Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health Do any women like to take advantage of the morning wood?
Anonymous
As we all know, the kind of boner you get early morning is incomparable to any other. Only a man can tell how it feels different. Even the girth gets to a size not achieved normally. Are there women who often take advantage of that with their partners or is it too inconvenient to do that early morning? I just wish my wife would sometimes get on top of me in the morning, specially weekends, but she is so sexually dead.
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Oh by the way, I am more interested to hear about women who do not need a trigger. They just do it by their own will and morning horniness.
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28 13Umm I'm confused about how it's different part. My morning boners are the same as my mid-day, afternoon and evening boners lol.
My condolences on your sex dead wife.
Thanks. Well... I got to be thankful for all the good I have in her.
Wow! I'm seeing a lot women preferring "morning wood".
Some explicitly mentioned morning wood. Others just like that time for sex.
I am sure some will.
I think some women do. But how would I know? I don't got women by my side.
The time will come my friend. Be good; be patient.
I hope so. I went to prostitutes in August 2015 four times. I lost my virginity that month. For the first time in my life, I felt a very different, but extremely powerful kind of happiness. Is that the power of oxytocin? I doubt I'll do it again, though. It cost $500 total, I don't have a job, the girls wouldn't let me continue having sex after ejaculating without paying extra, which I refused to pay, and I couldn't last longer than five minutes without ejaculating with each girl. So, the sex was good, but I wish there wasn't any restrictions on what I could and couldn't go with the girls. I started feeling depressed again about two weeks ago. I guess the effects of oxytocin wore off. I feel tired, but I can't sleep properly either.
Made a typo. but I wish there wasn't any restrictions on what I could and couldn't do with the girls.
Hey why go that route? Find a nice girl.
I don't know. I have a really high sex drive, but I don't know how to charm or seduce girls. I was influenced by utopiaguide.com/.../ Also, a fellow GaGer suggested backpages. com to me. What I find shocking is that whenever I want to give up something, I end up losing complete access to it. The brother I went to was controlled by the NYPD. Basically, if I went to prostitutes in Flushing, NY during September, I would've gotten arrested. I guess someone is watching over me? The utopiaguide. com link also stopped receiving updates on August 30. The last prostitute I went to was in August 29. I also started really giving up on porn around March. I tried to go to my favorite porn sites again on June, but I found that all the hackers stopped posting up free passwords. Once again, someone seems to have set up a restriction for me. I guess I really need to figure out how to charm or seduce girls now.
I think the scariest thing this year is how much military helicopters seem to be spying on me. Whenever I go outside, a military helicopter is always following me. Everywhere I go, there's a green military helicopter right above me. kndu.images.worldnow.com/images/6234959_G.jpg
These helicopters started following me after I began reading books written by Michael Tellinger, Zecharia Sitchin, Michael Newton, and Jacque Fresco. Every time I go to abovetopsecret. com, there's a military helicopter monitoring me. Is this normal? What did I do? Even as a type to you, there's one outside right now, hovering over my neighborhood. There was one incident around June when a black military helicopter was scanning a field near my house with a search light around 3 am. What's going on?
I made a typo in third to last post. The brothel I went to was controlled by the NYPD.
I made a typo in my last post, too. I made a typo in my fourth to last post. The brothel I went to was controlled by the NYPD.
seriously and when I post some questions like these they always get removed...
I love dick! I want it now
Let's focus on the ones that shine in the morning. :)
Yes okay 😊
I believe you already have a guy who will fulfill your request. :)
I have no idea
Hey! Don't talk about your wife like that!
Sorry for coming out as a pathetic person. I'm not. I swear. We have a great life otherwise.
Good
Thanks for believing that :)
I don't think you're a pathetic person... and you're very welcome 😉
After prom last year, my guy-friend had too much to drink, and fell asleep in the same bed as me. He had a massive boner XD.. not sure if that's considered morning wood though lol.
You are very young. I would hate to pollute your mind by explaining to you :)
pfft I'm 17.. my mind is already polluted
I am speechless. Sorry.
Morning sex is the best. Absolutely my favorite part of the day to have sex.
Lucky you. Is it because of the solid morning boner or just because you like it?
If I had a boyfriend I kind of have a fantasy where, with his prior consent, I wake him up with a blowjob
But in practice I am really, really not a morning person; I always wake up feeling really groggy and kind of ill and like I look ugly - not at all sexy. And the guy who I'm into is the same, he takes a looong while to be properly ready for anything in the morning
Perfect match nevertheless !! Haha.
If you could let him know that that'd be great, 'cause unfortunately he doesn't agree :'(
Oh sure. Is there a way I can let him know? :)
Aw I appreciate that you would lols. I think in actuality I just need to deal though
How sad. Nobody's completely happy.
My favorite kind of ride ;)
I'm jealous of the guy. :(
My boyfriend likes sex in the morning so I go with it but he usually gets on top. That's the deal.
Awwww... Why give her downvotes? I hate these downvotes anyway. :(
I enjoy morning sex, but oddly, my last boyfriend did not. He was too sleepy and had a difficult time finishing when it was really early. It was generally weekends when we had sex in the a. m. 7:30-8 is a lot easier to get down with than 5!
Ugh. I feel you here. My guy just hood out of bed and gets on with his day, early. I love lazy mornings of sex and cuddling. It's not his thing :(
Gets. Gets out of bed. Stupid auto correct.
@becca123 you don't even get weekends, or days off?