Breast Cancer Sounds Too Scary. What Is a More Friendly Name?

We gotta do something about that name. I hate it!
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Sweater Puppy Cancer
Vote A
Fun Bag Cancer
Vote B
Dirty Pillow Cancer
Vote C
Headlamp Cancer
Vote D
Bouncy Castle Cancer
Vote E
Shoulder Boulder Cancer
Vote F
Chest Butt Cancer
Vote G
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Most Helpful Guys

  • I think it's "sweater puppets", or at least that's what I heard when I first heard it. Which makes more sense to me, at least.

    I also think it's appropriate that it sounds scary... um, it IS scary and people should be scared. Why would you want to make it sound fun?

    • Dating back to 2003, as opposed to the 2020 wiktionary addition. Not that sweater puppies isn't also acceptable.

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  • I love these names, some of them are adorable lol. Sweater Puppy is the best xo

    • So many people seem to hate them so it's refreshing to receive some positive comments. :)

    • I'll never understand why they'd hate them but then again I'm different, and you're very welcome ;)

Most Helpful Girls

  • It is scary. I think it needs 2 stay scary. Maybe be scarier like breast eater.
    Sumthing that would make more people take the self check more seriously

    • I do get your point. But I honestly feel that if the name was more fun, women would check more frequently. For serious.

  • Sweater puppy cancer

    • I like that one, too :)

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  • None of your options for they all seek to trivialise something serious.

    • Vote for the option that trivializes the least, please. :)

  • I don't like it either ,, this is a good question but it's hard to answer because of your post picture the word breast cancer is just a bad word but then you have a very beautiful picture on so my brain can't see beauty with a ugly name and it's not the breast thst are tripping me up it's the lips I feel beauty within a calm that's the beautiful part I feel

    • OK, dude. Did you vote?

  • mammary need healing
    mammary sick need love

  • My guess is you wanted to post boobs and see how long before you were reported or see how sick people are on here

    • No. Just vote. Stop being so difficult.

  • Breast boo boos 🤔

    • So two downvotes... Wow... ok... So it's apparently more repulsive than cute then 😞 i hope there is still time for a couple more down votes 😂

    • You would have done better with lady lumps lump... but probably still would get downvotes :(. This is a tough crowd.

    • Sounds like it

  • that women has some umm nice assets. Fun bag is slightly amusing so yes to fun bags

  • So it's breast that's bad not cancer? lol

    But I think if you were to change the name, people wouldn't take it as seriously.

    • Sure they would.

  • Life fucker?

    • That isn't a friendly name at all.

  • Front Butt Cancer

  • Cancer shouldn't have a "friendly name": it's a serious health issue, and people shouldn't be flippant about it.

    • Thank you, cancer police.

    • Yeah, my mother died from breast cancer, and just recently (less than two months ago) my sister's boyfriend also died from cancer. Maybe you think I'm being a bit too serious about it, well... okay, whatever.

    • My dad died of cancer and so did my grandfather so, yeah.

  • titty rona?

    • Vote please.

    • i like mine best tho 🙃

    • Blocked.

  • changing the name of the condition won't change the condition.

    • No but it might put people in a better frame of mind.

  • why would you give something that's deadly a name that's less scary? xD

    • To provide people with some much needed levity in serious times.

    • i think it's mostly the seriousness of the issue that gives the name the "scare". whatever else you are gonna name it, will be associated with the same scare soon.

    • though i think we're generally too scared of cancer. pretty much everyone having cancer as they die skews the mortality statistics quite a bit.

  • Tbh I think it's kind of offensive to make it sound cute when it's so devastating

    • Yes, others have said that. But some of us use humor to get through tough times. So for every person who finds this offensive, there is someone who will chuckle and appreciate this poll for lightening the mood around a scary topic. :)

  • I don't think it's a good idea to give it a "friendlier" name. It's serious, and it's supposed to be scary.

    • Then vote for an option that is kinda scary and not very friendly. There are 7 of them and maybe one fits your personality and feelings better than the others. :)

    • I don't like any of them. Sorry girl.

  • Tit-rott

  • I mean, it should sound scary. Cancer killls.

    • Cancer kills? No shit, Sherlock. I am lightening the mood.

  • I chose the first one because I didn't want to scroll down further... :3

    • Lol 😂

    • Lol just being honest 🤣 that picture was too damn good! 🤤

  • No , I suggest , killer cancer.
    The scarier the better...

    • depressing

    • Not when your wife died from it..

    • it's NOT depressing when your wife dies of it?

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  • I think that there is something wrong with you

    • Just vote.

    • Chest Butt

    • Was that so hard?

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