I hope you’re getting permission from the men whose sperm you’ve kept.
It is absolutely impossible for synthetic mRNA or a viral vector-based DNA strand to alter your dna. We don’t live in comic books where we go to sleep and wake up with webs shooting out of our wrists and the ability to climb up walls like Tobey Maguire. This bullshit theory is widely spread in the United States.
The mRNA instructs your body’s cells to build a protein associated with the virus which is then destroyed by your immune system. Your cells build this protein once. Within 2 weeks, your body has disposed of the mRNA because it’s useless to us, and your immune system has done its job. Nothing left but the antibodies needed to fight the virus.
That said, there are slight and very rare risks associated with each vaccine, just like their are risks associated with every pharmaceutical ever produced.
But there is absolutely no evidence to suggest it affects sperm, eggs, or any other reproductive part of your system.
And god I hope you have those men’s permission.
Nobody is saying people r gunna turn into spiderman you twat. The rabbinical association of America just ruled no one of child bearing age should take the mrna jab. There are mountains of evidence pointing to its negative impact on fertility for both men and women and it’s heavily suppressed because big pharma has it’s hand in EVERYTHING. But ofc you won’t believe me. I’m just a crazy conspiracy theorist.
I’m glad you were able to suck it up and admit you’re a conspiracy theorist. Are you seriously referencing an organization of orthodox rabbis? One of the biggest anti-vax orgs there are? Jesus. Let me correct myself. There is absolutely no medical evidence suggesting the vaccinations affect a woman’s reproduction. I would refer you to the American College of Gynegologists or the California Maternal Quality Care Collaborative, both organizations that have guided gynocologists and obstetricians in the United States for decades. But please, continue to lecture me about your conspiratorial horseshit based on Google medical training. I can use my 4 years of training from Georgetown U and 6 years working in hospitals to shoot it to hell. Listen scooter, don’t get the vaccine if you don’t want it. Hell, you can even convince your family and friends not to get it if they’re gullible enough to believe you. I’ve got no skin in the game. But confidently overruling reliable medical organizations by throwing unproven recommendations by a religious organization that has no business recommending medical advice is irresponsible. Peace out and best of luck.
Anyone who uses the term conspiracy theorist in a derogatory way is so fucked in the head they aren’t at all worth my time. Good to see you think jews are stupid. History might disagree with you there but facts don’t seem to matter to deranged propaganda raised ostriches like yourself. There is plenty of evidence the vaxxes increase chances of stillbirth from phizer’s own trials if you’d bother to actually look at how they define their terms and parameters instead of just reading msm articles. I suppose it doesn’t matter to you that big pharma funds all these news agencies and runs their own trials which are set up to produce the result they need to sell their products. Dense as fuck. Enjoy your consequences.
First off what’s the point? Are you only going to mate with women who froze their eggs? Second, what’s with the ice tray? You just KNOW at LEAST 25% of readers will think you can freeze sperm in the freezer at home! Sperm needs to be frozen at around-280° to -300° Fahrenheit, and it took me 15 seconds to find this picture:
Erm... Thats not how the gig works. Even if you freeze sperm, there is no guarantee it will still "work" when thawed. It's also one reason IVF is only 33% successful at best.
But regarding the "pre-vaccine" malarkey, you crack me up as always. No vaccine can "alter" anything - it's not how it works. The Facebook educated anti vaxxers are confusing "vaccination" with "gene therapy" despite both being completely separate processes and technologies.
I mentioned a while back I tend to use an Ice cream carton I keep in the freezer, it’s handy for semen storage and health drinks.
I have a couple of these filled up, I try to match them to my diet etc
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Oddly enough, your idea is not without precedent. in materials science there is what is known as Low-background steel. This is steel produced prior to the detonation of the first atomic bombs and is not contaminated with radionuclides (those sound scary).
Tiny amounts of this "pre-nuclear" steel is used in devices which require the highest levels of sensitivity.
Pre-vac sperm... Why not?
That steel often comes from ships sunk before the bomb was dropped.
Where did you get all this high quality male semen? I don't think you can keep semen good just in a normal freezer...
Know if I'm going to freeze anything that's going to be a mermaid not a seaman but you are very smart girl I think a lot of people should be doing that but that's probably why they wanted women to get the shots too because they figure if women are dumb enough to sleep with men and get pregnant then they're dumb enough to sleep in the monkey are giraffe the world has gone crazy
I don't know how about eucaryotic cells, but bacteria must be frozen at -78°C and suspended in 15% glycerol to prevent freeze damage so even if someone did indeed freeze their sperm, there is a chance all of them died because of being pierced by ice crystals during freezing.
I really needed this one today. lmao. *wipes eyes.*
I don't even know if I'm fertile or sterile... lol
Is it wrong to wonder how many times a boy would have to ejaculate to fill up that entire ice cube tray?
Unfortunately I ran out of ice cubes one night, and accidently served them in my guest drinks...
@donkeydan your guest obviously downvoted you. 😂
@ChrisMaster69 To be fair they prefer it from source
@donkeydan I had heard they were Chihuahua milkers. Nom nom nom
Sperm black market here i cum 🤣
I'm done having kids so I'm not freezing my sperm... for any reason.
This is an interesting question though :-)
Your update is very funny. I hope you keep the full condom in the freezer... for future use.
Well is the birthrate that bad over there right now? It's been a long time since the Romans occupied Britain. If y'all want to raise a few cohorts you just give me a call. 🇮🇹🇬🇧😜 Lol all kidding aside love the troll post 🤣
Why are people still pushing this vaccine mess? It’s really nerve wrecking at this point- not taking it because I was medically exempted. Been fine the whole time.. not donating blood or anything to vaccinated people
Vaccinated people are on their own
This is hilarious
Sure, I'll get those filled up for you on December 1. Just send me some foot pics.
Dm me
mRNA does not alter anyones DNA. It just creates the same antibodies the body would create naturally. Besides that I am 50 years old and I have all the kids I am ever going to have.
No sperm freezing lol
Vasectomy... I'm Good
Well no, I didn't since I didn't get the vaccine and won't my little swimmers should be just fine!
Lol, no. That's weird.
Oops- I forgot.
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