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#4. You Will Have To Bring Literal Bags Of Dicks Through Airport Security
Lily has to travel to jobs around the world in order to keep her calendar full: "I've done New York, Jersey, Miami, Prague, Toronto, San Francisco, Vegas, and I'm maybe doing Croatia in June." We'd be failing miserably in our journalistic duties if we didn't mention that the porn she was filming in New York was Mormon-themed, " ... complete with magic underwear."
Remember what we said about porn stars being "independent contractors"? That doesn't only affect healthcare. You may also have to bring your own tools to the trade:
"About every time I go through the airport... I usually have a bunch of dicks on my bag. And about every other time, someone says,
"'We need to search your bag, ma'am.'
"I just tell them, 'It's a bunch of sex toys.'
One time, I noticed a screener making a face, so I said something. 'You guys stop me a lot. Do you get a lot of dick-shaped threats to national security?'
"'We have to check it. It's a hard, solid mass.'"
Apparently, the TSA doesn't appreciate childish snickering.
That might be why0 0 0 0iam sorry for your embarrassment but what they did during the search is with executable boundaries. Never underestimate terrorists if you were embarrassed then this makes it a good avenue for a terrorist to use. The outer shell of a dildo would contain enough explosive to bring down a plane. Please try to understand national security goes way beyond self dignity.
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It was right if they feel it was right. Brussels was just bombed and 31 people we murdered. Not only that, hundreds of people are injured and some seriously. Your embarrassment about a bra, knickers and a dildo is not comparable to those 31 people who were murdered by people also claiming not to be terrorist. Put it into perspective.
0 0 0 0They check anything that is a device with batteries in it. I once went the security check and they got very alarmed about my battery charger. They pulled the wire off for some reason? They did think i had a bomb set up in my carry bag.
That guy was an idiot lololol0 0 0 0He didn't violate your privacy, he was doing his job by looking for anything suspicious.
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3 27All you'll probably do by making a big deal out of this is get your name flagged for future flights. I suggest letting it go.
0 0 0 0When you're at an airport, they are allowed to search anything they want. They did it in a private room (affording you privacy) and with another agent present (a precaution against improper behavior). It doesn't sound to me that they went too far.
0 1 0 0No we did not go too far that's his job
0 0 0 0If you were a terrorist, disguising a bomb as a dildo would be clever, wouldn't it? Experience is a great teacher.
0 1 0 0Except it would be hell if it went off while she was using it.
uh no he didn't violate your privacy. you may be embarrassed but that is part of their job. i imagine in the scanner the dildo is an object that raises a red flag. there could be things inside of it.
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