Did your parents or grandparents ever inappropriately discuss their own sex life with you?

[DizzyDesii]

—When i was under 18, My mom would be like “Dont do anything you have no business doing.” But then the next minute she's tryna tell me how her boyfriend puts it on her. Like Ma, I dont wanna hear that shit lmao. I was very territorial of my mom and hated her boyfriends for having sex with her. If they kept it in their pants, i wouldve been much nicer to them 😂 but nah I had to hear her moaning all the time. Once I hit 21, my mom was like “Oooh girl you need to get you some.” I’m thinking to myself, lady you’re hella late.
—And then my dad would be on the phone tellin me to “Wait til marriage.” when he didn't. And then years later, he’d be eatin his wife out in the same hotel room his kids are sleeping in. Like oh okay, we’re waitin til marriage for that 💀 Thanks for the examples ya nasty! Man i must get my freakyhood from my parents lmao. Its in the blood!!
—My grandma always been a nasty mf talkin about “If your grandpappy would suck on my titties then maybe they’d be as big as yours. Have you let someone pop your cherry yet?” Like brooo. And My grandpa refuses to watch kiss scenes or anything in front of me and my sis. He’s been like that for about 25 years. But then last year, he was a changed man talking about “Ooo what kinda movie is this. This vampire girl tryna eat out the other girl. Change the channel back” Like wtf grandpa!!
#FeelFreeToList #ParentsJustDontUnderstand

[mpodeszek]

No here either