always wanted to live in the rainforest :D

kereru · Answer

id shape shift into a wandering albatross so I could fly wherever I wanted in the world..

...that or id choose to be a cloud so I could BE the weather and make it rain, snow, hail or thunder when I felt like it.