Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health This is part of what traumatized me as a kid. When my mom was dating my sister’s dad and the guy who stuck around for 8 years after him, i’d practically cry myself to sleep. I fckin hated hearing that shit.
Around age 5, She once put me out the car on a family roadtrip and made my grandparents come pick me up instead because i kept crying and cockblocking when the guy tried to kiss her while driving. As for The night im pretty sure they conceived my sis, i was like 5 or 6, crying in the hallway of his home and his son who was the same age, cradled me and kept saying “Dont cry Desi” as we cried together.
Age 8-17 i had to hear her do her longterm boyfriend. They were so fckin loud and i’d stand in the hall like michael fckin meyers and give him the deathstare everytime he came out in nothing but tidy whities to do his after sex pee. I hated that bastard so much. My mom would scream “take your evil ass back to bed.”
Man i came home one day to find my favorite bunk bed set gone and she replaced it with this new Queen bed. It was nice but i didn't want that shit. And get this, the mattress they put on it was the one she and dude fcked on all those years. Wtf kinda parent… Man I had nightmares everynight of them doing shit on it.
I vowed revenge and to one day do it to where she’d catch me having sex to see how she’d feel. Guess my first ex wasn't the only motivator for that shit. Unfortunately she still never caught me but her boyfriend did and she never believed him. Lmao too funny. #FeelFreeToList
Did you ever hear or walk in on your parents having sex as a kid? How did you react?
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See at least when i do it all over the house, I’d still be discreet. They won't know whats going on 😂 I can be going at it behind the kitchen island while cooking (except i dont cook) lmao so ok maybe the kids will know sumns going on. But man, my dad was on next level shit. We went to six flags and shared a hotel. He tried to eat his wife out while all the kids were asleep in the bed across from them. Lmao that freaky ass bastard. I defintely saw that shit. I get my nasty side from him😂
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26 51It happened to me, I walked in on my mom. On a side note, I was in states custody, on what they call a therapeutic home visit.. I walked in on her riding. She just looked over her shoulder, smiled and asked if I needed anything, didn't even stop.. I still have nightmares about it.. Ewww.
Lmao she sounds like my dad 😂
That is awful. Makes me want to fix everyones screwed up childhood.
@dustybiker Yeah not happy about it lol.
@dustybiker Its part of why i haven't spoken to my mom in over 20 years.
I truly am sorry. Do you think you ever would given the chance? Just to see what she has to say for herself these days?
@dustybiker No, That situation is only 1% of why i haven't spoken to her any more. The rest of it was extreme childhood abuse, Her prostitution and choosing drugs and sex with multiple men over being a mother to me. Treating me like i was an inconvenience and a burden when i was around. And finally, the fact that i was becoming just like her, personality wise, so i chose to end any contact with her..
Damn. Sounds the healthiest choice to cut and run. Are you happy now?
@dustybiker Absolutely.. And im happily married.
Love a story with a happy fade. Good for you!!
@dustybiker thanks my friend.
Just roommates.
Thats fun
@dizzydesii It was basically audio porn. Listening to sweaty bodies slapping and girls grunting was so hot. I'd cum right along with them. And after I fell asleep the dreams I'd have because they'd keep going... basically porn dreams and no guilt. There's just something so erotic about hearing a woman cum... I'm glad my wife is so vocal.
Yes exactly! I love audio porn. My friends joked about leeaving me on the phone with them while having sex. Dude really didn't hangup one day. I stayed in listened. Afterwards he said, babe lets go get sumn to eat. I said YAY LETS GO!! They both screamed lmao 🤣 they said omg how long were u there for
I would jerked off while listening. My first ex wife called me while she was having sex with her new boyfriend just as the divorce was final. She was trying to rub it in that she was getting fucked by someone else. I jerked off to her. When she heard me cum she got mad and hung up.
Lmao i think you told me that before 😂 still cracks me up
I thought it was scary ghost sounds! :) When I was 5.
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I never heard a thing from my parents room.
I never did and I never heard them because I was asleep and I’m a very sound sleeper.
Oh i see
I believe I never walked on nor heard my parents having sex.
I did hear my roommate tho. 😂
Lol what was your reaction
I smirked and was like " at least someone's enjoying themselves in this apartment " 😂😂
Lmao!!
Oh yeah. It wasn't just one roommate. 😂 I just remembered
Daaaamn you had some freaky aas roommates haha. At least you didn't have freaky ass parents. You see the crap I went through above 😭🤦♀️
Yeah I see. Well one of the roommates was just one time. The other one a few times. But I only heard, never saw, thankfully
Shit i wouldve been watching them 😂 My friends boyfriend purposely left me on the phone while they were having sex. I guess he was initially joking but i definitely listened to that shit. Afterwards they said “babe lets go get something to eat.” I said YEA LETs go. They were like OMG HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE PHONE 🤣
Lmao 😂😂😂 Maybe I would've too, if it wasn't the middle of the night.
haven't you heard, the freaks come out at night 🤣 MIDNIGHT lol
I did a few times. They just forgot to lock the door
I doubt they forgot haha
I am going to keep telling myself that. Lol
@DizzyDesii yes I walked in on my dad having sex with his girlfriend one night on his birthday at her house. They were in the living room when I went to the kitchen to get something to drink I seen them briefly. I turned away immediately and thought to myself "way to go dad" hahaha
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No thank god... but I got caught by my best friends parents at a house party lol
Haha
Hmm; great question. I don't think I did. Maybe once, but I'm not positive.
I wouldn't want to remember haha
IKR? Very true!
I heard them one time and I immediately put ear plugs in and tried to astrally project myself far far away
Lmao man they were so loud that headphones didn't work :(
Well I appreciate my parents discretion. After reading of your experience in not sure how I would have dealt with that kind of behavior. There are pros and cons to every parent though
No, I did not. My parents' relationship was not happy enough.
Im sorry that happened :(
I have multiple times but I usually quiet so they never saw be and I just shield my eyes.
I bet
I grew up in a nudist family. We all walked around naked. None of us ever closed our doors. I've seen my parents having sex a lot. It didn't bother me
Is this some hippie shit? Lol like seriously how do nudist families even begin
I brought my kids up the same way. It's not hippie shit. It teaches them to be comfortable in their skin and being nude does not have to be sexual.
y'all on some Adam and Eve stuff. I can't 😄
There's a lot of nudist family's out there. I hate wearing clothes. I have so much more freedom being nude. Women Today walk around practically naked anyway. If you were brought up in a nudist family I think you would feel differently about it. It just seems weird to you because you've never done it
Oh nah i walk around naked a lot with windows and curtains open. Its the exhibitionist in me. I've walked around in fromt of female family naked but then they made it weird so i try not to
Do you like walking around naked? Do you enjoy your freedom when you're naked? If they didn't make comments about it I'm sure you would still do it.
I didn't think about it. I walked around as if i had clothes on. But my mom/sis would constantly scream “stop blinding us” and my grandma kept sayin “i want tits like hers.” Its just weird 😂
That's just funny. Those comments would make me want to do it more
Did once. Tan back to my room crying.
Lmaoooo sounds like me 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
no lol
Lucky!!!
well, i do had my little sister that walked in whie i was giving a bj...
Oh yea my sis saw me gettin my tits sucked and i told her i was wrestling on HER BED with him 🤣 Then my sis also saw me gettin it in on the couch. I felt Bad cause i yelled at her like my mom used to yell at me and screamed GO BACK IN YOUR ROOM. Damn poor kid
well, in my case i didn't even see she was there
I initially didn't but my sis always creaked the door open 🤣 so i heard that
oh, she entereted my appartment in silence like sh'e always do, the door to the living room where we where wasn't completely close but closed enough so she can watch whitout being seen
We have a door that separates the suites hallway from the living room. My sis creeked it open although I warned her beforehand not to come out
lol i see
how old was she?
I was 15/16 and she was like 9 years old
i was 21, she was 12
Yea we probably fcked then up 🤣
well... she was starting to be interested in sex already
My sis didn't until 21. My mom can't believe she masturbates. She never even knew i used to lmao. But masturbation for me hit at 21 and i pretty much quit it after that year unless having phone sex
she was already masturbatung, she already watched a few porno, and she was starting to try to look at my collection of lingerie, wanted to try it but was too scared too
Thats funny!
They were annoying AF I don't know if they thought I was sleep but I heard them occasionally. One day I tried calling them since I was driving home from high school and bringing my friend because we were working on a group project. No answer…. I come home and I hear them so I left for like 5 hours and when they called and asked where I was I said somewhere not listening to you have sex.
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Ew hell nah ans I'm glad I didn't
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Lol your horrible lol
They were worse!! Lol
Now I know where you get it from.
Who my dad? 🤣
You never had a chance lol born freak
😂😂😂 omg man you're awesome
Thank you! Ur damn awesome as well
Heard them having sex. 🙄
It suuucks
My mom woke up 2 hours later to take me to the bus station because I had to back to college in Georgia and I'm just sitting in the car thinking to myself you just was f**** 2 hours ago. 😂
Lmao ole freaknasty assez
Its normal. 😀