Are America's trouble caused by a lack of quality sluts?

[purplepoppy]

Much is written about deep divisions in America. The political parties are pulling further apart catering more to extremists than moderates. Race tensions are at boiling point. Militant feminism, incels, mgtows, religious extremists the list goes on, It's like theirs no normal Americans left.

Now other countries have these type of people too, but their small in number compared to ordinary people who just want to get on with their lives. So why is America so divided?

My theory is that they lack enough high quality sluts. Centuries of oppression by the religious right have left the country with a chronic shortage of top notch promiscuous pussy.

It's a well known fact that flourishing slut population brings peace and stability to a country. Look at the UK, a tiny insignificant little over crowded island. There's every race, religion and political belief going crammed into a small space yet they don't have a fraction of the problems America has. Why? Because we have the enough high quality sluts to keep everyone pacified.

Lack of sluts = frustration=blame=hate=division

[Jersey2]

You might be onto something. We have whores but those are generally in public office and frankly are rather cheap. Pelosi has some major fun bags on her but really... no! We have common sluts but they tend to congregate in major cities and don’t cover enough geography.

Now that’s not to say we haven’t tried. We have implemented technology to help with the issue such as porn sites. But it is rather like staring at a window display of fake sushi at a Japanese restaurant... in the end it just doesn’t satisfy. But even that seems to have left us as Pornhub has recently deleted most of their videos in order for its owners to not to get arrested by the government. Wait a minute... do you think there is a connection between the mass deletion of good porn and the mass frustration that led the the storming of the Capitol? Shit, how bad can things get?

I guess we could import sluts but our normal source for goods is in China and after decades of the one child policy and preferences for boys well... even they have a shortage. What to do, what to do...

Eastern Europe probably has quality sluts available as they are old commie fucks who have no strong belief in God. But how can we entice them over quickly? 40 acres and a mule won’t solve the problem, that offer didn’t solve problems in the past... we have beaches, lots of great beaches and they have shit beaches. We will lure them with a promise of every other month at the beach to tan and sun bleach their hair. Then off to all high frustration zones to do drain the scourge of blue balls so that the nation... nay, THE WORLD, can live in peace once again.

[Anonymous]

Amen!!! It's not so much lack of sluts as more of the 80/20 rule... The sluts are only sleeping w the top 20 now due to hypergamy and online dating and access to the top 20... Back in early 2000s Betsy in the small town could only hook up with Billy Bob, now she posts some booty pic on Instagram and suddenly Kevin from Sales in LA is flying her to Hollywood for a weekend of boom boom. Billy Bob can no longer get laid and is out of shape (another American problem) so he can't play sports, he can't get laid, what does he resort to? Politics. He'll become our right wing extremist.

Meanwhile in the big city Debra who is a 7 in good bar light at 3am who used to give $50 blowjobs to the night crowd, instead is on only fans, with a good filter she's now a 10 in any light and makes $100 for flashing her boob to Connor some simp in long island. Connor will never get to even meet her, still a virgin at age 25, he now becomes a left wing extremist.

No one that is having a lot of sex gives a shit about politics. We just love... And make love!!! ;)

Great question!!!

[razelove]

Hmm, it might not be the cause of the problems going on in the country right now, but it sure as hell could be the solution.

[SirJeffers]

Lmao. You may just be onto something!

[ohshee]

Finely someone who understands lol do you have an extra room. I need to move there I'm so tired of our fake sluts here. Its driving me crazy

[errorgoodnameunfound]

Yo, I'm the satire master of this site. Stop trying to usurp me dude!

[spartan55]

I will always feel there is a lack of sluts here.

[IAMNathanael]

I believe the destruction of traditional family values plays a large part in it.

[Lynx122]

Tell them to do their part then :D

[Avicenna]

A number of people also think That legalizing prostitution would serve as a relief valve for the guys that can’t even get the sluts or can’t get enough sex.
i think a lack of relationships is the real problem.

[Jamie05rhs]

I agree with you, @Avicenna. Prostitution won't solve anything.

[Tstrbrainer]

Not everyone gets a relationship or wants a relationship

[Avicenna]

@Tstrbrainer: True, but doing hookups and going to prostitutes is not healthy behavior

[Tstrbrainer]

Why?

[Avicenna]

@Tstrbrainer; Is that a serious question?

[Tstrbrainer]

Yeah. For me, I like my space and freedom, so a relationship might irritate me in the long run

[Not_Average]

Ahahah this was a good read.

[MsLivy]

Big brain thinking

[TickleMeForFun]

You offering to be America's savior? Lol

[FatherJack]

I think the UK has at least as many prudes as the US. The trouble is caused by too many people being sheeple & believing the agenda driven BS " media " as gospel truth

[COMMODOREII]

Its possible. Too many prudes here.

[Farmer_Phil]

Coming from the UK (that small country you refer to) I would suggest we don't have a high population of sluts. We also don't have a huge number of guns in society, masses of right wing neo nazis or a president that for the last few years has pushed an agenda of fracturing society and pushing a right wing agenda.

So as much as people who screw a lot are generally calmer and more happy I'm sure there is plenty of that in the USA. Just maybe too much hate and idiocy and not enough balance and calm. Oh and did I mention too many fucking guns.

[Twalli]

Actually exteremeism was not huge here before Obama was president. That shocked and appalled the racists. Then they get Trump who won't condrmbrhrm and they come out of obscurity completely

[bamesjond0069]

Its the opposite. Too many sluts and hardly any quality women. Im personally going fucking crazy. Not from lack of sex but from lack of being settled down. can't make a ho a housewife.

[MikeTheBartender]

I gave up early 2010s on it.

[Valnac]

Just wait, I get the feeling its going to go to a head in a few days.
Mark my word.

[JoshMacDonald]

At the very least taking ideas they call “taboo” and making them Mai stream might change things.

[Tstrbrainer]

Yeah I think you are right

[MyBigMystery]

You int British or a very good troll.

[Pete671]

Not so good as to not make the mistake of referring to the UK as a country lol,,,

[MyBigMystery]

You made the mistake of using words like you make sense and your worth reading. Don't waste my time pathetic prick, jog on.

[Anonymous]

You always have interesting things to say and very intelligent, seems like you are older than what your age says. But you may be on to something

[Anonymous]

First of all, I'm not sure where you're getting your information but there are far more sluts per capita in the US than the UK.

And secondly, there is no such things as a high quality slut.