What would you tell your toddler if you caught them masturbating?

TODDLER MASTURBATION IS AS COMMON AS IT IS TABOO (this is copy-pasted, I'm not screaming)

"During a routine pediatrician visit, I worked up the courage to broach the subject. I saw right away that I had provided our doctor with a ray of sunshine in an otherwise dull day full of vaccinations and strep cultures. My reluctance was quickly countered by his sheer delight. First, he asked, “Does she bring herself to orgasm?” WHAT? She is a toddler! And how would I know? I calmly told him I didn’t know, but she just seemed to do it quite often. I added, “I thought it was just a phase, but she keeps doing it.” He smiled and asked, “What made you think she would stop?”"

https://www.babble.com/toddler/parenting-issues-natural-child-behavior-private-time/
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  • My little sister used to do this

  • Nothing to be afraid of just might want to explain to her/him just do it in their room and help them understand

  • Seriously?

    • Yes, what would you tell them?

    • Beat them up

  • I would do it when i was young

  • my bro does it all the time in bed we just ignore it totally

  • The earliest observed instance of masturbation in males is at about seven months gestation, and in females at about two and a quarter years. There is not reason to believe any dates later than these are abnormal.

    • I first masturbated to orgasm when i was 7.

    • Outstanding. Show me the link to the seven months gestation claim please.

  • Apparently I used to do it all the time when I was little

    • What did they say to you?

    • I don't think they really said anything

    • Do you think it's wrong for kids to do

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  • Oh god, really?

    • Apparently...

    • Thats FUBAR!