Sexual Relationships 
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I bought some underwear online for my husband. (I do most of the shopping and often buy him clothes, which he prefers so he doesn't have to do the time or leg work.) I thought this underwear looked good. Boxer briefs are our favourite. These happen to be a brand called Separtec https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B07476CB49/ref=ask_ql_qh_dp_hza?th=1
named after a feature they have which is an internal pouch in the front, which separates the penis from the balls. (Some guys like this. Makes them feel more secure, nestled in there, and it helps with Pete Schweddy's Balls - for your SNL fans out there.) Anyway, he likes them, so do I. I like the brown brand, and bamboo fabric (bamboo is an amazing development in the world of fabrics - both clothing and bath towels, sheets, etc. - it's extremely soft to the touch, and breathable/heat tends to dissipate well. Great for those who prefer to sleep cool in bed sheets. And it doesn't pill.)
Now months later, I received an email. Some potential buyer wanted to know something about them. I answered his q.
Then I went to read the other qs and responses. Now this is the funny part:
"Is it bonerproof?" asks some guy.
Answers:
1. "For a little guy like you would not worry about it."
2. "I love these trunks and after a year and a half of use they still fit amazing! That’s a lot of boners stretching these things right out but they always return back to normal."
So my question is, does this exist, and if there was/is such a thing as "boner-proof" underwear, would you buy it?
I imagine it would have very firm hold, which would probably not just prevent 'that' from happening when you don't want it to, but also suck in the gut, hold everything in somewhat.
Does that sound like a good idea, or just too uncomfortable? (Keep in mind when you answer this, how much Spanx, G-strings up the butt, etc etc women endure for you.)
What Girls & Guys Said
2 59I'm just gonna continue wearing normal boxers lol.
"boner-proof"
I have those very tight fitting running tights from skins brand. They are so tight that when I am flacid I am completly flat down there. Micro penis bulge. If I get erected I can max out 10cm semi erection- so I anyone looking see it's erected but like super small. it's very embarrassing and I prefer to stay soft in them.
But I would call them boner proof. Very tight spandex can do that!
I used to be concerned about a visible hard on but I kind of like them anymore. I enjoy talking to women when I'm visibly hard because their eyes keep straying to my bulge.
I think you've got the wrong end of the er stick. When he asked if its boner proof, he is not asking if the pants will stop him from getting a boner or hide a boner. He means, as you stick your dick in the pocket of the pants, when you get a boner, do the pants get ripped.
lolol. What? When do they ever do that? Fabric doesn't rip like that. It might get a little stretched (even jeans, I've seen it) but are you really telling me hard ons are destroying wardrobes?
honestly, i don't find myself having an uncontrollable boner a lot xD
That kinda looks its already having a boner
It sounds way too uncomfortable for me.
Sure they would probably be very comfortable. But I'm not sure about bones proof that being said I don't mind getting hard if I were to wear underwear.
"bones proof"?
So your saying that your husband doesn't get hard in these underwear?
No, you misunderstand. I told the story of why I was asking the question, but this underwear, other than having the separate pocket, is not 'boner proof.' I received an automated email asking for me to answer whether it was boner proof, and that made me laugh, and wonder - is there such a thing as that? (And would guys want it.)
That is funny and I wouldn't care for them myself since I don't wear any.
Lmao. Wtf
the title should say pitch tent proof
LOL. What's next, wet proof panties?
lol. It's not trying to say "don't get turned on" (that would be the equivalent); it's just trying to hide it so others don't know how you're feeling.
I hear ya, it just seems silly to me.
I’m not sure how that could possibly work...
I give it a try I always get called on by my friends with benefits that she noticed that I have a boner but she says it ok because I have a big package but I do feel selfconsience and wonder if other people see it but don't say anything. I might try it and see if my friends with benefits notices if she don't I might be all right if it is a little uncomfortable.
Lmfao ironically the underwear itself looks like you have a boner.
It would rather painful to try and stop a boner..
Sorry no got to have my boners lol
well thatd be a fucking help when im not home
LMAO 😂😂😂😂
i dont worry i like to show girls my big boner for them ladies x3 :·3
Not sexy