Can we try to come up with a more pleasant sounding name for cunnilingus other than "eating a girl out" PLEASE?

I've shared many opinions stating my disain for the phrase "eating a girl out". To me, it conjures up images of wild animals devouring a carcass.
Can we try to come up with a more pleasant sounding name for cunnilingus other than

Having been misinterpreted in a prior MyTake, I will NOT be asking anyone to elimante this phrase from their vocabulary. But can any of you help come up with a more pleasant sounding phrase for oral sex on a female human? Please?

What's up inside there to be "eaten OUT" anyway? Is the guy Hannibal Lecter, and he's going to pull her ueterus out with his teeth and savor it with some fava beans and a nice Khianti?

Can we try to come up with a more pleasant sounding name for cunnilingus other than "eating a girl out" PLEASE?

OR... is it more like a yeast infection yogurt parfait waiting to be despensed like soft serve ice cream?

Can we try to come up with a more pleasant sounding name for cunnilingus other than "eating a girl out" PLEASE?


Come on... we can do better can't we? Here's a few I came up with. Suggestions wanted.

Even the cave man-ish "eat a box lunch at the Y" sounds less gross to me than "eating a girl out". Seriously, Gross...

Best suggestions get MHO tomorrow.
Licking Pussy
Vote A
Kissing the Kitty
Vote B
French Kiss the Vulva
Vote C
Cunnilingus is not as bad as "Eating a girl out"
Vote D
Other warm and fuzzy cute phrase (please add)
Vote E
I'm a man that likes to eat his box lunch at the "Y"
Vote F
I'm a cave man/woman and will always say "eat a girl out"
Vote G
Select gender and age to cast your vote:
Girl Guy
Updates:
+1 y
Crap. I forgot "Going Down On"... that one is gender universal :)
+1 y
cunnilingus is derived from the Neo-Latin words for the vulva (cunnus) and tongue (lingua). Additionally, there are numerous slang terms for cunnilingus, including drinking from the furry cup, carpet munching, and muff-diving. Several common slang terms used are giving lip, lip service, or tipping the velvet; the latter is an expression that novelist Sarah Waters argues that she "plucked from the relative obscurity of Victorian porn. But since most of us shave now,, not sure if these fit
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  • pleasuring you.

    licking your love pump lol

    making love to your " other " lips.

    • I don't care what it's called i just want the girl to enjoy it.

    • Same here! At least I found #Cunnilingus best word for it as it is most respective to both persons involved and to the art, not just one orgasm, but multiple and squirting. I can lay down there for over 30 minutes and I want to expand it longer and more enjoyable for her.

  • I think it’s good to just call it licking pussy. Eating out is too much in my opinion. Cunnilingus is too technical to be saying in a conversation lol. “Going down on her” is good too. so it’s either “licking pussy” or “going down on her”.

  • Drink from the flower

  • I use going down on her and licking her pussy. If I'm giving an opinion I usually use the terminology that the asker used.

  • Disgusting is a good name for it

    • I can't argue with that

    • @CT_CD @CheerGirl38139 That is why many women think it is disgusting to do which it is actually not, it is awesome down there being so close to her vulva.

  • licking pussy or eating pussy..

    • Eating sounds cannibalistic.

  • licking pussy is the best term or like @annoyymouse said going down is great too

    • Thanks!