Inspired by @coachTanthony question:
Ruin a First Date in 4 words! Ready? Go?
Mine:
*Pantiless under this dress (I'm not wearing panties)
*I'm very flexible
*Imagine this banana's youYour turn...
Can YouTurn Your Date On In 4 Words? Ready? Go?
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What Girls & Guys Said
23 63Ohhh no idea... off i know 100 percernt with 4 'don't feel any taste' , with 3 ' I have corona', with 2 ' can't breath' . with one ' pay!' , no words at all... Send an unwanted dick pick from the bath during the date... ( haven't done it... but knowledge is power)
Lick thing since 94
Lick for 26 years.
My dick's really big
I have a yacht
You rock my world
Wanna see my Anaconda
"My anaconda ain't got none unless you got buns hon" lololol sorry that song popped into my head 🤣🤣
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"I am very rich"
"I am 6'4" tall"
"I am a model"
I forgot the wallet, can you pay bill?
Oops, wrong question
Or, wrong answer for the right question 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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So, turn on 🤔🤔🤔🤔, "My fingers are long? "
Good one 👍👍
HEY LOOK AT THAT! *drops pills in drink*
Aww man that's bad lol
I only need there Let's go shopping
At the sex shop, 🤔🤣
Yassssss
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Who's your daddy?
I have much money 😂😂😂
( It's a lie but that's the only one that came to my mind)
You be my Queen.
Lol
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Bend over and feel
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No clue! Never tried it on first date.
Most of my dates have always been an emtional slow dance. Once we got to that point of mutual attraction beyond just a date, a look, a naughty whisper, oh, even the banal "I wanna fuck you now" !! :-)
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I eat pussy well.
May I eat you?
We should be naked.
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Can I finger you?
Suck for a buck?
Wine dine and 69?
I’m top you bottom/vice versa
I’ll eat your p...
I’ll eat your ass
Suck for a buck?🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well by time of dates id already have said everything id be providing evidence of that so I don't offten need any words at all by then they got a dam holding it back
Your place my place?
Nice!!!😊
See, yeah was gonna say that you. Great minds...👍🙂
i have money
i have a car
i have food
Come fuck me babe.
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Chris Pratt
Andy Murray
Jess Ennis
ScraJO
Got my forklift license
Lololol 🤣🤣