My duck is about5.5 inches is that big or small?

[chrissurvivor]

[Amy-xo]

I don't care about the size of my duck as long as it's crispy with pancakes and Hoi sin sauce 😄

[ghostqueen]

Seems like average size for a baby duck. Beware, they can grow up to 26 inches when full grown.

[TheLuckyPizzaDog]

When did it hatch? It's prob still just a duckling it'll grow more.

[chrissurvivor]

I'm drunk now

[TheLuckyPizzaDog]

Hello, police?

[Ephemera1]

No this is Patrick

[TheLuckyPizzaDog]

HELLO, PATRICK?

[TheIceCreamQueen]

@Ephemera1 Nooooooooooooooooooo Only panda

[Ephemera1]

@TheIceCreamQueen okay panda

[AditiSaasha]

Just about right. In fact just the ideal size if you would ask me.

[likeleggings]

Im bout 6in

[Bandit74]

That's a tiny duck.
Most women want a duck like this:
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[chrissurvivor]

It's not f××××ing fault it's autocorect

[chrissurvivor]

🖕...

[PillowThief]

Is that wing-span or body length or height or what?

[SweetgirlNS]

Quack quack?

[chrissurvivor]

I ment dick and you know it

[EnglishHorseJumperr]

Ducks are nice creatures but he may want to grow some more to pick up girls :) XD

[hahahmm]

Right size for a soup bowl

[chrissurvivor]

Every time someone comments on this I'm taking a drink of beer, so in a way your contributing to underage drinking

[Greaver]

You ain’t drinking beer gtfo out of here you little kid we got some bigger things to do than say if your dick is small or big and it’s small by the way and Vodka and Gin is what I’m drinking and I’m 16 so you damn sure aren’t drinking beer

[hahahmm]

@greaver lmao

[chrissurvivor]

I've had vodka, just not last night

[Greaver]

Stop trying to sound like a badass faggot I came from Russia where real men are born

[chrissurvivor]

How dare you call me a faggot! You worthless idiotic bitch. I am a genius! You are are a worthless eskamoe, who lives off a communist salary at an oil mine!

[Greaver]

Hahaha did your mother teach you those stupid words you imbecile your the 13 year old thinking your such a badass

[chrissurvivor]

Yea I'm 13 and I make more a month than you comi

[Greaver]

Bet buddy I work for my entire life I’m smarter faster stronger I’m the ultimate version of myself your the weakest link in society

[Greaver]

@englishhorsejumper

[chrissurvivor]

I run 18mph and have 155 iq, and my dad (My genetic potential) can bench press 180 pounds

[Greaver]

That’s nothing I have an iq of 214 i can bench 240 and I run like fucking Hussein Bolt

[chrissurvivor]

214. Sure and I'm want A clause

[Greaver]

Why did you capitalize A it is in the middle of the sentence not the beginning

[chrissurvivor]

Exactly my point not only it's to whatever you said an impossible IQ but you don't even know why I made that decision

[Greaver]

Are you mentally retarded or do you have an extreme case of being a fucking idiot

[chrissurvivor]

I get that being a small dicked soscialy outcasted piece of idiotic shit like yourself, can lead to an infieroraty complex, such you seem to have, also being a rusian=steroid adiction

[Greaver]

Haha it’s funny how you just overgeneralized the entire Russian population and you think your smart you don’t even know what intercourse is so fuck off and don’t look it up on google you 13 year old dumbass white boy

[chrissurvivor]

Lol your right. You little bitch

[Greaver]

I know I’m right because I’m not fucking stupid and don’t use google and Cyka Bylat

[chrissurvivor]

Intercourse means bone

[chrissurvivor]

That's subjective

[Greaver]

I’m done talking to you because your a imbecile

[chrissurvivor]

I was wrestling wolves when you were still sucking your mother's tit

[Greaver]

Dude your 13 you weren’t fighting wolves and I wasn’t breastfed get your facts straight

[SmoMan71]

Fun fact. 5.5 inches is small for a duck's dick.

https://goo.gl/images/2Xiz7R

[Babyygirl__18]

Depends how Old Are u

[MarkRet]

5.5 inches would be a smaller duck. Most ducks are 10 or 12 inches. He might make up for it if he has a big pecker.

[AskAVic]

The average penis is 5 inch, so you're above average.

[Ephemera1]

As a ducks are beautiful creatures. Feed your duck 4 times a day so it can get larger.

[LilPump2178]

Lmao he meant dick

[Streak]

dead center average. Also, spell check, son

[dreamstar72]

Do you really think we care when you have to SQUAWK about what you have.

[aaaae2e]

small lol

[genericname85]

that's a pretty small duck... i think the average duck is around 10 inches tall. what breed is yours?

[Greaver]

I was always 6.5 so dude your below average because average is 6

[EnglishHorseJumperr]

😜 XD

[LilPump2178]

Is it a baby duck? Make sure to give it plenty of food and water! Lmao ya your dick is small but it grows as you grow

[soul1110]

You're 14.

[LilPump2178]

@soul1110 so I know this stuff. We have already learned about this shit 3 years ago and it’s called google

[Greaver]

She wouldn’t be wrong I learned about this shit on google when I was 9

[LilPump2178]

@Greaver thank you I’m not the only one

[Greaver]

Deadass

[LilPump2178]

@Greaver 😂😂

[jambles]

It's average

[SuperSpicy]

Small, but it will get bigger as you get older.

[Nora_Sutherlin]

Below average

[DamienOutwater]

Now that duck is pretty small but with the right diet and exercises you can actually build a pretty big duck I know when I first got a baby duck it wasn't too impressive but after training it my duck is now a little over 7 inches

[johnhunter15]

It's normal

[Modu1234]

Broh ur 13 its big at ur age keep on this and you'll habe a better sex lyf

[BleepRawrsaurus_Rex]

That’s a small duck

[Mikey81]

Its a good size 🖒Mine is 5.2 inches

[SirHac]

That's a very small duckling

[hoodwill]

Average is 5.5 or 6 inch but to girls that's still small they like 7 or bigger usually

[SnailmanS]

small unless you’re Asian lol. AM I RIGHT 😂

[DarthGameRuler]

It’s average

[Anonymous]

Your duck is still in young age im sure it will grow bigger as your age

[chrissurvivor]

Stop mocking what autocgorect did to me

[Anonymous]

neither, but the size it fine :) please don't be insecure

[Anonymous]

Depends on the age and species of duck...

[chrissurvivor]

Autocgorect I ment to say dick

[chrissurvivor]

Ah oh dam you autocorect

[jurgenmeister]

😂 😂 😂 this is the best one!!!