Condom Breaks!!! What are the 1st four words out of your mouth?

[Anonymous]

[kaewk]

We’re married, no biggay.

[sexymaria_a82]

“When did you put that on?” Sorry, more than four words.

[Elliegirl]

Just cum in me (I’m married, so I don’t care).

[HungLikeAHorsefly]

Glad it wasn't on

[Want2Know2]

Get the Plan B

[A_Bell]

I use other BC b

[Ellie-V]

“We’re girls. Who cares?” 😂😂😊

[ksoma]

roflmao

[bubbatxman]

Oh shit! Morning pill!

[Bruce_VVayne]

I rarely use it, happened once and my reaction was to it "Anyway, we already didn't need it"

[ghostqueen]

Thank god for IUDs

[Minnie97]

We don't use condoms, I'm on birth control so this wouldn't be a scenario lol. IF condoms were the only protection we used then my response to this would be something along the lines of " are you fucking kidding right now? What the fuck!!!"

[psychoticallyawkward]

Question isn’t relevant to me. I’m sure your a great guy and this isn’t anything against you, but please stop inviting me to your sexual behavior questions.

Thanks and have a good day!

[NeedHelpFast111]

What the heck happened?

[Sociopathvictim]

GET THE DOMESTOS NOoOoOoOoOoOoWWW!!!

[DaveTHENX]

'You have AIDS now'

[andreasderjuengere]

WE … NEED … TO … TALK

[andreasderjuengere]

I didn't know that some sperm can gnaw through rubber.

[BillieJean1070]

Oh my fuking God!

[JustinTheGreat]

"oh shit, it broke"

[ninjafemme]

Nice while it lasted

[opurba]

Congratulation... it's a twin.