Movie theater handjob? How do I make it less messy? Who else has done it?

[Anonymous]

my boyfriend and I went to the movies, and I wanted to give him a handjob for the first time. it was going fine, but he told me to stop because we wouldn't have any way of 'cleaning up' afterwards, and he didn't know how to not make a mess and attract attention in the theater. my question is, how can we do this? when we go to the movies is pretty much the only time we have alone to do sexual things. should I bring a towel or something? should he wear a condom? also, how many of you have ever given/recieved a handjob in a movie theater, and how did it go?

[Anonymous]

First of all--AWESOME! My high school girlfriend did that to me and it was INCREDIBLY hot! I still think about it! lol! In terms of how not to make a mess and/or attract attention, I suggest you bring an old sweatshirt or long sleeve shirt and just put it loosely in his lap. Then you can take his cock out and it'll still be covered by the shirt. Stroke away and he can safely shoot into the shirt which you can roll up and take out once you've put his happy, relaxed dick back in his pants. Have FUN!

[Toshytosee]

Lol lube. My girlfriend disguised it perfectly. It was winter and she brought vaseline and she suprised me by adding it to the tip of it. The only thing that is hard to cover it up is the satisfaction moan at the end.

[Asker]

And what did you guys do once you came? I'm sure that wasnt easy to cover up either...

[Toshytosee]

I forgot that the other painful thing is that I can do nothing back to her. I had to stay still and act like om watching the movie and I did a fake sneeze to cover it up

[NicoletteKomotov]

Get some nicely lubricated condoms (No spermicide just lube) And rub the lube on it and then slip the condom on. Wipe the outside and your fingers off from the lube with a tissue. He'll love how it slips and slides inside of it and you'll be able to rub his tip and make him twitch. After you're done torturing him, you can let him come in it, tie it off, and put it in your purse. You can then use that for whatever you want and even freeze it for later and make popsicles out of it.

[blahhh]

i have gone further than that in a movie theater. go for the back row or very front row. we went back and went pretty much the entire way. best f***ing sex of my life. although you have 2 be quiet so no one hears.its actually not that hold you breath and think of something else as hard as you can.the excitement of doing it in movie theaters is such an adrenaline rush its unbelievable I would recommend you try it.

[KimmyB]

when I give a handjob and the guy gets close I just move my head down and put my mouth over the tip of his dick when he cums. it's my theater move, because it's easier and no mess!

[nothingtosee]

OMG, I LOVE you! I would love to do the same to you! Give you a nice slow handjob while you watch a movie. Since you can't make a sound, your orgasm will be just as powerful! Or, use a dildo on you, again telling you you can't make a sound.

[KimmyB]

@nothingtosee oh my goodness that sounds very intense!!! Not that I’m complaining?

[nothingtosee]

That's the idea! And, I would suggest that if you break any of those rules, you will be punished. lol Like having you ask one of your girlfriends to call you, and when you pick up, I want to have sex with you and, if she asks why you're breathing hard, you have to tell her what we are doing. I like the idea of you talking to one of your girlfriends while we have sex and you don't want her to hang up. I like the idea of you bragging about what we are doing and you're about to have an orgasm. I also like the idea of you bragging to her that I love kinky sex.

[nothingtosee]

Have you ever had a guy give you an intense orgasm like that? Or, would you want a guy to do that to you? Being in a situation where you can't make a sound and the guy takes his time and slowly brings you to an orgasm? I have discovered many ways (like that) where I can give a woman a very intense orgasm.

[The-lady-]

Travel size Baby wipes put them in your purse and they will do wonders

[Paris13]

Carry Tissue for your Eyes and also for The... Guys. xxoo

[heartbrokenmth]

Well I have, but I guess it depends on the guy.with my exboyfriend if you squeezed it really tight when he was about to finish, it would eventually go down and there would be no mess.try it in a private place before you go to the movies and do it.

[michael339]

Ouch

[chicago0991]

OOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAA :____( holy god

[jjamiie]

i'm a girl and just reading that sounds pretty painful. owwwww.

[Nuqood]

Have him grab a tissue from his pocket and hold it at the tip when he's about to cum so he can cum in it and throw it out at the end of the movie.

[badsal]

I have received hand job and blow job in cinema sevarl times... it is great... Normally... I caver the dick head by a handkerchief and cum to it... You use the same way to your guy... Then there is no any mess... If there are less people in side the cinema you can give him a good blowjob... even if you are OK to taste cum... you can let him to completely load to your mouth and you can put them to handkerchief

[Pallavi_M]

I did, but it didn't meet the expectations

[harsh901]

Pallavi follow me. I will pm

[handycandy2000]

Theatre floors are known for being sticky.

[dazzinu69]

I remember getting a hand job in the movie theater and when I came it shot up a few rows over..

[jakeofalltrades]

I want my girlfriend to do it, but she never will. you could use a napkin or something like that. I guess the condom idea would work, but it takes some of the fun out of it

[JennieF]

I've done that an da couple of other thigns in a movie, if it was a boring movie.

[mikebrett1720]

Put a napkin over the head and have him cum I to it. Works for the movies and moving cars

[rockrewls]

When he's ready to cum put it in your mouth and catch the load...
No mess...

[tenofthepeaks]

don't clean it up... it shouldn't/doesn't matter.

[Bubba3131]

I agree. I’ve gotten several hand jobs during movies and love it. Usually just shoot on the floor and that’s it. Just have to make sure your boyfriend lets you know when he’s close so you can aim him down there. Also, tell your boyfriend to wear basketball shorts to the movie, and going commando makes it easier too since you can then slip his dick out the bottom of the shorts. We did mess up one time—had a wet spot on my sweatpants. Nobody noticed or cared on the way out 🤷🏻‍♂️

[RichardBandit]

This is easy. Ask for an extra cup. Then let him shoot his load in it

[supboy]

I have had couple of handjobsfrom my girlfriend in cinemas and I have even fingered her. Use some tissues when he is coming. That's what I did. No mess at all.

[DAM00]

Buy a fountain drink drin. He drinks it while you jack him off. When he's ready make him cum in the empty cup. A bottle with a large enough opening woks to harder to do but it works. As for your hand bring napkins or whips.

[MJWard]

Darling, you can either bring a box of tissues and clean up or just as he cums go down on him and swallow. My ex-girlfriend from HS. loved doing this. The first 3 times she brought tissues. The forth she went down. We still tease each other about going to the movies and she still laughs about it.

[JeffBojingles]

The fact you're going on the internet and asking this question is almost as sad as my boy Ted Cruz getting dumped by his lizard boy friend. He worshiped that lizard's penis. Here's what you do, you pay off every employee and pray to God they don't say anything.

[SunInAnEmptyRoom]

My girlfriend had me cum in her sock

[dazz4u]

I always let her know about a min or 2 b4 I but so she can cup it, one time it flew behind us lol