What part of your body do you dislike the most?

[Charliefretz329]

[Abbycado]

My pp is too small.

Common complaint on here, I know.

[Charliefretz329]

Wow, that’s terrible 😢. Mines too big 😭

[Abbycado]

Damn near can’t find mine at all.

[Charliefretz329]

Ever try stretching it? 🤔

[newNapoleon123]

can you write to me

[Charliefretz329]

You want to learn how to stretch it too @newNapoleon123 ?

[newNapoleon123]

not you buddy

[Charliefretz329]

I can show you, no problem, there’s a whole subreddit 😉😘

[newNapoleon123]

Ok ok

[Abbycado]

You’re too young for me buddy.

[Charliefretz329]

Oh, ok. You want Ms. Abby to help you find your small pp. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[newNapoleon123]

please just give it a chance

[newNapoleon123]

There are only two years between us

[Charliefretz329]

Ever try a mirror and a magnifying glass? Don’t lose hope guy! 😕

[Charliefretz329]

Oh boy, yeah… you’re kinda jailbait bro. Yikes

[Charliefretz329]

Word to the wise, coming off desperate never works either

[newNapoleon123]

I'm hopeless

[Charliefretz329]

Be proud of yourself, even if you do have a little pp. body positivity and confidence 💪

[newNapoleon123]

thanks

[Charliefretz329]

You betcha. Being desperate gives off a stalker vibe

[newNapoleon123]

I wish that lady was dating me

[Abbycado]

So does the 34 notifications of likes on my posts. 🤦‍♀️

[Charliefretz329]

You wish your mental image of that relationship would happen.

[Charliefretz329]

Omg 😳 😆

[newNapoleon123]

I'm sorry lady

[Charliefretz329]

Yeah terrible tact. Seems creepy. Don’t do that

[newNapoleon123]

So what would you recommend?

[newNapoleon123]

give me advice buddy

[Charliefretz329]

Girl says no, accept it and move on

[Charliefretz329]

Talk to another girl. There are many out there, find one you jive with

[newNapoleon123]

Okey

[Abbycado]

Best piece of advice is don’t expect me or other girls to just like someone after one reply on an Internet forum. You have to understand it is a safety issue. I don’t know who you are. All I know is you saw my photo and went kind of nuts. Get to know someone by interacting and not rushing.

[newNapoleon123]

I was just trolling you dude.

[Charliefretz329]

And be careful out there buddy. Some of these women are bonafide axe 🪓 murderers…

[newNapoleon123]

you're right buddy

[Charliefretz329]

Trolling should be funny, not creepy.

[Abbycado]

I cut with words. Don’t test me by trolling me.

[Charliefretz329]

Ms. Abby is a bonafide tongue slayer… seems like she learned from the best 😆

[Charliefretz329]

*grabs popcorn 🍿😁

[Abbycado]

Now; I could take that two ways and one I would rather not think about. 😭

[Charliefretz329]

🤢 🤣 I meant it as you stated lmmfao

[Charliefretz329]

*dies laughing 😆

[Charliefretz329]

@_Maya_ is the undisputed champion 😆

[BlissfullyCurSed]

why is @billlewis not here?

[Dongie]

Is that what I may think it is. Kids and abbreviations.

[Dongie]

Quit bragging.

[Abbycado]

Do you have some hang up that you keep coming back and replying to yourself? We’ve all left this post, and you, over a day ago. Fuck off.

[Dongie]

You're a NICE little girl.

[Abbycado]

Don’t give a fuck of your opinion 🙂

[Abbycado]

XD arrogant because I don’t care about your opinion? That’s arrogance in itself that you think I should lmao.

[Dargil]

When to females complain about their PP?

[Abbycado]

When was it that no one had a sense of humor anymore?

[Dargil]

Ahh. April Fools.

[PBandJ_Nerd]

I can name a few. Other than my abs not being visible yet, I'd say my crooked toes (overlapping toe) and crooked teeth. Both need to be straightened.

[Charliefretz329]

Crooked teeth are ok in my opinion. They come natural that way. Working on those abs huh? 🙂

[PBandJ_Nerd]

It's going to take lots of situps for them.

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

I'm very allergic to furry animals but I love them, so I wish I didn't have this allergy.

[Charliefretz329]

I have a similar issue. Understand

[NathanDavis]

my height...

I'd really like to be one inch shorter...

[Charliefretz329]

Really?

[NathanDavis]

yeah... 6ft... would be way easier to say and type and I like round numbers... that extra inch is good for nothing

[Charliefretz329]

Said no man ever lol. Sorry bout that 😆 I used to be 6’2” but back injuries and age brought me to an even 6’. There’s hope for you yet

[NathanDavis]

many times did hit my head at places... could have cleared those even if barely

[Charliefretz329]

I feel your pain lol. And some beds and covers are just too short

[NathanDavis]

exactly... the smaller of my beds is an Alaskan King, for this reason

[Charliefretz329]

I am jealous sir

[NathanDavis]

you got a hat though... I don't

[Charliefretz329]

That’s true. My hat is pretty awesome

[FatNeville]

I would have to go with my face.

[Charliefretz329]

Ouch. Looks ok to me

[FatNeville]

@charliefretz329, you saw my "How Do I Look?" question or something?

[Charliefretz329]

Nah, I see your profile pic though. lol.

[FatNeville]

That doesn't show my acne very well.

[Charliefretz329]

Would a beard cover it up?

[FatNeville]

Maybe, but that would just look even worse.

[Charliefretz329]

🤷🏻‍♂️ 🤗

[FatNeville]

I posted a picture online in which I was kinda looking off to the side relative to the camera and I apologized saying that it didn't show my face very well and someone commented something like, "Why would anyone be looking at your face?"

[FatNeville]

But the way he said it, I took it as a compliment.

[Charliefretz329]

Ouch

[FatNeville]

@charliefretz329, I just took it to mean that he thought my best assets were elsewhere.

[Charliefretz329]

Ahh 😎… 🤔 😆

[FatNeville]

Yeah...

[Angxl3120]

My stomach, but ill get rid of the fat soon. Hopefully

[dustybiker2]

The invader.

[Charliefretz329]

Yeah… totally agree with that sentiment. I got some digestive system devils I feel the same about

[strateguy632]

i like all even my man boobs

[Charliefretz329]

💪 yes!

[Bricealan]

My feet are good, it's my toenails, and I am too chicken -S^&% to get a pedicure.

[Dargil]

I shed almost 100 pounds and I have "lobes" hanging loose. If have them cut off if I could.

[sheenagwapa]

my nose i fo not like my nose

[nawtee_me]

You have a cute nose…..

[Shedzij567]

Would have liked to be taller

[Charliefretz329]

Yeah, but short is cute on a girl too. I enjoy being tall though, unless I’m sleeping in a short bed 😆

[genericname85]

my teeth. they could be more ideally shaped.

[DrPepper12]

Dick & facial skin. Dick is stupiffyingly average and smoked for 30 years and it prematurely aged facial skin. Yuch.

[Alex-Snow]

My feet are gross

[KostasKouvalis]

My fat

[Charliefretz329]

Great for winter survival though…

[kellytheman]

I wish I still had hair or at least more hair on top. My forehead looks like a billboard.

[Dongie]

At 61 it's easier to pick what I still like. Can't even say my eyes now since my sight sucks, bald on top so I keep the rest to a stubble and we'll shit.

[Charliefretz329]

Lmao 😆

[jack1924]

None

[Charliefretz329]

Awesome 😎

[elaphe]

I would like to have more.

[Charliefretz329]

More?

[elaphe]

More hair

[Anonymous]

everything

[Charliefretz329]

Aww 😢

[Anonymous]

All of it

[Charliefretz329]

Aww 😢

[Anonymous]

Testicles

[Charliefretz329]

What’s wrong with those?

[Opinion Owner]

Reproduction aside, they are nothing but a nuisance. Nothing good comes from them. They are obnoxiously in the way, get nasty and sweaty, I cringe at the thought of something hitting them and are ugly asf. It would be better if they didn't have to dangle to thermoregulate. Alas, I soldier on.

[Charliefretz329]

Yeah, but the man hormones come from them too, the muscles and the luxurious beards 🧔‍♂️ and so on. Comfort I’ll agree lol lacking. And no one ever won an art contest drawing scrotum pics 🤣