Guys, Buzz feed recently had an article about 23 questions women have for men about boners, and I was hoping the guys of GAG could answer them?

[swimmersam]

Please copy and paste the questions down with your answers 1. Does it hurt when we tuck our boners? 2. Does it always grow to the same size? 3. Can you pee when you're completely hard? 4. Does it always point towards the same direction? 5. Do guys talk to each other about boners? 6. Does it actually feel good when your boner is in a sock? 7. Is your penis extra sensitive when you have a boner? 8. Do you ever feel self-conscious about your boner? 9. What's the quickest way to get rid of a boner? 10. Which type of boner is best? 11. Which is the least convenient type of boner to get? 12. How is it possible to get hard after you finish? 13. Do you finish every single time you get a boner? 14. What's your favorite word for boner? 15. When people talk about average dick size, do they mean with or without boner? 16. Can you break your penis when you have a boner? 17. Which is more painful, getting kicked in the dick with or without a boner? 18. Do certain fabrics affect your boner? 19. If you're uncircumcised, do you prefer to look at your penis when it's hard or flaccid? 20. Do compression shorts actually hide boners? 21. Does it hurt if you don't release after getting a boner? 22. Does cold water make your boner go away? 23. Is it common for you to have a boner and not realize it?

[jwhit]

1. No, but it's a little uncomfortable
2. When fully aroused, yes.
3. Yeah, but it's hard af to aim.
4. Yeah
5. I don't
6. I've never put my dick in a sock.
7. I'm not really sure.
8. Nope
9. Keep my mind off the fact that I have one.
10. There are types of boners?
11. Read 11
12. I don't know.
13. Nope
14. I don't have one.
15. With most likely
16. I think you can.
17. Pretty sure it doesn't matter, still gonna hurt regardless.
18. Ehhh, I guess.
19. N/A
20. No, don't ever get a boner at a track meet.
21. Nope
22. I don't know, maybe.
23. Nah, I know every time pretty hard not to.

[rdubgaming]

For #19 hard because it just looks weird not hard if you get what I mean

[TriggeredPeen]

1. Does it hurt when we tuck our boners? / NOT USUALLY
2. Does it always grow to the same size?/ USUALLY, SOMETIMES EXTRA HARD
3. Can you pee when you're completely hard? / NO, YOU HAVE TO LET IT GO DOWN A BIT
4. Does it always point towards the same direction? / YEA, UP
5. Do guys talk to each other about boners? / SOME DO, USUALLY IN MIDDLE SCHOOL OR AT DRUNK FRAT PARTIES
6. Does it actually feel good when your boner is in a sock?/ NOT ESPECIALLY
7. Is your penis extra sensitive when you have a boner?/ MMM... YEA!
8. Do you ever feel self-conscious about your boner? / NO, NOT REALLY
9. What's the quickest way to get rid of a boner?/ THINK OF PUSSY, PUSSY LIPS OR PUSSY DISCHARGE
10. Which type of boner is best? / ONE THAT'S EXTRA HARD
11. Which is the least convenient type of boner to get? / WHEN WEARING SWIMWEAR
12. How is it possible to get hard after you finish?/ YOU GOTTA WAIT A LITTLE BIT
13. Do you finish every single time you get a boner? / NO, HOW STUPID
14. What's your favorite word for boner? / MY DICK OR MY HARD-ON
15. When people talk about average dick size, do they mean with or without boner? / WITHOUT
16. Can you break your penis when you have a boner? / I HEARD YOU CAN ACTUALLY
17. Which is more painful, getting kicked in the dick with or without a boner? / DOESN'T HAVE ANY EFFECT ON IT -- KICKED IN BALLS HURTS WAY MORE
18. Do certain fabrics affect your boner? / YES! SILKY BOXERS, OR SOFT VELOUR
19. If you're uncircumcised, do you prefer to look at your penis when it's hard or flaccid? /HARD AS FUCK OF COURSE
20. Do compression shorts actually hide boners? / NAH, NOT REALLY
21. Does it hurt if you don't release after getting a boner? / AGAIN, NO, HOW STUPID
22. Does cold water make your boner go away? / HMM MAYBE A LITTLE - SURE MAKES YOUR BALLS GO AWAY
23. Is it common for you to have a boner and not realize it?/ NO, THAT'S STUPID. YOU ALWAYS KNOW IT EXCEPT WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP

[moeanswers]

1. Does it hurt when we tuck our boners? no
2. Does it always grow to the same size? yes
3. Can you pee when you're completely hard? no
4. Does it always point towards the same direction? yes
5. Do guys talk to each other about boners? no
6. Does it actually feel good when your boner is in a sock? dont know, socks are for feet
7. Is your penis extra sensitive when you have a boner? yes
8. Do you ever feel self-conscious about your boner? depends
9. What's the quickest way to get rid of a boner? ugly chick
10. Which type of boner is best? any
11. Which is the least convenient type of boner to get? in front of a judge
12. How is it possible to get hard after you finish? dont know, but it happens
13. Do you finish every single time you get a boner? no
14. What's your favorite word for boner? hardon
15. When people talk about average dick size, do they mean with or without boner? with 16. Can you break your penis when you have a boner? no
17. Which is more painful, getting kicked in the dick with or without a boner? its not the dick, its the balls
18. Do certain fabrics affect your boner? yes
19. If you're uncircumcised, do you prefer to look at your penis when it's hard or flaccid? dont know
20. Do compression shorts actually hide boners? dont know
21. Does it hurt if you don't release after getting a boner? sometimes
22. Does cold water make your boner go away? yes
23. Is it common for you to have a boner and not realize it? no

[Anonymous]

1. Does it hurt when we tuck our boners? Not really, but I'm small
2. Does it always grow to the same size? Pretty much, yes
3. Can you pee when you're completely hard? Yes
4. Does it always point towards the same direction? Yes
5. Do guys talk to each other about boners? Hell no
6. Does it actually feel good when your boner is in a sock? If by sock you mean a condom, I don't use them because I'm not sexually active, and they never fit anyways
7. Is your penis extra sensitive when you have a boner? Yes
8. Do you ever feel self-conscious about your boner? I hate it, because it's small
9. What's the quickest way to get rid of a boner? Think of other things
10. Which type of boner is best? All of them?
11. Which is the least convenient type of boner to get? In public when I'm wearing loose pants with boxers
12. How is it possible to get hard after you finish? Keep masturbating
13. Do you finish every single time you get a boner? Only if I masturbate, which is rare
14. What's your favorite word for boner? Penis
15. When people talk about average dick size, do they mean with or without boner? With
16. Can you break your penis when you have a boner? It is possible to snap the interior chambers during rough sex... I'd rather not think about that any further
17. Which is more painful, getting kicked in the dick with or without a boner? Both
18. Do certain fabrics affect your boner? No?
19. If you're uncircumcised, do you prefer to look at your penis when it's hard or flaccid? N/A
20. Do compression shorts actually hide boners? Not really
21. Does it hurt if you don't release after getting a boner? No
22. Does cold water make your boner go away? I guess
23. Is it common for you to have a boner and not realize it? Never happened to me