'Boner proof' underwear for men?

Boner proof underwear for men?
Okay, so this is kind of an odd one. Follow my thought process here...
I bought some underwear online for my husband. (I do most of the shopping and often buy him clothes, which he prefers so he doesn't have to do the time or leg work.) I thought this underwear looked good. Boxer briefs are our favourite. These happen to be a brand called Separtec https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B07476CB49/ref=ask_ql_qh_dp_hza?th=1
named after a feature they have which is an internal pouch in the front, which separates the penis from the balls. (Some guys like this. Makes them feel more secure, nestled in there, and it helps with Pete Schweddy's Balls - for your SNL fans out there.) Anyway, he likes them, so do I. I like the brown brand, and bamboo fabric (bamboo is an amazing development in the world of fabrics - both clothing and bath towels, sheets, etc. - it's extremely soft to the touch, and breathable/heat tends to dissipate well. Great for those who prefer to sleep cool in bed sheets. And it doesn't pill.)

Now months later, I received an email. Some potential buyer wanted to know something about them. I answered his q.
Then I went to read the other qs and responses. Now this is the funny part:

"Is it bonerproof?" asks some guy.
Answers:
1. "For a little guy like you would not worry about it."
2. "I love these trunks and after a year and a half of use they still fit amazing! That’s a lot of boners stretching these things right out but they always return back to normal."

So my question is, does this exist, and if there was/is such a thing as "boner-proof" underwear, would you buy it?

I imagine it would have very firm hold, which would probably not just prevent 'that' from happening when you don't want it to, but also suck in the gut, hold everything in somewhat.
Does that sound like a good idea, or just too uncomfortable? (Keep in mind when you answer this, how much Spanx, G-strings up the butt, etc etc women endure for you.)
Sounds like a good idea. I'd try it. (Even if it's a bit uncomfortable, with very firm-hold fabric.)
Vote A
Uh... no thank you. I don't want any part of that.
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  • Seem like bs

    • correct

    • Happens once a year 😂

    • haha 😁

  • Now where’s the fun in that!

  • I think I'll pass. It would be funny to receive it as a gift.

  • Nah wouldn't work for me haha

  • snugness increases the likelihood of a boner...

    • Oh really!

    • yes, it does

  • You just dissed a client or is it just someone asking client to client?

    Well, yes, there's such thing as boner proof, it's very uncomfortable, it's a protection cup, lol.
    Second, women don't wear shit like this for men, they do it for how they perceive themselves to be attractive to men, regardless if it works or not.

    Second, men are evermore partaking in the pathetic behavior of engaging in pointless shit to make themselves sexy, like skinny jeans, low pants, and a bunch of uncomfortable shit.
    And they have been the kings of tattoos since ever because of it.

    Boner proof would exactly the oposite, it's like using the base you use on your face as lipstick.
    Or wear something to make your breasts disapear.
    What men would do to actually attract women would be a permanent boner cup.

  • Nooooo i need a bigger pouch to hold my boner it defetnetly wouldn fit there comfortably😢😢😢

  • No thanks. Seems like it would cause congestion and pain.

  • Thats what I wear and it really works and I'm not a small guy

  • I don't want to wear those

  • I don't even know how to respond with out a ton of questions sounds stupid and would never work

  • Definitely sounds uncomfortable, but I would wear a pair when going outside. My wardrobe is slightly limited by what can conceal what’s down there, so some of the more comfortable clothes are relegated to home use out of respect for the general public. Not implying that I’m extraordinarily gifted, but it’s noticeable. I’ve heard compression underwear helps somewhat in that regard, haven’t tried it yet, though I have a pair in my cart waiting for an excuse.

  • As a late 40’s guy who gets multiple erections every night and those erections wake you up 3 - 5 times every night I can tell you it gets tiresome, and once it’s there, it’s there for a while and hard to get back to sleep.. Having boner proof underwear if there is such a thing sounds like a great idea to me… Any suggestions welcome..

  • I don't think that there is any undergarment that could prevent me from getting a boner. Short of cutting into my dick or injecting me with chemicals that would make me soft.

  • Yes there is such a thing. Certain designs do not offer enough support to hide them adequately. I use similar ones to the picture. Say you are at work and spending time around attractive women, the last thing you want to worry about is a tent. I once worked with a woman that mentioned it.

    • Ah, so there are, eh. How do they market them/what do they call them? It is very obvious, or subtle, the wording?

    • I didn't mean officially, I meant that some are better for hiding it, than others. it wouldn't surprise me if there was a market for it, but I don't plan to search ha.

  • First off, what women "endure", that's their choice lol. And is it "for us"? I think some women would say no it's not (so they would claim at least)?

    But no why would anyone "want" that? Erections are going to happen sometimes no matter what. It's not always "controllable". Whomever asked that was pretty immature (yes probably making a joke). My philosophy is, male or female, if it's not comfortable, don't wear it!

  • Umm No thank you 😊

  • I have Tommy John underwear like that but it’s not bonerproof and I wouldn’t want something that restraining because it’s probably not good doing that