ADULTS ONLY: For those who watch porn, do you like a theme, or it does not matter to you?

I don't mean a genre, or type, of porn, I mean something that has a plot to it, more like a movie, rather than, just "let's get it on", sex.

I watched an old one called "The Anus Family", which was a parody of "The Adams Family". OMG! It was so hot! I don't remember, but I'm sure a girl must have wrote and directed it.

It had a build up to it and not just 'get to it' sex. You would have to like lesbian sex and anal sex though to like it.

Another one called "Pirates" was pretty good too and was a combination of lesbian and heterosexual sex.

The movie I put as voting option C, called "This Isn't Twilight" looks like it could be a Super Hot one, for those of you that like the Twilight series. I think I may get that one!

What porn have you watched that is more like a movie? ... or am I all alone on an island with this one?
ADULTS ONLY: For those who watch porn, do you like a theme, or it does not matter to you?
A. Yes! If I am going to watch porn, I much prefer the movie type theme with a real script to it, definitely
Vote A
ADULTS ONLY: For those who watch porn, do you like a theme, or it does not matter to you?
B. No, it doesn't have to have a theme for me when I watch it... raw, graphic and even kinky sex is all I am after
Vote B
ADULTS ONLY: For those who watch porn, do you like a theme, or it does not matter to you?
C. OTHER, see my coments below, or just open the survey
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  • Interesting question you raise.
    In my experience, most men don´t have many demands when it comes to porn. It needs to contain a sexy, hot woman - or several- and she is supposed to get fucked hard and somewhat dirty in a way, that makes the guy watching it able to somewhat relate- somewhat imagine himself being the guy in the film. So I think it serves two main purposes; immediate, visual stimulans providing the means to make you cum. Secondly, in that process it serves as a way for him to act out kinks, dreams and fantasies picturing himself fucking the way he would like to - and maybe never had been able to.
    But in essence, scenery, costumes, screenplay and a storyline is of no greater concern - most guys usually prefer porn to start INSTANTLY with action and they turn it off the second they have finished.

    I am somewhat different. I am not a fan of one-night stands, the sex is always clumsy and poor and I rarely have the mental energy or desire to be bothered with all that is a part of meeting someone new, making a connection and becoming intimate. So me having a very busy schedule not allowing me to go out - or think about wanting to - much, well - I sometimes have quite long periods without sex. During those, I sometimes use porn, obviously, but in a more active and involved way (if that makes sense at all) sometimes when I can feel my body is telling me, that it really is not pleased with things and needs release, I kinda plan an evening devoted to it. Basicly, I watch porn for several hours and masturbate a lot while having a couple of drinks... haha! But I like to build up the mood, really getting into the sensation and in order to do that, I want the porn to tell a story, pulling me into a narrative that I can relate to, really connect to. I want to know what their relation is, what went ahead, whe they want each other so much - I want to be seduced and turned on by not just the appearance and looks, but also by the words and story- and I want the story to unfold before me, getting more and more intense, more hot building up to a point of climax.
    So all in all, I really weighs the right type of actor; looks, personality and all. I want high definition quality, dialogue and an attention to details. Just like in a real movie. And then I want the content to match my fantasies, allowing myself to live out my desires trough it for a little while, making it a little more tolerable missing out of the real thing...

    That took a turn for a much longer and detailed post than I originally anticipated. I hope it can be of some use and isn´t entirely crazy talk :)

    • I have watched "Pirates" once. It was for a long period the most expensive and vast porn production ever recorded I think. Considering how old it actually "already" is, it is a very good, solid and well made production :) May I ask you what it was about "the anus family" parody movie that made you so hot for it? Was it the story, the actors or the spinoff Adams family twist maybe? Haha :)

    • It was so realistic and yet surreal all at the same time. It has been awhile since I saw it so I don't remember all the details exactly but the daughter, Wednesday's school teacher came to the Adams home to discuss something about Wednesday's school work, or school activities, I don't remember which. Morticia and the teacher sat closely next to one another on the couch. One of Morticia's free hanging breast's would accidentally fall out of her dress and she would act totally embarrassed and put in back and then it would happen again. The thing is, the way it was done and the acting made it totally look like it was really happening, not staged, even though you knew it was. Each time the school teacher would act more and more embarrassed as well, but yet more and more aroused, in a way that she was trying to control, but eventually couldn't, and lesbian activities began to transpire in a way that any lesbian, or bi, girl watching it could easily relate to. That is what I loved the most about it. Being that I am a rare female that occasionally enjoys anal sex, that feature in the movie was a stimulating bonus as well. I am a big fan of sci-fi/horror parody comedy which made this a great porn genre for me. Hope that answers your question :)

    • Hehe, it was a picture perfect answer to my question - thank you very much :)

      Say, might it actually be this exact one you are talking about?
      (I might have gotten a bit curious, haha)

      https://imgur.com/tW6pQ9O
      https://imgur.com/QQiioy3

      First link is the cover of the movie - the second are thumbs and just a fair warning, the pictures are a bit more... um... explicit :)

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  • My friends think I'm weird but I want a porno with great acting so that I can become really invested in the girl characters first, then it's like XXX porno scenes. Like Game of Thrones but with actual XXX porno scenes involving Cersei Lannister, but I don't want the acting to suffer in the slightest bit because I need that to get attached to the characters.

    • That's a good take! I like it :)

Most Helpful Girls

  • Being a little of a romantic at heart, liking a good story with a happy ending (not just the liquid one), I fancy more a story that has a good script to it.

    It seems to me that porn written by women is more subtle, more sensitive and caters overall more to the needs of women. Not everyone is satisfied with depiction of plain raw sex, where women are seen or treated as objects of male satisfaction. 90 minutes of In-and-out of all possible openings and ending in a massive (or less) squirt of sperm or artificial pop shots.

    I like a good story to it. It does not have to be a lesbian couple acting. I love sensual kissing though and a woman-to-woman action scene written by a lady seems more realistic. Anyway, this is solely my opinion.

    I don't know what is going on behind closed shutters in other bedrooms but I would imagine that in many cases, there is also a story behind it, starting with foreplay, the main course and desert. Just like in a good sex movie.

    Don't get me wrong. At times, when I am alone and have my urges. It itches me too to get to the final scene and then a regular clip does the job just as well. But most of the time I am missing a good story ahead of the climax.

    But it seems that this "Pirates" movie looks interesting. Although, like in everything else, a good marketing makes miracles. A nice picture upfront sells better while the content may be disappointing.

    • @laurielusit Thanks for the MHO. I would never have thought in my wildest dreams that porn movies would get me an award. How wrong one can be! I don't know if it is a sign... 😁

    • ... lol

  • At my age I would like to watch fantasy porn if I watched porn at all. I mean I can have everyday sex myself so why not fulfill a fantasy.

    • thank you so much for the mho

    • You're welcome, thank you for a great answer! :)

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  • I actually prefer both. I like 2 watch some porn that has a theme. Other type porn it really doesn't matter. Some of my favorites porn movies are one with Jesse Jane. One of her good one is Beat The Devil. U have 2 watch it 2 get the story line. Then another porn movie i love 2 watch is Latex.

  • I don’t often but when I don’t want a study. No there no plot just touch I find anything extra really annoying

    • Sorry When I do watch it I don’t want a story. No theme no plot just touch...

    • Got it! :)

    • 😊😊

  • It's interesting but not surprising that more women than men like plots. I have to admit that a plot has zero appeal for me.

    When I watch porn, I am seeking beautiful women getting thoroughly ravished by handsome men. All natural breasts, please.
    I really dislike professional porn stars. Even if they are beautiful, I don't trust that they are enjoying themselves. They are often made up like whores, act like whores, talk like whores, and are obviously faking arousal.
    I gravitate almost exclusively to amateurs who love sex and have genuine orgasms. The bigger the orgasm the better - bucking, muscles clenching, legs quivering... for real.

    The problem is that amateur films usually don't have a camera operator, so the camera doesn't travel around or get many interesting angles. POV has the same problem.

    I have a pet peeve with most porn films that have a person operating a camera. The angles are the same boring shit and they completely omit women's waist and hips.
    After spending literally half of the film on the obligatory blow job, they spend most of the time on close ups of the woman's pussy, the back of her ass from eye level, her face. Most of them don't even try to fit the woman's breasts into the shots, especially when they are dangling. And the worst thing is that they rarely get shots of the woman's hips sloshing. That's one of a woman's best features. They either omit that entirely or someone's hand or leg is in the way. It seems that there is a convention for insisting that the woman reach back and grab her ass when she is getting fucked from behind, which has the effect of preventing her hips and ass from jiggling. It would be so easy to get a shot from the side that shows a clear view of her tits flapping and her hips jiggling, but that rarely happens. The one angle that is almost never shown is standing in front of the woman and pointing straight down, when she is on her hands and knees, to show her back, waist, flaring hips and round ass. WTF. Do the people who film this stuff even like women? Are they gay? The most pleasing thing about women, along with their breasts, is their jiggly, flaring hips and curve of their ass. But so much of porn filming seems to be by a standard set of conventions. 95% of is is the same exact same thing. The actors do the same things and you'd think all movies were filmed by the same tasteless idiot.

  • Hentai , tenetacle , dildo masturbation, masturbation, vaginal sex, , and lesbian.

  • I don't really watch that kind of porn, or porn in general.
    But if I wanted "plot" in erotica, I would simply just read an erotic novel instead, preferably with taboo themes, such as student/teacher, boss/secretary or older suave family friend with interest in their daughter.

  • if I'm just trying to get off, I'm only in a 'get to it' mood. But if for some reason I have the time to watch porn critically, of course I prefer a theme.

  • I don't get the appeal of obviously staged porn. Themed one would be even worse then.

  • I just stick to latina and ebony amateur porn.

  • I enjoy group sex, swingers, threesomes, foursomes.

  • Oh yeah, a plot totally makes it classy and less degenerate. Lol

  • Porn doesn't really do anything for me but i be lying if i said i dont watch it from time to time but Yes the theme ones crack me considering porn is already horrible

    • With the acting , so watching a theme one is kind of entertaining

  • No theme
    Just passionate realistic sex

  • Depends on my mood. It upsets me when I'm on a "tube" site and the start with a little plot and then cut it short. I can't handle the tease. They are notorious for cheesy plots but that's what makes them so good. If they take that out of porn then it just sucks. If it's super hot I can live without the storyline. But sometimes you need that in your life.

  • I watch porn but I think that most of the real movies were pretty bad. The acting is bad and the stories are all the same. I prefer a 10 to 15 minute situation that includes a little freakishness. Dirty talk and grunting is usually more predominate in shorts.

  • When watching with my SO it's all about the theme when alone I don't care.

  • Definitely with Real script..
    And just enjoy the Movie
    Don't touch yourself..
    Until.
    Until your genitals turn into faucets!..
    Then why you touch yourself it's like OMG...

    about that movie "The Anus Family."
    Was one #hashtag on it #Incest!.. 🤣😂🤣

  • Love getting ideas from BDSM porn

  • A. I like something with a theme.

  • I love a good theme and story, but I go to porn games for that. I can't take themed porn vids seriously. In the few things I've seen, nobody cares about the acting, and ofc they don't - it's porn, but it just becomes cringy to watch ^^ I'd rather just skip all that then.

  • Don't know what u mean by theme but I'm obsessed with ebony ass porn such a turn on also ebony lesbian orgy's them shits are hot asf and wild too

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