Okay so its your first time having sex with the man/woman of your dreams. It feels so incredible like nothing before when you (the guy) are inside them OR you (the girl) have him inside you. However, while having sex, you discover the things below about them. (Read the question and watch the gifs)
#1 Even though you’re screwing them as fast/hard/good as you can, they tell you they can only really orgasm if you also massage their scalp and bite them hard enough to where they bleed.#2 The closer they get to cumming, they start to shoot skittles from their genitals and whip cream from their nips (yes even the guys)
#3 They start talking in a demonic voice saying “ITS COMING! IM COMING! MOTHERFCKERR” And then they scream in banshee opera style right when they let it all out. Plus their O face always looks so intense like a mix of these
#4 When they release, their orgasms are so explosive that it shoots you afar or nearly drowns you.
So like is this still the best sex ever and the man/woman of your dreams OR is this a nightmare from elm street that you are running like hell away from! Did you even survive long enough to see them orgasm or which step above made you leave?
#FeelFreeToList #AwwHellNawl
After these 4 things, would you return for another round of sex or leave?
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+1 y
The O face was actually supposed to be Tobey’s along with these
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+1 y
The polls are throwin me off. So thats what people doin now. Fckin demons 💀😂🤣 #iCant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZgYrbeFlec
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What Girls & Guys Said
8 30Hell baw tag Mr out
😂😂😂
I didn't even read the 4 items. I absolutely would return, no matter that those things are. Because she's my wife, and I love her.
I reeeeaally think you shouldve read that she’d be talkin like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZgYrbeFlec
@DizzyDesii That's why I don't date girls that are into Harry Potter and that type of sh*t. Lol
Lmao dont talk about my baby Harry. Now ron, ron you can talk about 🤣
Lol. I will talk about all of them. 😆
Well however I like Skittles but I think she be some kind of alien or something wrong with that is not right. I see if the next round be better and hope that doesn't happen again.
🤣🤣
Aside from the joke, I always go for round 2 and 3 at least :P
Haha
yes I am serious actually ;)
I remember exactly what you like. 2016 wasn't that far back
Those were memorable days ;)
#3 did it for me no thanks... romance me please
I'll romance💏
Lol id be ready for mor, i think id have the better end of the deal with the skittles out the genitals because as a man i dont get infections as easy lol and fuck yeah give me that whip chream id suck every last drop of it! Wish there was a girl who had whip cream from the tits! Lol funny question. You should do more of these
Haha thank you
I and my girl cums hard enough without those you mentioned above. Being Hyperspermia, I cum like a fire hydrant.
None of the above freaked you out?
Yes, which is why I would not want them. Just plain ole fucking good enough for me.
I've dated women who did 1 or 2 or 3 or 4. I've EVEN dated women who can do 1 and 3 and 4! BUT if I could find a woman who can do ALL 4, I'd MARRY HER and we'd NEVER go hungry!!
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I’m leaving no questions asked. I’m not a massage therapist so I’m not massaging nothing, bite nothing I’m not a vampire, #2 big no, #3 I’m not even going to talk about that. If that’s what people are about leave me out of it, real talk don’t be around me #4 drown me and I’ll come back like Jason Voorhees
Awww but vampires are fun. Your #4 tho 😂
You’re into biting and things of that nature?
I used to be into biting but hate being bit. Now i’d just prefer we just leave it at sucking on eachother withot biting. I’ve always liked hickeys haha
Damn okay 🥵
They feel so good to receive because it makes you clinch your fists or makes you grab your partners arm or leg. But i love to give them as well haha
Which is understandable
I think its time to run away!
Exactly haha
I mean, that first gif is so damn erotic
Lmao where at
I’d be definitely taken aback, pretty sure I’d laugh and I’m sure as hell not returning for another round.
Good haha
Open to learn some new shit so hey they can bring it on.
Even if the demon in her sounds like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZgYrbeFlec
Only religious people see demons. Where those like you see demons and possession, I see only a free mind, immune to brainwashing. I'm one of those "demons" - many have tried to brainwash me, all unsuccessfully. So to answer your question - yes, even if she sounds like this. The voice and the looks don't really matter, a paper shopping bag fixes everything:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erse8eYrTeY
@Valso i’m Christian
I know, Dizzy, I was replying to you, not to the guy.
Lol 😂😂😂 I would simply take her to Hollywood.
the opening to scary movie 2 is one of my favorite things of all time 🤣🤣
So you prob would enjoy the sex huh haha #ShakeITfastWatchYaself
Round #2 Desi!!🔥🔥
Sure as long as it’s long and fun..
Makes things interesting
Even when she's talkin like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZgYrbeFlec
It would be a crazy ride lol
I’ve always liked a couple rounds if your going to do it might as well be tired after.😊🤷
Do and your man get into crazy stuff Desi?
Im single again
Oh sorry 😬
Well I guess you can do whatever the hell you want then..😉
Sounds fun
Whaaaat
Skittles and whip cream would be great.
And the demonic part?
Strange, but doesn't bother me.