Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health I listened to these subliminals last night & then I woke up with a penis (10.4 inches), muscular, and with an alpha mindset and behavior. My roommate was shocked to wake up and see a male - nevermind a stud - in my bed. I now regret listening to these subliminals because I can't walk down the hallway without women falling at my feet.
Did these very powerful subliminals have the same effects on you?
Did you become a fearless alpha male after listening to these very powerful subliminal messages?
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Too funny
Would mass broadcasting that make racists and sexists go extinct or gun sales drop dramatically?
Nah, subliminal stuff never works on me. I’m too focused on how annoying it sounds.
why are people trying to become like me?
I didn't listen but thanks for the story it made me laugh
So what happened to your pussy... did it fall off?
No.. the clit just elongated beyond it's normal length and width. It is now supersized.
That's fucked up
How so?
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I think it made me gay.
I'm joking, I didn't listen.
I didn't listen because I'm already a fearless alpha male with a 10.75 inch penis
Didn't listen and even if I did, would know.
What is an alpha male?
yes i bulk up like 10 pounds and my dick got 3 inches bigger just from listening to it. This was life changing !!!
No not really
I didn't hear it
didn't tell nothing I already didn't already know
No I did not
Subliminal? Nothing is even being said. Muscles are great but they dont change anything unless it's a life goal tbh. And I've never been alpha. Idrc
Maybe? I mean, it couldn't be any worse than being brainwashed by feminist retardation.
I am not an Alpha male. Trump is. Don Michael Corleone was, although life pushed him into it. Patton was. MacArthur was. Grant was. Eisenhower and Bradley were not. Neither Bush was. Clinton is, although distracted by his penis. I respect them. They step out when I would hesitate. But they need moderation.
My role has been and is "Consigliere". Look it up if you don't know what it is. I advise and counsel. I could pull the trigger if I needed to but prefer to leave it to more rough men.
My daily reminder than sarcasm exists.
I didn't listen but cool story bro